AirfuelEddie to be served with a sepina by the Mopar Police! • The Dodge Challenger Message Board

by **RedRaven** » 20 Aug 2007 20:01

Ok guys its like this, I rekon the Mr. Airfuel MUST attend next years Nats at Santa Pod...Id say this will be an expensive operation coming from the U.S.A. so Im gonna get the ball rollin and I am pitching 100 sterling to the pot to pay for his flight etc.

Anybody willing to contribute....

I going to forward the funds to the right honourable Darth Mopar( Dave Robson)...and just to make it official if Eddie puts himself into a wall at 140 in his Challenger and ends up in the great dragstrip in the sky before the nats next year then the funds raised will go to a charity of Dave choice....

Lets make it happen lads.....

by **Eddie** » 21 Aug 2007 19:36

Lets see, I need to get my "English to British" dictionary out and study up on the proper language :mrgreen:

The only "English" words I know are Wanker, Arse, Flapper, threepence, flat. :biggrin:

by **RedRaven** » 21 Aug 2007 19:48

Well there is chap...fellow..geeza...sorted...darling..nonse...I know a few more...but I will teach you some As Gaeilge....

Ok repeat after me...

Cad a ta an sceil mo chara= whats the story my friend

Pog Mo Hoin...= Kiss my Ass

Ca bhuil na colleen mor = where are the big girls

airfuelEddie wrote:Lets see, I need to get my "English to British" dictionary out and study up on the proper language The only "English" words I know are Wanker, Arse, Flapper, threepence, flat.

by **Eddie** » 21 Aug 2007 20:21

That's all a fellow needs to know, where are the big girls and kiss my ass. :lol:

by **dave-r** » 21 Aug 2007 20:51

or as we say around here;

Divint taak like that ya bugger man or i'll wash yer dorty gobs oot! = Mind your language chaps.

by **dave-r** » 21 Aug 2007 20:53

I'll chuck in £20 towards sending Eddie back. Which I think has higher priority to bringing him over. :lol:

by **Eddie** » 21 Aug 2007 21:12

My wife has you beat Dave. She is donating 500.00 cash to get me the heck out!

I should have never shown this to her. :roll:

She saw the weight jokes too. Dear Lord I'm sore and bruised all over.

by **RedRaven** » 21 Aug 2007 22:16

dave-r wrote:I'll chuck in £20 towards sending Eddie back. Which I think has higher priority to bringing him over.

by **RedRaven** » 21 Aug 2007 22:17

Guess whos in the dog house!!!! :mrgreen:

airfuelEddie wrote:My wife has you beat Dave. She is donating 500.00 cash to get me the heck out! I should have never shown this to her. She saw the weight jokes too. Dear Lord I'm sore and bruised all over.

by **Jon** » 22 Aug 2007 3:18

Steady boy's :roll:

by **Eddie** » 23 Aug 2007 19:25

My friend DeeWayne came over and he brought his new car over. Actually it's a 1997 JagYaar,(see I can speak Brit)! He let me drive it, can you believe that! It's unfortunatley and auto, pile of rubbish! :mrgreen:

Seriously it's one of the nicest automobiles I have ever been in and it's very agile! :thumbsup:

by **Eddie** » 23 Aug 2007 19:28

V-8 that loves the revs! He said he would donate a couple dollars to my "adventure"! I think he just wants to "abscomb" with my R/T. :mrgreen:

He prounounces it JagWire.

by **Eddie** » 23 Aug 2007 19:37

That brings the Grand Total to 670.00 U.S. plus 20 lbs. for Dave to get me released from the authorities! :biggrin:

by **RedRaven** » 23 Aug 2007 20:57

Who is the dude in the pic..is that Deewayne

airfuelEddie wrote:My friend DeeWayne came over and he brought his new car over. Actually it's a 1997 JagYaar,(see I can speak Brit)! He let me drive it, can you believe that! It's unfortunatley and auto, pile of rubbish! Seriously it's one of the nicest automobiles I have ever been in and it's very agile!

