Garage Door

Postby RedRaven » 04 Feb 2011 15:53

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper
was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and
said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you forget to close your
garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and
walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open,
and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask,
'When my garage door was open, did you see my stretch limmo parked in
there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van
with two flat tires..
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Re: Garage Door

Postby Eddie » 04 Feb 2011 18:28

:lol:
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Re: Garage Door

Postby Jimiboy » 06 Feb 2011 9:32

LoL :mrgreen:
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Re: Garage Door

Postby drewcrane » 06 Feb 2011 15:36

Its a good thing he only has a one car garage,any larger it would have made his mini van look even smaller :D
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Re: Garage Door

Postby Eddie » 06 Feb 2011 16:05

He shoulda cut down the weeds next to the garage door! Makes the mini-van appear larger :lol:
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Re: Garage Door

Postby patrick » 09 Feb 2011 5:28

:lol:
That's funny!!! :s004:
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