A mopar guy was driving along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The mopar guy pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me.'
The mopar guy thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
'Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what are they thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy. '
The Lord replied, 'You want that bridge with two lanes or four?'