[RedRaven]

A notorious mafia boss is looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that he is "protecting." Feeling the heat from the police force, he decides to use a deaf person for the job so that even if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.


On his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He then gets greedy and decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The mafia boss soon realizes that his collection is late and sends some of his hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the hoods drag the guy to an interpreter.


One of the hoods says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is."


The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?"


The deaf man replies, "I don't know what you're talking about."


The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."


The hood pulls out a .38 pistol and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "Now ask him where da money is."


The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?"


The deaf man signs, "The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate."


The interpreter says to the hood, "He says to go $%£" yourself and doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger!"

[drewcrane]

If he were the tax collector he woulda pulled the trigger................

[patrick]

Smart interpreter!

[Dale1035]