by **RedRaven** » 23 Aug 2007 20:59

Hey my man we got a little less than year to reach the required amount...no problem

airfuelEddie wrote:That brings the Grand Total to 670.00 U.S. plus 20 lbs. for Dave to get me released from the authorities!

by **Eddie** » 23 Aug 2007 21:02

Yep, Wayne, his name is Dewayne and he's a retired independently wealthy old gentleman who loves cars. He owns 5 Corvettes mostly 60's vintage Vettes.(Too bad their not MoPars). :twisted:

by **Eddie** » 23 Aug 2007 21:03

RedRaven wrote:Hey my man we got a little less than year to reach the required amount...no problem

airfuelEddie wrote:That brings the Grand Total to 670.00 U.S. plus 20 lbs. for Dave to get me released from the authorities!

Piece 'O' cake,my friend! :biggrin:

Dont get me wrong, I am tenacious when I put whats left of my mind to something.

by **RedRaven** » 23 Aug 2007 21:24

Just think of the trouble we will get into in Santa Pod....The grumpy old man wont know what hit him!!!
:mrgreen:

Ssshhhh...here he comes look busy...

airfuelEddie wrote:
RedRaven wrote:Hey my man we got a little less than year to reach the required amount...no problem

airfuelEddie wrote:That brings the Grand Total to 670.00 U.S. plus 20 lbs. for Dave to get me released from the authorities!
Piece 'O' cake,my friend! Dont get me wrong, I am tenacious when I put whats left of my mind to something.

by **Eddie** » 24 Aug 2007 13:18

Hey, we are always busy Wayne! :lol:

by **Dale1035** » 24 Aug 2007 21:42

I spent about 30 months in England in the early 70's and there are a couple of other words that any car guy should know. Your spare tire is kept in the "boot" and to check your oil you will need to check under the "bonnett". I assume that these may still be used.

by **Eddie** » 25 Aug 2007 12:21

Thanks Dale! So it's OK to ask a pretty young lass to check under her bonnet? :mrgreen:

by **RedRaven** » 27 Aug 2007 11:07

Oh Eddie..I almost forgot my favorite English word....CRUMPET!!! :mrgreen:

by **Eddie** » 27 Aug 2007 13:21

I eat those all the time Wayne. They are pretty tasty especially covered in chocolate. Dont the Englishmen use hounds to sniff those things out? :?:

by **RedRaven** » 27 Aug 2007 15:06

Yeah..but thats the folk up north....stay off the moors lad!!!

airfuelEddie wrote:I eat those all the time Wayne. They are pretty tasty especially covered in chocolate. Dont the Englishmen use hounds to sniff those things out?

by **Eddie** » 27 Aug 2007 18:44

The "moors" what is that place? Is it real swampy and infested with ugly old winches? I would want to go there first then!!

by **dave-r** » 27 Aug 2007 18:49

The moors are not usually swampy. But can be if there is a good layer of peat under foot. Usually covered in grass or heather.

You never seen The Hound of the Baskervilles then? :lol:

by **RedRaven** » 27 Aug 2007 18:59

Try American werewolf in London..."stay off the moors lad"....

dave-r wrote:The moors are not usually swampy. But can be if there is a good layer of peat under foot. Usually covered in grass or heather.

You never seen The Hound of the Baskervilles then?

by **Eddie** » 27 Aug 2007 19:30

Hound of Baskervilles, no but I'll have to watch or read it. American Werewolf in London, Yes, Jenny Augutter was the British Nurse in that movie. She is/was hot. :mrgreen:

by **RedRaven** » 27 Aug 2007 19:38

Here is some rather chilling pictures of gouls and daemons you might see on a dark night on the moors..... :mrgreen:

by **Eddie** » 27 Aug 2007 19:57

The last set of pics looks especially "harrowing" and "terrifying". Having what appears to be a "randy" Jerry Garcia on one's backside. Or as Dave puts it, "an uphill gardening dirt packer"!! :biggrin: