[RedRaven]

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle..


His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on


this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job.


There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw


little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he


asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I


was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom


you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because


she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by


myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no Fucking bike!

[Adrian Worman]

nice one mate, was gettin very bored