@X0ECutting Edge Online @X09∙@X0E InterBBS Doors @X09∙@X0E E-mail @X09∙@X0E Files @X09∙@X0E No Download Ratios@X07
@X0AAutomated Business Solutions @X09∙@X0B Your Leesville Computer Dealer @X09∙@X0C 239-4973@X07
@X0BFormatting of Drive C: in progress, 34% Complete. Do not interrupt!
@X0CTo be damned by the Devil; is to be truly blessed.
@X0DI don't know, if the devil damns you, you must be REALLY ddirty
@X0EWise man states, that if the devil dislikes that means you're doing good.
@X0F I love happy faces! Don't you?
@X01 Laughing morons from the planet Zerox
@X02 {COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
@X03...................... Group Photo
@X04■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
@X05 Dogs, Cats, Criminals.
@X06 This side up
@X07 <|-) User is Chinese.
@X08! Not on your life !
@X09!!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH
@X0A!!!SMILE!!! <CLICK> <FLASH> GOT IT!!!..
@X0B!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
@X0C!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
@X0D!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
@X0E!evitcudorp tsom eht syawla si etunim tsaL
@X0F!knat a yub -- ylevisnefed evirD
@X01!tseb yrev eht dnes ot tnaw uoy nehw..kcocnaH nhoJ
@X02" " - Lao Tzu
@X03" Every little BYTE helps "
@X04" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
@X05" Just as well, too" said Mother.
@X06"...or worse, not to have a mind" -Dan Quayle
@X07"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
@X08"90% of this game is half mental" - Yogi Berra
@X0A@X09"A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass"
@X0B"A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass"
@X0C"A broken clock keeps better time than you!" (Tegan)
@X0D"A friend, as it were, a second self" - Cicero
@X0E"A lie is terminological inexactitude." Churchill
@X0F"A man's a man for a' that!" Burns
@X01"A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices"
@X02"A phaser is the universal communicator."
@X03"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfield
@X04"A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage."
@X05"A screaming comes across the sky..."
@X06"A war put off is not a war avoided." -- C. Heston
@X07"Accuracy is in the eye of the beholder!" HFC }]
@X08"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
@X09"All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices"
@X0A"All humans things are subject to decay."
@X0B"All life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson
@X0C"And a 1000 Slimy Things lived on. And so did I"
@X0D"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
@X0E"And his wife was named Incontinentia Buttocks"-M. Python
@X0F"and Our product is SQL 'ready'", Borland International.
@X01"and the continuing saga of the sticky heads"
@X02"And what I do ain't pretty!" - Wolverine
@X03"And when fate summons monarchs must obey;"
@X04"Anybody hear any good jokes lately?" -- Pee Wee Herman
@X05"Anyone see a war around here?" Patton or Bill Gates
@X06"Apple I" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
@X07"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
@X08"Are you hurt?" "Dunno. I'm a doctor, not a lawyer."
@X09"Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?"
@X0A"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
@X0B"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
@X0C"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
@X0D"Bad knee, gotta run" - Pat Buchanan to his draft board
@X0E"Beam me aboard Scotty!" <-> "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain?"
@X0F"Better know nothing than half-know many things."
@X01"Beulah, peel me a grape."
@X02"Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers
@X03"Bones, it's Ensign FullaPb." "He's lead, Jim!"
@X04"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
@X05"But once you are real, you can't become unreal again."
@X06"But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis!"
@X07"By the way, what does BTW mean?"
@X08"C'mon Spock. Pull my finger!" * Kirk
@X09"C++" should have been called "D".
@X0A"Call it a hunch." -- Quasimodo
@X0B"Call waiting", great if you have two friends
@X0C"COINCIDENCE" happens.
@X0D"Conclusion": the place where you got tired of thinking
@X0E"Cover me, I'm going in..."
@X0F"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
@X01"Do you have any Grey Poupon?" - "Uh, grey poop on what?"
@X02"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
@X03"Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus!"
@X04"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
@X05"Don't worry, I'm fluent in wierdo"
@X06"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11
@X07"Earth was not earth before her sons appeared."
@X08"Easy to use" is easy to say
@X09"Eat any good books lately?"- Q in Star Trek NG
@X0A"Eat Gaseous Worms" - Russian anarchist chant, 17MAR92
@X0B"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb.
@X0C"Ended up in a cemetary of a thousand wasted days..."
@X0D"Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!"
@X0E"Every why hath a wherefore."
@X0F"Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli
@X01"Everyone lives by selling something." - R.L. Stevenson
@X02"Everything's got a moral if only you can find it."
@X03"Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett
@X04"Facts are stupid things" - R. Reagan
@X05"Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
@X06"First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin"
@X07"Fix it! You've got FIVE MINUTES, Scotty!"
@X08"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
@X09"Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship
@X0A"Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid" FDR
@X0B"Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean."
@X0C"Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn"
@X0D"French Fries are MURDER!!!!" - Mr. Potato Head
@X0E"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
@X0F"God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pope
@X01"Gravity sucks!" - Issac Newton, rubbing his head.
@X02"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
@X03"gull.. gullet.. gully.... Hey! It's true!"
@X04"Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid
@X05"He created OLD fossils!" "Yeah, riiiigghht!"
@X06"He's dead Jim."
@X07"he's just a girly-man programmer"
@X08"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Congreve
@X09"Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree
@X0A"Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..."
@X0B"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses?
@X0C"Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"
@X0D"Hobbes did it , Mom!"
@X0E"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
@X0F"How to Budget Your Money" by I.R.S.
@X01"How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke
@X02"Hump?, what hump?"
@X03"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
@X04"I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley!"
@X05"I assume" makes an ass out of u and me
@X06"I can't belive I ate the whole thing" - Circa 1973
@X07"I can't use contractions." - Data
@X08"I Don't THINK so" {BAP} - Homey the Clown
@X09"I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates
@X0A"I hate quotations!" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
@X0B"I hate Victor Hugo", said Les miserably.
@X0C"I hates that crazy varmint!!!" Y. Sam
@X0D"I have no opinion on the Miss Ark contest." - B Clinton
@X0E"I just ate a fishing lure," said Tom with baited breath
@X0F"I need a home run hitter" he said ruthlessly.
@X01"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
@X02"I see", said the blind man to the deaf man on the phone.
@X03"I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul."
@X04"I think not," said Descartes; and promptly disappeared.
@X05"I was pretty subdued when we started."
@X06"I wonder what this button does...."
@X07"I write the songs that make the whole world...AARGH!"
@X08"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
@X09"I'd tax all foriegners living abroad."
@X0A"I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
@X0B"I'll have the dark bread," said Tom wryly.
@X0C"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
@X0D"I'm looking for Mr. Dover, first name Ben.."
@X0E"I'm Sick & Tired of being Sick & Tired!"
@X0F"I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my husband."
@X01"I'm standing! And I can't fall down!"
@X02"I'm the best there is at what I do..."
@X03"I'm the pro-business candidate" - Bill Clinton
@X04"I've lost my flower," said Tom lackadaisically.
@X05"I've said more than I know already." --Daniel Moynihan
@X06"I've struck oil!" Tom gushed.
@X07"If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate
@X08"If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos
@X09"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
@X0A"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
@X0B"Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help."
@X0C"Impossible! That is not good French." N.B.
@X0D"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..."
@X0E"In the end, gravity wins.", Dolly Parton.
@X0F"Is it too loud out there?" Jimi at Berkley
@X01"Is this the real life?" --Freddie Mercury, 11/24/92
@X02"Is" is the verb for when you don't want a verb.
@X03"It's not IF you hard drive crashes but WHEN!"
@X04"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
@X05"La Quinta" is Spanish for "Next to Denny's"
@X06"LET ACCURACY TRIUMPH OVER VICTORY"
@X07"Let me be the judge of that!" - Clarence Thomas
@X08"Let's win this one and go home." - George A. Custer
@X09"Lets visit the tomb," said Tom cryptically.
@X0A"Life has a great deal up its sleeve."
@X0B"Life without LOVE is no life at all!"
@X0C"Logic is logic. That's all I say." Holmes
@X0D"Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer
@X0E"Look at those newborn kittens," said Tom literally.
@X0F"Love -- a grave mental disease." Plato
@X01"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."
@X02"Luke... Luke... Use the MOUSE, Luke" - Obi Wan Gates
@X03"Macros will do that to you deary....."
@X04"Man is a piece of the universe made alive." Emerson
@X05"Man's the bad child of the universe." Oppenheim
@X06"Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble." Job
@X07"May you live all the days of your life." Swift
@X08"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
@X09"Men die and worms eat them - but not for love" Shake
@X0A"Men know life too early, women too late" Wilde
@X0B"Men, in general, are but great great children" Napoleon
@X0C"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
@X0D"Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpson
@X0E"Modesty died when false modesty was born." Mark Twain
@X0F"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel
@X01"My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!"
@X02"My other car is my feet" - Al Bundy
@X03"My stereo's half fixed," said Tom monotonously.
@X04"NO KILL I" - HORTA
@X05"No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.". GBS
@X06"No, I didn't." - Teddy Kennedy
@X07"Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
@X08"Number One, buy me a pontiac!"
@X09"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" - Curly Howard
@X0A"Of course you realize, THIS MEANS WAR" -- B Bunny.
@X0B"Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done." WW
@X0C"Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee ..."
@X0D"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.."
@X0E"One FAT Ferengi has just entered..." Worf
@X0F"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
@X01"Our first and last love is -- self-love." Bovee
@X02"Paid off"? What does that mean?
@X03"Parser? Parsnip? -- What's the difference?" W. Erickson
@X04"Peace sells, but who's buying?" Megadeth
@X05"People fear *most* what they understand *least*"
@X06"Please return stewardess to original upright position"
@X07"Positive thinking" ... leads to miscalculation.
@X08"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
@X09"put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire!"
@X0A"Que es mi barco mi tesoro, que es mi Dios la libertad"
@X0B"Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!!
@X0C"Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right.
@X0D"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days...
@X0E"Quit staring at this ... and I mean NOW!"
@X0F"Quoth the raven, 'Eat My Shorts'" - Bart S.
@X01"Radioactivity -- it's in the air for you and me"
@X02"Really honey....just 1 more message."
@X03"Round up the usual suspects!"
@X04"Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
@X05"Severe Memory Limitations"
@X06"Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance."
@X07"She's a witch! Burn her!"
@X08"She's ready Jim; Lock and Load!"
@X09"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
@X0A"Ships ahoy!" yelled Tom fleetingly.
@X0B"Sir, Deck Fourteen reports that the toilet's blocked."
@X0C"Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives"
@X0D"Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler
@X0E"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
@X0F"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'"
@X01"Spock, I thought you were dead!" "I rebooted, Captain."
@X02"Stamp out software hoarding"--Free Software Foundation
@X03"State Of The Art" is technospeak for "unproven".
@X04"Stupid" is a boundless concept.
@X05"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
@X06"Superfluity does not vitiate"
@X07"Taco Bell" is NOT the Mexican phone company!
@X08"Take me down to Paradise City" A. Rose
@X09"Take my Worf......please"-Data
@X0A"Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa."
@X0B"That makes 144," said Tom grossly.
@X0C"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach.
@X0D"The best you get is an even break." FPA
@X0E"The dummy is the one who doesn't ask questions." acp
@X0F"The faster you go, the shorter you are" - Einstein
@X01"The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom." Bret
@X02"The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept." Shake
@X03"The maid has the night off," said Tom helplessly.
@X04"The Meek Don't Want It"
@X05"The only victory over love is flight." Napoleon
@X06"The other only thing I changed was ..."
@X07"The pen really is mightier than the sword!"
@X08"The Sky is Falling!" - Weekly World News 8/1/91
@X09"The welfare of the people is the chief law." Cicero
@X0A"There are no grudges on the Edge. Only obligations."
@X0B"These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant"
@X0C"They also serve who only stand and wait."
@X0D"This meat is hard to chew," Tom beefed jerkily.
@X0E"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
@X0F"To enjoy art is a sign of intelligence."...acp
@X01"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
@X02"To live long, it is necessary to live slowly." Cicero
@X03"To love her was a liberal education." Steele
@X04"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
@X05"Trust me, I'm a consultant."
@X06"Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -Yoda-
@X07"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon
@X08"We're Going North Like Hell"
@X09"We're gonna find 'em, then we're gonna kill 'em." CJCS
@X0A"What do you mean you formatted the cat?"
@X0B"What is a lie but the truth in masquerade." Byron
@X0C"What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel"
@X0D"What we have here, is a failure to communicate!"
@X0E"What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty
@X0F"Whata maroon!" --- Bugs Bunny
@X01"Where Am I?"
@X02"Where does he get all those marvelous toys?" - Bush
@X03"Where Johnston County comes to play!"
@X04"Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also."
@X05"Who is he? Doctor Who?" (Ian -- An Unearthly Child)
@X06"With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike."
@X07"Woman must be a genius to create a good husband." Balzac
@X08"Women and elephants never forget." Parker
@X09"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar
@X0A"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH
@X0B"You can't close the door when the wall's caved in."
@X0C"You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized.
@X0D"You picked...wisely"
@X0E"You shouldn't have anymore problems..."
@X0F"You spotted snakes with double tongue... be not seen."
@X01"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..."
@X02#1 in the don't bother catagory.
@X03#1 INGREDIENT OF PICKLED BREAD: DILL-DOUGH!!!!
@X04#define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I?
@X05$$$ not found -- A)bort, R)efinance, Declare bankruptcy
@X06$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
@X07$1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE
@X08'C' What?
@X09'Cause It's A Mystery!
@X0A'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
@X0B'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
@X0C'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels
@X0D'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
@X0E'Tis the season to be punny......
@X0F'Tis the thrifty man who spends the most.
@X01(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
@X02(((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
@X03(1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown
@X04(1)Your brain on WIN. (0)Your brain on OS/2.
@X05(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing!
@X06(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
@X07(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
@X08(A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
@X09(A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen
@X0A(A)bort (R)etry (S)ue
@X0B(A)bort (R)etry (W)hatever
@X0C(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)elfDestruct 30 SECONDS
@X0D(A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant?
@X0E(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)arf up a lung.
@X0F(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)on't even think of it!
@X01(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)o fix the coffee
@X02(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer
@X03(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
@X04(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke It!
@X05(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h Poop.....
@X06(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
@X07(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
@X08(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
@X09(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
@X0A(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
@X0B(A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with a large hammer
@X0C(Beeeep) Syntax Error! - My reality check just cleared.
@X0D(c) 1991 by the Great-Compu-Guru Society (tm)
@X0E(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
@X0F(expletive deleted) -R. Nixon
@X01(huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! ║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
@X02(Oh no, (I'm nesting (parentheses) again...) help!)
@X03(Takeoffs = Landings) ? -- Win () Lose ()
@X04(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
@X05(°U°) What are you lookin' at??
@X06*** primum non nocere ***
@X07**** Nothing Follows ****
@X08**FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
@X09*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
@X0A*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
@X0B*REAL* men use EDLIN to create Windows apps...
@X0C- This space for Rent -
@X0D- this space intentionally left blank -
@X0E- » Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary « -
@X0F- » Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! « -
@X01-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tribble Kabob.
@X02--- There's ALWAYS one more bug! ---
@X03--- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---
@X04---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
@X05------------ Out of Order -------------
@X06---===≡≡≡<<< SPACE FOR RENT >>>≡≡≡===---
@X07-=( Revolt against awkward/ugly software. )=-
@X08-=( Shareware...Give...Receive... )=-
@X09.aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
@X0A.AST: NOT "those other three letters"!!!.
@X0B.dnats t'nac I krow eht s'tI...boj ym evol I
@X0C.IFF I said you had a beautiful graphic, would you...
@X0D.nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT
@X0E.snoitatimi roinuJ HJ paehc fo eraweB
@X0F.srewsna hguone ton ,strepxe ynam ooT
@X01.suoinegni oot era slooF .foorploof si gnihtoN
@X02.teNyaleR evah I won ;efil a evah ot desu I
@X03.The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday.
@X04.wal-ni-rehtom dezama na si nam taerg yreve dniheB
@X05/* allez-vous? */
@X06/^\/^\/^\_Ω_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north.
@X070x2B || !0x2B -Hamlet
@X081 + 1 = ? Ask my calculator.
@X091 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6.
@X0A1 = 2, for sufficiently large values of 1.
@X0B1 Gig is 1,073,741,824 bytes - NOT 1,000,000,000!
@X0C1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
@X0D1-Hour explain may yield 30-Seconds info.
@X0E1/2 of the patients who go to an abortion clinic die.
@X0F1/2 the people at Woodstock were from the future!
@X01101 ways to nuke your neighbor!
@X02113 grams, 10 milliliters ... he's lead, Jim.
@X031701 Hard Disk Failure
@X04186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
@X051912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.
@X061960 + (RND * 40) = THE Year of UNIX
@X071991 - The Year of the Palindrome
@X081st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
@X091st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts
@X0A2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
@X0B2 cats are a circus, 3 are a coup, 6 are a revolution
@X0C2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
@X0D2(C) or !2(C)
@X0E2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
@X0F2+2=4 (for the time being).
@X012+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
@X0220 years experience.... or 1 year repeated?
@X0321.3v xileT fo resu deifsitaS
@X0424 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
@X05286SX = Any 286 running Windows.
@X062B, or not 2B, or should I use a biro.
@X073 dreaded words when making love: Is that it?
@X083 dreaded words: hard disk failure
@X093 most deadly words, "Go ahead..shoot"
@X0A3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
@X0B3 things occur when you age.. 1) memory goes 2) uh.. um..
@X0C30,000 Elvises can't be wrong
@X0D3000 (patting myself on the back):
@X0E3Wizard in a strange WAN
@X0F43% of all statistics are totally worthless !!!
@X0143rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr...
@X024am? Already? Oh no not again!!
@X034Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate
@X045 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
@X055 schizophrenics agree!
@X0650 States and I HAD to pick this one!
@X07586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS
@X085¼" floppy is not better than 3½" hard.
@X096 x 9 = 42 base 13
@X0A640k = 4480k in dog bytes...
@X0B667: Satan's neighbor...
@X0C7 11, if you're not robbin us, we're robbin you
@X0D77.43% of all statistics are made up.
@X0E8 of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids. 2 enjoy them!
@X0F8 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be skitzo!
@X0189.6% of all statistics are wrong.
@X029 out of 10 LAPD endorse the use of the CLUB! - R. King
@X0390% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
@X0490% of politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation.
@X05911: Press 1 if robbery. Press 2 if house on fire. Press 3..
@X0698% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
@X0798% of all dead owls don't give a hoot!
@X0898% of all statistics are useless.
@X09:-* User just ate something sour.
@X0A<- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!!
@X0B<------------- Space for SALE! ------------>
@X0C<ANY> key?? Where did they stick THAT one???????
@X0D<Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
@X0E<f1> Exit <f2> Talk to me HAL !!
@X0F<flap> <flap> <flap> <thud> <oops!>
@X01<I>nferior, <B>ut <M>arketable
@X02<insert scene of unimaginable violence here>
@X03<tap> <tap> <tap> Is this thing on?
@X04============ Who said that? ================
@X05>G< -------- a GRIN that got away.....
@X06? troffeeriuqertahtsenilgatetahuoytnod
@X07?lamron eb yhw
@X08?senilgat doog yna wonk enoynA
@X09A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.
@X0AA $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector
@X0BA .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
@X0CA bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
@X0DA bad workman always blames his fools
@X0EA BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind
@X0FA Barfing Bush is worth a Quail in the woods!
@X01A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
@X02A beard signifies lice, not brains.
@X03A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
@X04A big enough hammer fixes anything
@X05A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
@X06A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
@X07A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
@X08A bird in the hand can be messy.
@X09A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
@X0AA bird in the hand is better than one overhead!
@X0BA bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
@X0CA Bird in the hand will doo doo on you.
@X0DA book is the only immortality.
@X0EA Buddist nudist practices yoga bare.
@X0FA bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
@X01A Bugless Program is an Abstract Theoretical Concept.
@X02A camel is a horse planned by committee.
@X03A can of worms full of Pandora's boxes.
@X04A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
@X05A cat will be man's best friend but never stoops to it.
@X06A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
@X07A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
@X08A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her. * Scotty
@X09A classic is a book that is praised but not read
@X0AA clean disk is the sign of a sick computer
@X0BA clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
@X0CA clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
@X0DA clear conscience is most often a sign of a bad memory.
@X0EA closed mind gathers no intelligence
@X0FA closed mouth gathers no feet.
@X01A closed mouth gathers no foot.
@X02A code in my node? I must be a programmer
@X03A committe: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain
@X04A computer a day.....
@X05A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
@X06A contradiction in terms: User, Friendly
@X07A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
@X08A critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
@X09A cult that places dogma above fact becomes a religion.
@X0AA custom more honored in the breach than the observance.
@X0BA cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket
@X0CA day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
@X0DA day not wasted is a day wasted!
@X0EA day without radiation is a day without sunshine.
@X0FA day without sunshine is like night.
@X01a deluge of words and drop of sense.
@X02A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
@X03A desktop Cray for $10? Is it PC compatible?
@X04A die-hard Kingston Trio fan
@X05A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
@X06A dirty book is rarely dusty.
@X07A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
@X08A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, but a cat is a p
@X09A dog is a dog. Unless it's facing you, then it's Mr. Dog
@X0AA drawing pin is an excited Smartie
@X0BA farmer is always going to be rich next year.
@X0CA fate worse than death........being married alive.
@X0DA fate worse than death: To be married alive.
@X0EA father doesn't destroy his children.
@X0FA father is usually a banker provided by nature.
@X01A feather is Erotic, A whole chicken is KINKY!
@X02A feature is a bug with seniority.
@X03A few cans short of a six pack, Six short.
@X04A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
@X05A few more questions Mr. Computer. ■ Moriarity.
@X06A fool and his money are my best friends!
@X07A fool and his money are soon partying!
@X08A fool and his money are soon popular.
@X09A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
@X0AA fool and his money rarely get together to start with.
@X0BA fool must now and then be right by chance.
@X0CA fool searches for a greater fool to find admiration.
@X0DA Friend in Need is a pain in the .....Loow Back
@X0EA friend in need is a pain in the neck.
@X0FA friend in need is a pest indeed.
@X01A Friend in Need is indeed a pain in the neck.
@X02A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
@X03A girl a day keeps the wife away.
@X04A gleekzorp is like a tornpee (sort of).
@X05A goal, is a dream with a deadline!
@X06A god cannot survive as a memory.
@X07A good dog barks when told.
@X08A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!!
@X09A good memory does not equal pale ink.
@X0AA good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.
@X0BA good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahe
@X0CA good pun is its own reword.
@X0DA good rooster crows in any hen house.
@X0EA good scare is better than good advice.
@X0FA good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
@X01A good way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
@X02A great many family trees were started by grafting.
@X03A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
@X04A gun is like a parachute. When you need it you NEED it!
@X05A half moon is better than no moon at all.
@X06A hangover the wrath of grapes
@X07A hangover ── the wrath of grapes
@X08A hard disk is a terrible thing to waste.
@X09A harp is a nude piano.
@X0AA hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
@X0BA hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
@X0CA hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
@X0DA hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it.
@X0EA hollow voice says "PLUGH."
@X0FA horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
@X01A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
@X02A husband is a bachelor whose luck finally failed...
@X03A husband is a lover who has pushed his luck too far.
@X04A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
@X05A jerk. A real knee biter.
@X06A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason.
@X07A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!
@X08A knowledge of Sanskrit is of little use to a man trapped in
@X09A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
@X0AA leap year is never a good sheep year.
@X0BA learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
@X0CA lecture on time travel will be held yesterday.
@X0DA legend in his own mind
@X0EA liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
@X0FA liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
@X01A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it.
@X02A lie is a very poor way to say hello.
@X03A little a'disk & a little a'dat
@X04A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.
@X05A little enthusiasm never hurt anybody....
@X06A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
@X07A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
@X08A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
@X09A little LAN will do it!
@X0AA little problem that confronts you.
@X0BA little red button awaits to be pushed !
@X0CA little suffering is good for the soul.
@X0DA little truth helps the lie go down.
@X0EA living example of Artificial Intelligence.
@X0FA loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
@X01A Long Nose Is Forever.
@X02A lot was accomplished before you were born.
@X03A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.
@X04A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
@X05A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
@X06A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple.
@X07A man is as old as the woman he feels.
@X08A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
@X09A man serves best, when he serves himself.
@X0AA man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
@X0BA man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
@X0CA man's house is his hassle.
@X0DA man, a plan, a canal. Suez!
@X0EA man, a plan, a canal... Panama!
@X0FA mass of conflicting impulses.
@X01A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance
@X02A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
@X03A mind is a terrible thing to...err...Hmmm?
@X04A mind is a terrible thing to...uhhh...I forget...
@X05A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
@X06A mother is not a dust rag.
@X07A Mouse is an Elephant designed by the japanese;-)
@X08A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food.
@X09A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido - Yay!
@X0AA mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing
@X0BA naked man fears no pick-pocket.
@X0CA neat desk is a sign of a sick mind.
@X0DA noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
@X0EA nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.
@X0FA nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
@X01A optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute.
@X02A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!
@X03A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.
@X04A Paradox May be Paradoctored.
@X05A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
@X06A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
@X07A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
@X08A penny earned is Cheap labor..
@X09A penny for your thoughts: 20 to act them out.
@X0AA penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy..
@X0BA penny saved is a Congressional error
@X0CA penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
@X0DA penny saved is a Governmental oversight.
@X0EA Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Revenue Canadas
@X0FA penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
@X01A penny saved is a penny.
@X02A penny saved is not worth very much.
@X03A penny saved is ridiculous!
@X04A penny saved is ridiculous.
@X05A penny saved is worthless.
@X06A penny saved... is a Congressional oversight.
@X07A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
@X08A person is a lion in his own cause.
@X09A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
@X0AA person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
@X0BA person without a navel lives within all of us.
@X0CA person's strongest dreams are about what he can't do.
@X0DA perversion of nature....how exciting!
@X0EA pessimist is never disappointed.
@X0FA pest: A friend in need.
@X01A pill a day keeps the stork away.
@X02A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.
@X03a point of view is a matter of perspective...
@X04A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
@X05A product with 'ZERO DEFECTS' doesn't ship!
@X06A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
@X07A prune is a plum with experience...
@X08A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
@X09A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
@X0AA right delayed is a right denied.
@X0BA rolling clone gathers no DOS.
@X0CA rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
@X0DA rolling stone gathers momentum.
@X0EA room should reflect its occupant.
@X0FA second Childhood?? Hell, I'd like to have my first!
@X01A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
@X02A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are.
@X03A single fact can spoil a good argument.
@X04A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
@X05A Smith & Wesson *ALWAYS* beats 4 Aces.
@X06A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior
@X07A stage? No, this is not a stage.
@X08A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
@X09A stiff neck usually supports an empty head.
@X0AA STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it.
@X0BA stumble may prevent a fall.
@X0CA technician will be on the line shortly.................
@X0DA teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
@X0EA terrible mind is a thing to waste
@X0FA thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
@X01A thief believes that everybody steals.
@X02A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
@X03A Tisket a Tasket, A Condom Or a Casket!
@X04A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it...
@X05A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
@X06A true diplomat struts sitting down.
@X07A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force.
@X08A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
@X09A turkey roast is a foul ball...
@X0AA united Germany means even less sunbeds
@X0BA verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on
@X0CA virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
@X0DA vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
@X0EA waist is a terrible thing to mind.
@X0FA Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
@X01A waste is a terrible thing to mind.
@X02A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
@X03A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
@X04A wife is proof that a husband can take a joke.
@X05A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
@X06A wise man once said... I don't know.
@X07A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can.
@X08A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
@X09A Woman a day keeps the Wife away
@X0AA woman should have compassion.
@X0BA word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold.
@X0CA worthless wise man always charms the rabble.
@X0DA yawn is a silent shout.
@X0EA yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
@X0FA*C, who said A*C?
@X01A-440 or Fight!
@X02A: I don't know and I don't care.
@X03AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
@X04AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
@X05aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE!
@X06Abandon all hope ye who have entered cyberspace.
@X07Abandon all hope, ye who press [─┘] here...
@X08Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here!
@X09aBC AcADemY oF BiDiGItAl dActYloGrApHy
@X0AABCD GOLDFISH? LMNO GOLDFISH!
@X0BAbort, Retry, Fail ?
@X0CAbort, retry, forget it!
@X0DABORT, RETRY, GET THE SHOTGUN AND SHOOT THE DAMNED THING.
@X0EABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
@X0FAbout those sentence fragments.
@X01Above all things, reverence yourself
@X02Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation
@X03Abstinence should be practiced with modulation
@X04Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
@X05Accidents cause people.
@X06Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt!
@X07Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
@X08Acetone = What you do in exercise class...
@X09Acid rain dissolves styrofoam.
@X0AAcid test? You're soaking in it...
@X0BACK and ye shall receive.
@X0CACK and you shall receive.
@X0Dacross a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
@X0EAct my age?? I've never BEEN my age before!!
@X0FActing without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
@X01Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
@X02Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are.
@X03Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.
@X04Actions speak louder than coaches.
@X05Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
@X06Actual war is a very messy business.
@X07Actually, there IS a bananna in my pocket...
@X08Actually, this all sounds like STACKS of trouble to me...
@X09Actually, what I want is a little toy spaceship!!
@X0AAdam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
@X0BAdam to Eve -- "I'll wear the plants in this family."
@X0CAdam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
@X0DAdmiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection.
@X0EAdult: One old enough to know better.
@X0FAdventure is the champagne of life.
@X01ADVENTURE: The land between entertainment and panic.
@X02Adversity makes people wise but not rich.
@X03Advertising is legalized lying. - H.G. Wells
@X04Advice is a dangerous commodity.
@X05Advice is usually worth what it cost.
@X06Advice void, if I'm incorrect!
@X07Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
@X08After 46 decimal places nobody cares anyway...
@X09After all is said and done, more is said than done...
@X0AAfter the frog jump contest at Tootsweet...
@X0BAfter they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
@X0CAgainst stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain !
@X0DAge & Trickery will always overcome Youth & Skil
@X0EAge can be beautifull as long as it works!!!!
@X0FAgent Provocateur Extraordinaire
@X01AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
@X02agnodyslexic plea: why me dog?
@X03Agreement: The basis of reality and culture.
@X04Ah Jaquelin ... Will you grab that piece of skull...
@X05Ah come on, just this one last little feature
@X06Ah foun' my thrill...on Anita's hill
@X07Ah shucks it works - darn it!
@X08Ah, Come on Let's Let um Do It.
@X09Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
@X0AAha! Another "Undocumented Feature"!
@X0BAhh - a desq with a view!
@X0CAhhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say
@X0DAi Mate, Capt'n J.P. Jones Here!
@X0EAibohphobia - the fear of palindromes.
@X0Faibohphobia n. -- The fear of palindromes.
@X01AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man!
@X02Ain't nerd-life grand?
@X03Ain't Winter Grand?
@X04Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
@X05Air bags...Inflation we can live with!
@X06Air conditioned enviroment - do NOT open Windows!
@X07Air Conditioner 1.0. Runs under Windows.
@X08Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing.
@X09Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
@X0AAir strikes are like sanctions with an attitude.
@X0BAlamak!!!
@X0CAlas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead
@X0DAlbatross!
@X0EAlert: Invalid Drive Specification ahead!
@X0FAlex Haley was adopted!
@X01Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $200.
@X02Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phoney!
@X03Algol is not just a star
@X04Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
@X05Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
@X06All animals are equal, some more than others.
@X07All computers wait at the same speed.
@X08All for one and one for ONE!
@X09All for one; one for all; ME above all!
@X0AAll generalizations are bad.
@X0BAll generalizations are false
@X0CAll Good Things Come In Numbers . . .
@X0DAll hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
@X0EAll I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
@X0FAll I need is a Tall Ship and a star to steer by . . .
@X01All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power
@X02All I want to know is: WHY ME?
@X03All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
@X04All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
@X05All in all just another brick in the wall.
@X06All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater.
@X07All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
@X08All life's answers are on TV. - Bart Simpson
@X09All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.
@X0AAll men are brothers.
@X0BAll mimsy were the borogoves
@X0CAll other boards have no RIME or reason...
@X0DAll power corrupts, but we NEED electricity.
@X0EALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
@X0FAll programmers want arrays.
@X01All reality is aspect dependent.
@X02All right, we'll call it a draw.
@X03All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
@X04All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full.
@X05All Scottish food is based on a dare.
@X06All sentences that seem true should be questioned.
@X07All stressed out, and no one to choke...
@X08All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It!
@X09All the easy problems have been solved.
@X0AAll the thoughts I'd be a-thinkin' if I only had a brain.
@X0BAll the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear
@X0CAll the world's a stage. Stop forgetting your part!
@X0DAll things are green unless they are not.
@X0EAll things change, nothing is extinguished.
@X0FAll wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
@X01All words are pegs on which to hang ideas.
@X02All work and no play, will make you a manager.
@X03All you need to be a fisherman is patience and bait.
@X04All you people generalize way too much.
@X05All your future lies beneath your hat.
@X06All your people must learn before you can reach for the s
@X07All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
@X08All's well that ends.
@X09Almost any program runs faster on a Pentium!
@X0AAlone at last!
@X0BAlone: In bad company.
@X0CAlpha/Beta testing requires masochistic tendencies.
@X0DAlright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
@X0EAlways be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
@X0FAlways do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest.
@X01Always draw your curves, then plot the data.
@X02Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that!
@X03Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
@X04Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers ■ Kor
@X05Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
@X06Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck!
@X07Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
@X08Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
@X09Always remember: look before you leap!
@X0AAlways strive for excellence is the best attitude around
@X0BAlzheimers advantage: Hide own Easter eggs
@X0CAlzheimers advantage: New friends every day.
@X0DAlzheimers is very..ah...uh.....uh.....um
@X0EAm I hallucinating or something??
@X0FAm I paranoid?...Or does this puter really hate me?
@X01Am I Wise, or otherwise?
@X02Amateur Time Lord
@X03Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
@X04Ambition destroys its possessor.
@X05Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
@X06America is a dream to most of the world.
@X07America is a tune. It must be sung together.
@X08America is the only country founded on a good idea.
@X09America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them.
@X0AAmiga, the choice of the Politically InCorrect.
@X0BAmityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From!
@X0CAmusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
@X0DAn "expert" is anyone from out of town.
@X0EAn accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
@X0FAn actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
@X01An agreeable person: One who agrees with you.
@X02An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last.
@X03AN APPRECIATION OF ART IS A HIGHER SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE!
@X04An armed citizenry: Ultimate bulwark to tyranny!
@X05An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
@X06An atheist has no invisible means of support.
@X07An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
@X08An Egyptian King passing gas is a toot uncommon.
@X09An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
@X0AAn electrician worries about current events
@X0BAn elephant is a mouse using OS/2 ...
@X0CAn elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
@X0DAn Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
@X0EAn elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
@X0FAn Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards
@X01An Elephant; A Mouse built to government specifications.
@X02An expert is someone from out of town.
@X03An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
@X04An improper mind is a perpetual feast.
@X05An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.
@X06An open mind gathers no dust.
@X07An opinion is like an a**hole - everybody has one -
@X08An optimist is someone without much experience.
@X09An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
@X0AAn ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
@X0BAn ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure...
@X0CAn oyster is a fish built like a nut.
@X0DAn unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
@X0EAn unemployed court jester is no one's fool.
@X0Fan xplaination...
@X01Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!!
@X02Anarchy is against the law!
@X03Anarchy is better than no government at all.
@X04Anarchy means ignoring things that really piss you off!
@X05Ancient custom has the force of law.
@X06Ancient Ferengi Love Saying: Wenum can'tum waitum
@X07and all the children are above average
@X08and Boy! are my arms tired!!
@X09And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt.
@X0AAnd don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
@X0BAnd God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r, and there was light!
@X0CAnd he disappeared in a puff of logic.
@X0DAnd how can this be? For he IS the Kumquat Haagen
@X0EAnd how do you spell RELIEF, *Smith*&*Wesson*
@X0FAnd I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia
@X01and I'll show you the prints of Wales
@X02And if I come again I will receive you unto myself!
@X03And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli?
@X04And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
@X05and in between are the doors.
@X06And make them spend it on life.
@X07and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
@X08And never, never try to milk a bull!
@X09And now a word from our sponsor...
@X0AAnd now a word from the NULL device.
@X0BAnd now for something completely different!
@X0CAnd now for something completely else...
@X0DAnd now for something completely the same...
@X0EAnd now for something ruder...
@X0FAnd on the seventh day He took an aspirin.
@X01And remember kids, DON'T try this at home!
@X02And remember. NO ANCHOVIES, PLEASE!!!
@X03And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
@X04And shun the frumious Bandersnatch
@X05And so it goes...
@X06And so with vorpal sword in hand
@X07and sometimes the bear eats you.
@X08and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
@X09And the days dwindle down to a precious few...
@X0AAnd the men who hold high places...
@X0BAnd the only thing the Borg left was this MacIntosh...
@X0CAnd then it goes... BOOOOOMMMM!!!
@X0DAnd there he was, reigning supreme at number two.
@X0EAnd thereby hangs a tale.
@X0Fand they lived happily ever after.
@X01And they said it couldn't be done.
@X02And they still go mad at this time.
@X03And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL!
@X04And this is the machine that goes "Ping".
@X05And this is what you do for fun.
@X06and this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
@X07And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.
@X08And what else floats.....?
@X09And you thought BATS were just for Baseball!
@X0AAND, it frees my palm to do other things!
@X0BAnd, the driver compresses EVERYTHING, not just EXE & COM
@X0Cand... and... Oh, nevermind..
@X0DAngels can fly because they take themselves so lightly.
@X0EAngels can fly since they take themselves lightly.
@X0FAnger blows out the lamp of the mind.
@X01Anger is a relative state.
@X02Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
@X03Animal Testing = Animal Suffering..
@X04Animals are little people in fur coats.
@X05Announcing the SHOGSORPOP! Send $15.95 to...
@X06Anomalous Transient Phenomenon: (N)uts, (D)arn, (R)ats
@X07Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer
@X08Another brilliant mind ruined by JH.
@X09Another day, another buck 2.98 minus tax.....
@X0AAnother dream that failed.There's nothing sadder.
@X0BAnother empty space
@X0CAnother fine Good Intentions Paving Co. project!
@X0DAnother fine mess you've gotten us into!
@X0EAnother fine product from Bastards Inc.
@X0FAnother font of knowledge from the Typographer
@X01Another one bites the dust...
@X02ANSI is a person who can't sit still.
@X03ANSI is banned at San Quentin; too many escape sequences!
@X04Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE
@X05Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
@X06Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite
@X07Antidisestablishmentarianism!
@X08Antidisestablishmentarianism!!
@X09ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
@X0AAny bug not fixed in one year becomes a feature.
@X0BAny certainty is a delusion.
@X0CAny clod can have the facts - having opinions is an ART!
@X0DAny closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
@X0EAny fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do.
@X0FAny fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie well.
@X01Any Gallaudet students out there?
@X02Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
@X03Any idea why they put this line here, of all places?
@X04Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
@X05Any Kappa Sigmas out there?
@X06Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there
@X07Any wire cut to length will be too short.
@X08Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry.
@X09Anybody who'd run a COMM program is a COMMIE.
@X0AAnyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
@X0BAnyone could do it with manuals...
@X0CAnyone wanna buy some used Malathion? ■
@X0DAnyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
@X0EAnything free is worth what you pay for it.
@X0FAnything that kills you makes you... Well, dead.
@X01Anything you say will be misquoted & used against you.
@X02Apathists of the world ..... ahh, forget it!
@X03Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
@X04Apes evolved from Creationists!
@X05Apology is only egotism wrong side out.
@X06Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th
@X07Apples? Apricots? This industry is full of Fruits!
@X08Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness.
@X09Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
@X0AArabs wear turbines on their heads
@X0BARC.angel says "zip.itup"
@X0CArchitecture is the art of how to waste space.
@X0DAre CD's really the Pits?
@X0EAre Cheerios really donut seeds?
@X0FAre dog biscuits made from collie flour?
@X01Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
@X02Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, it depends...
@X03Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
@X04Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?
@X05Are we having fun yet?
@X06Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
@X07Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
@X08Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE about this *.*?
@X09Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
@X0AAre you cold or just happy to see me?
@X0BAre you sure (N/N)?
@X0CAre you SURE it's plugged in?
@X0DAre YOU talking to me? (°¿°)
@X0EAre you waiting for your prey?
@X0FAristotle was all wet!
@X01Army food: The spoils of war.
@X02Arnolt devor thosoph teron dubonic bashovisky?
@X03Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible.
@X04Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
@X05Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
@X06Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
@X07Art is I; Science is We.
@X08Art is not a mirror. Art is a hammer.
@X09Art is vision not expression.
@X0AArtificial intelligence. Natural stupidity.
@X0BArtificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
@X0CAs a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life.
@X0DAs confused as a termite in a yo-yo
@X0EAs easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
@X0FAs for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
@X01As human beings, that is the way it is.
@X02As I said before, I never repeat myself.
@X03As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there
@X04As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
@X05As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me.
@X06As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!"
@X07As Socrates once said, "I drank WHAT?"
@X08As the Iron Curtain rusts...
@X09As you think, so will you be.
@X0AAs your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
@X0BASCII a stupid question get a stupid ANSI
@X0CASCII and it shall be given unto you.
@X0DASCII and ye shall receive. GRASP and you get it faster!
@X0EASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
@X0FASCII stupid question, and you'll get a stupid ANSI.
@X01ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS...
@X02Ashes to Ashe, Dust to Dust, use that THING or it'll RU
@X03Ask me about my lobotomy.
@X04Ask me about my vow of silence.
@X05Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it
@X06Ask others for help and be in debt forever!
@X07Asphalt: rectal trouble
@X08Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
@X09Aspirins give me a headache.
@X0AAssassination is the extreme form of censorship.
@X0BAssassination: The most extreme form of censorship.
@X0CAssumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli.
@X0DAssumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
@X0EAt 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.
@X0FAt all ages you are certain you still have another year.
@X01At least egotists don't talk about other people
@X02At least Tipper Gore has a sense of humor.
@X03Atheism is a non-prophet organization
@X04Atheism is a non-prophet organization!
@X05Atheist = Deity Disadvantaged.
@X06Atheist having an orgasm: "Oh, Random! Oh, Chance!"
@X07Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog
@X08Atilla the Pun
@X09Attack software - from ANYwhere, by ANYone, ANYtime...
@X0AATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the building!
@X0BAunt Em. Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy.
@X0CAunt Em:Hate you,hate Kansas.Took the dog..Dorothy
@X0DAuntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Took the dog... Dorothy
@X0EAuntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy
@X0FAuschwitz, the meaning of pain, the way I want you to die
@X01Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."
@X02Author of "Zilch."
@X03Author of the PCRelay List door!
@X04Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11.
@X05Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
@X06Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
@X07Avenge the death of the working class!
@X08Avoid clichés like the plague.
@X09Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
@X0AAvoid fruit and nuts - you are what you eat
@X0BAvoid messes.. Remember to cover cat before microwaving.
@X0CAvoid sarcastic remarks.
@X0DAw, gee, Wally . . .
@X0EAWWW, come on, just this one last little feature.
@X0FB movies??? I think we all know you better than that.
@X01Bababooey! Bababooey! -- Howard Stern
@X02Baby not wanted: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore
@X03BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points
@X04Baby on board!
@X05Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
@X06Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiancè free
@X07Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in.
@X08Back to taxation without representation..
@X0ABack up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
@X0BBackup is for whimps!
@X0CBackup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)ánico ?
@X0DBackup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
@X0EBackup not found: (a)bort (r)etire (p)eefirst
@X0FBackup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (K)ill something
@X01Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
@X02Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)enuin (H)amster
@X03Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
@X04Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic.
@X05Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings
@X06BAD command or filename...Go stand in that corner!
@X07Bad Command! Bad, Bad Command! Sit! Staaaaay...
@X08Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.
@X09Bad is never good until worse happens
@X0ABad judgement + experience + luck = good judgement.
@X0BBad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
@X0CBad Spellers of the world uniet.
@X0DBadgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!
@X0EBadges? We don't need no stinkin badges!
@X0FBadges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
@X01Bagdad in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.
@X02Bagels, Lox, Cream Cheese -- YUM YUM !!
@X03Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go!
@X04Bakers make the best Doctors.
@X05Bald spot? No -- solar panel for brain power
@X06Bald spot? No - solar panel for superior brain power!
@X07Bald: follicularly challenged.
@X08Bamboo sweeps the stairs, but the dust is undisturbed.
@X09Bang! I'm dead!
@X0ABang, You're Dead!
@X0BBanned on Big Blue
@X0CBarbara Walters? Ugh...me prefer deer
@X0DBarium: What you do with dead chemists.
@X0EBarnum was wrong ... it's more like every 30 sec.
@X0FBaseball has been bery bery gooood to me.
@X01BASIC sux!
@X02BASIC: Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Identity Crisis?
@X03Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads.
@X04Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality.
@X05Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
@X06Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
@X07Batman, was around here somewhere
@X08baud ≤ bps
@X09BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
@X0ABe a good consumer; ask, complain, choose!
@X0BBe a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts!
@X0CBe alert! The world needs more lerts
@X0DBe American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
@X0EBe careful what you ask for...you might get it!
@X0FBe careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
@X01Be carefull out there
@X02Be different DON'T speak your mind!
@X03Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE
@X04Be good to your ENVIRONMENT, prune your TREE.
@X05Be just to all men, be courteous to all women.
@X06Be nice on your way up, you'll meet on the way down.
@X07Be part of the solution not part of the polution
@X08Be part of the solution--not part of the problem
@X09Be pleasant no matter how much it hurts.
@X0ABe still my moving bo... er, beating heart. ;-)
@X0BBe sure to practice safe hex... Use an Eraser
@X0CBe suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers.
@X0DBe tactful. Never alienate anyone on purpose.
@X0EBe the ball, Danny, be the ball.
@X0FBe true to your teeth, or they'll be false to you!
@X01Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
@X02Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!!
@X03Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
@X04Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser!
@X05Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here
@X06Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
@X07Beam me up. Scotty, there's no...Erk-gh..Arg...Spklt-t...
@X08Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit.
@X09Beatings will continue until morale improves.
@X0ABeauty faded has no second spring.
@X0BBeauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
@X0CBeauty is in the eye of the beer holder.....
@X0DBeauty is only skin deep.....ugly goes right to the bone!
@X0EBeauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
@X0FBeauty is transitory.
@X01Beauty survives.
@X02Beauty times brains is a constant.
@X03Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
@X04Become a programmer and never see the world!
@X05Become a programmer and never see the world!!
@X06Bedfellows make strange politicians.
@X07Been a long time since I rock an' rolled
@X08Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
@X09Been there, done that...
@X0ABeep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....
@X0BBeep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
@X0CBeer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
@X0DBeer! It's not just for breakfast anymore.....
@X0EBEER... Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head.
@X0FBefore advising "Be yourself!" reassess his character.
@X01Before backing up ... make a backup
@X02Before C, there was only BASI, PASAL and OBOL.
@X03Before I couldn't spell engineer, now I are one!
@X04Before you act, thimk.
@X05Before you louse something up, THIMK!
@X06Before you see the light, you must die.
@X07Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
@X08Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law!
@X09Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on
@X0ABehind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear
@X0BBehind every successful man stands a surprised MIL.
@X0CBeiherhund das Oder die Flipperwalt gersput!
@X0DBeing able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
@X0EBeing human does have certain advantages
@X0FBeing normal isn't one of my strengths.
@X01Being old sucks!
@X02Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
@X03Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle!
@X04Being young is...I don't remember anymore!
@X05Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
@X06BELL RATES: pay an arm & leg to use an ear & mouth
@X07Ben Franklin wasn't the ONLY one lightning got
@X08Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% comp.
@X09Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
@X0ABet my floppy's bigger than yours.
@X0BBeta Testers are crazy, Alpha Testers are totally insane
@X0CBeta testers do it first!
@X0DBeta testers do it till it breaks.
@X0EBETA TESTERS WHO LIE! On the next Geraldo...
@X0FBETA testing is hazardous to your health.
@X01Beta version - too buggy to be released.
@X02Better dead than mellow.
@X03Better is the enemy of good enough
@X04Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
@X05Better to understand little than misunderstand a lot.
@X06Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
@X07Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
@X08Beware of low flying read/write heads.
@X09Beware of men who won't be bothered with details
@X0ABeware of programmers who carry screwdrivers
@X0BBeware of quantum ducks. Quark, Quark.
@X0CBeware of Roumulans bearing GIFs.
@X0DBeware of the opinion of someone without any facts.
@X0EBeware of true believers you may be duped by a false god.
@X0FBeware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may..
@X01Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may....
@X02Beware the Cobolosaurus Rex!
@X03Beware the fury of a patient man. Dryden
@X04Beware the Jubjub bird
@X05Beware the psychopomp
@X06Beware The TOPIC POLICEMAN!
@X07Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
@X08Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.
@X09Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.
@X0ABig nostrils? Look at your finger size!
@X0BBigamist = Italian fog
@X0CBigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
@X0DBigamy is one wife too many - so is monogamy.
@X0EBigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
@X0FBigamy: One wife too many. Monagamy: Same thing.
@X01Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea.
@X02Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy.
@X03Bigomy: one wife to many. Monogamy: same idea.
@X04Bikes Not Bombs
@X05Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida
@X06Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
@X07Biochemists wear designer genes
@X08Biochemists wear designer genes...
@X09Biochemists Wear Designer GreenGenes.
@X0ABiography should be written by an acute enemy.
@X0BBiography: One of the terrors of death.
@X0CBirds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.
@X0DBirds of prey know they're cool.
@X0EBit Decay!? Díd yöù såÿ ßì┬ Déçªy¡¿
@X0FBit Decay!? Yoù say ÿou håve Bï┬ Dεçay¿
@X01BIT: Past tense of BYTE.
@X02Bite but keep your backs against the wall.
@X03Bite here. Then turn and examine.
@X04Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
@X05Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or Without!
@X06Bière qui coule ne manque pas de mousse.
@X07Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
@X08Black Hole Golf Course -- A hole in one every time!
@X09Black Hole: Nature's divide by zero error.
@X0ABlack Holes are Out of Sight
@X0BBlack holes are outa sight!
@X0CBlack holes are where God divided by zero.
@X0DBlack holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
@X0EBlack Holes happened when God divided by Zero
@X0FBlack holes really SUCK!
@X01Black holes really suck...
@X02Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline!
@X03Black holes suck.
@X04Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
@X05Black holes: XRW, CLOUT, R:TOOLS, R:MACROS, R:Documenter
@X06Black or white they can all hang equally....
@X07Blackouts are NOT unscheduled midweek vacations...
@X08Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the earth
@X09Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
@X0ABlessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups
@X0BBlessed are the pessimists, they make backups!
@X0CBlessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
@X0DBlessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups.
@X0EBlessed our young they will inherit our national debt.
@X0FBlessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone.
@X01Blind faith is ignorance in drag.
@X02Bliss *IS* ignorance
@X03Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!!
@X04Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
@X05Blood - the gift that counts!
@X06Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier.
@X07Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
@X08Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
@X09Blood is thicker than water, and tastier.
@X0ABlood is thicker than water. Tastes better too.
@X0BBlow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
@X0CBlow up your vehicle. It's really fun to watch.
@X0DBlue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill.
@X0EBlue... No, yelloooooooooooooow
@X0FBluff means never having to sway your story.
@X01Bo doesn't know me !
@X02Bo knows your girlfriend.
@X03Bo Peep did it for the insurance.
@X04BOING! ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI.
@X05BOING! RIME--America's Funniest Home Computers
@X06BOING! Tag! You're It...
@X07BOING! There are too many people in the world.
@X08BOING! Toxicologists have better endpoints
@X09BOING! Dolly Parton-- silicone based life
@X0ABombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
@X0BBones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
@X0CBonking with Barbie..
@X0DBook never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
@X0EBookies are rarely found inside the library.
@X0FBoot & ye shall see. Replace & all will be made clear.
@X01Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT
@X02Borderline psychotic with hermit-like tendencys.
@X03Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
@X04BOREALIS is where I'm at.
@X05Bored? Drive the speed limit... in your garage.
@X06Borg Burgers: We do it our way. Yours is IRRELEVANT!!
@X07Borg Burgers: Have'em our way, yours is irrelevant.
@X08Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant."
@X09Borg Spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3
@X0ABorg-Cola : Not the choice of The Next Generation.
@X0BBorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
@X0CBorland schmorland
@X0DBorn Again Virgin.
@X0EBorn crying, live complaining, die disappointed.
@X0FBorn Free, Taxed to Death !!
@X01Born in 1945. The replacement for WW II.
@X02Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
@X03Boy, that's bad!!
@X04Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
@X05Boycott copy protected games.
@X06Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
@X07Boys. Oh, boys. Lookie what I found ...
@X08Brain cell currently disengaged ...
@X09Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
@X0ABrain disfunction detected....
@X0BBrain in gear before mouth in motion.
@X0CBrain over - Insert coin
@X0DBrain. Brain. What is brain?
@X0EBrain: The apparatus with which we think that we think.
@X0FBrandy-and-water spoils two good things
@X01Breakdown can occur from many causes.
@X02BREAKFAST.COM Halted. Cereal Port Not Responding..
@X03Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
@X04Breast fed: A female FBI agent.
@X05Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69
@X06Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
@X07Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
@X08Breed and Consume
@X09Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension.
@X0ABriefniks of the world, Unite!
@X0BBring back DICK..At least we KNEW he was crooked!
@X0CBring back the dobro to rock n roll!
@X0DBring forth the Holy Hand Grenade!
@X0EBritannia waives the rules.
@X0FBroken guitar for sale - no strings attached.
@X01Broken Hearts repaired while you Sleep!
@X02Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
@X03Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
@X04BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
@X05BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
@X06BTW: Between The Words
@X07Bubble, Bubble..Am I too late to jump the ship ??
@X08Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
@X09Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me one with everything".
@X01Bug free, cheap, on time, works. Pick two.
@X02Bug off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes
@X03Bugger me with a fish fork..
@X04Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
@X05Bugs Bunny is a Hare Brain.
@X06Bugs Bunny works for the KGB.
@X07bugs in the teeth
@X08Bugs, like coat hangers, breed if unobserved.
@X09Bugs, like coathangers, breed if unobserved.
@X0ABugs, What BBBuuugggsss?
@X0BBuilding Contractors, not to be confused with homemakers
@X0CBulletin Broads Baud Better!
@X0DBullets speak louder than reason.
@X0EBumper sticker on a hearse: I'd rather be breathing
@X0FBungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down!
@X01Bungee Jumper? Catch you on the rebound.
@X02Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
@X03Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise
@X04Burma Shave.
@X05Burnin' down the house...
@X06Bury Hussein in Kimchee & Limburger!
@X07Bus error (Passengers dumped)
@X08Bush.sys corrupt, recommend optimizing politics
@X09But attaining a desired goal always is.
@X0ABut God TOLD me to use a GOTO.
@X0Bbut have you tried PRUNES?
@X0CBut honey, we can afford it, I sold your car
@X0DBut Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
@X0EBut I DID read the manual...
@X0FBut I thought YOU did the backups...
@X01But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected...
@X02But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd!
@X03But my little voice TOLD me to do it!
@X04But one man can change the present!
@X05But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before...
@X06But Santa, Naughty IS Nice!
@X07But then again, I like cold toilet seats.
@X08but there aren't any CHEESEMAKERS there, nossiree
@X09But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
@X0ABut what if I'm a figment of my OWN imagination?
@X0BBut which one is the fatherboard?
@X0CBut you're still of the same nature.
@X0DBut, boss, this IS part of my job!
@X0EBut, did you see that with your eyes open?
@X0FBut, officer, I was only going ONE way!
@X01But... What If They Went _NOWHERE_? ■ Dr. McCoy (II)
@X02Butterfliers are free
@X03Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster
@X04Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster..
@X05Buy a 486-33, you can reboot faster
@X06Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right.
@X07Buy in haste, repair at leisure
@X08Buy Land Now. It's Not Being Made Any More.
@X09Buy land. It's not being made anymore.
@X0ABy all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
@X0Bby George I think she's got it!
@X0CBy reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
@X0DBy the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.
@X0EBy trying we can learn to endure another's adversity.
@X0FBYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
@X01C code. C code run. Run code, run...Please!!
@X02C code. C code run. Run code, run.
@X03C code. C code run. PLEASE, code, run?
@X04C Error #011: First C Program, huh?
@X05C Error #012: printf("Hello world\n");
@X06C Error #013: That's Mr. C to you bub!
@X07C Error #026: Sorry, gone fishing...
@X08C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed
@X09C Error #030: tisk, tisk, tisk
@X0AC Error #031: May I suggest delivering pizza?
@X0BC Error #034: !!! R∙A∙I∙D !!!
@X0CC is for Bangers.
@X0DC Jack code. C code run. C Jack debug.
@X0EC program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
@X0FC program run. C program crash. C programmer get drunk.
@X01C programmers do it in libraries
@X02C Programmers do it with models!
@X03C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
@X04C'est la vie.
@X05C'ing More and More Each Day!!!
@X06C'mon, Punk...Reductio my Absurdum
@X07C++ classes - call for times and dates!
@X08C++ programmers do it with class.
@X09C++ programmers earns money by inheritence.
@X0AC, the power of ASM with the flexibility of ASM
@X0BC-ing is believing
@X0CC:DOS C:DOS\RUN RUN DOS RUN
@X0DC:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* <───┘
@X0EC:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
@X0FC:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
@X01C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
@X02C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN
@X03C:\DOS ... C:\DOS\RUN ... RUN\DOS\RUN
@X04CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
@X05CA Raisins murdered! Cereal Killer? Film at 11.
@X06CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz.
@X07Caesarean Section - a district in Rome.
@X08Caffeine makes the world go round.
@X09CAIRO: Just another city in Egypt.....
@X0ACalifornia does have its faults.
@X0BCalifornia has its faults.
@X0CCalifornia Raisins Murdered. Cereal Killer suspected.
@X0DCalifornia raisins murdered: Cereal Killer suspected
@X0ECalifornia Saga...
@X0FCall 1-800-52-STERN For "CRUSIFIED BY THE FCC"!!!
@X01Call it a hunch - Quasimodo.
@X02Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
@X03Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ
@X04Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
@X05Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
@X06Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
@X07Calvin and Hobbes for President!!!
@X08Camels have wet dreams too.
@X09Camels have wet dreams too. It's just a bumpier road.
@X0ACamera bugs always know where to light!
@X0BCamptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
@X0CCan elephants fly?
@X0DCan I call you Ms. Dos?
@X0ECan I use my A.M. Radio after noon?
@X0FCan I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
@X01Can the world take TWO of us? ;-)
@X02Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
@X03Can you fill us in more on this, Lt. Data?
@X04Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
@X05Can YOU fly?
@X06Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
@X07Can you say "Pervert", I thought you could.
@X08Can you teach new dogs old tricks?
@X09Can your world cave in on you?
@X0ACan't do it yourself eh?
@X0BCan't get no satisfaction from the facts?
@X0CCan't have evrything. Where would you put it?
@X0DCan't live with her, without her, or SHOOT her!
@X0ECan't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers.
@X0FCan't wait for MS-DOS 5.01!
@X01Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
@X02Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit
@X03Canada -- C eh? N eh? D eh?
@X04Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>?
@X05Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
@X06Cancer cures smoking.
@X07Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
@X08Cannibals ARE what they eat!
@X09Capitalism. I love it!
@X0ACaptain please, not in front of the Klingons.
@X0BCaptain's Log, star date 21:34.5.
@X0CCarasvemos, corazones no sabemos.
@X0DCard-carrying member of the cultural elite.
@X0ECareful! Don't step in that... Oh, never mind
@X0FCarefull the camel spits <* * * * *
@X01Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge.
@X02Carpe Diem
@X03Carpe Noctum.......Seize the night!!
@X04Carpenters are just plane folks
@X05Castration takes balls.
@X06Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
@X07Cat's In The Bag! The Neighbours Holler!
@X08Catch a wave!
@X09Catch the wave.·∙°∙·..·∙°∙·..·∙°∙·..·∙°∙·..·∙°∙·..·∙°∙·
@X0ACatholic girls, they never confess.
@X0BCats are easier to train than kids!
@X0CCATS ARE IT!
@X0DCats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse?
@X0ECats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
@X0FCats Have 9 Lives, Do Radioactive Cats Have 18 Half-lives
@X01Cats like mice. Windows like mice. I don't.
@X02Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.
@X03Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
@X04Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
@X05Cause of crash: Inadvertent contact with the ground.
@X06Caution: Blown Brain At Work!
@X07Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
@X08Caution: Contents under pressure
@X09Caution: Hungry Dieter May bite if provoked
@X0ACaution: Contents under pressure!
@X0BCAUTION: Genius at... Uh, I forgot!!!
@X0CCAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE
@X0DCAUTION: Off Medication and Dangerous
@X0ECaution: PET XING
@X0FCAUTION: Programmer X-ing..
@X01Caution: This stuff is addictive...
@X02CAUTION: Use with a 3-wire electrical system only!
@X03CAUTION:I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em)
@X04Caveat emptor, no deposit no return, do not remove.
@X05CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
@X06CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM ...
@X07CD-WOM, Wead onwy memowy.
@X08CDC ■ Left The Competition In The Dust YEARS Ago ... !
@X09Celery farmers play the stalk market.
@X0ACelery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed
@X0BCelibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
@X0CCelibacy is not hereditary.
@X0DCent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.
@X0ECEO of Dementia and Other Meaningless Entities.
@X0FCertified to serve!
@X01CGA is the pallete from hell
@X02Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
@X03Change is the essential process of all existence.
@X04Changing gears, here.
@X05Channel 1 * Personal Communications
@X06char (*(*x())[])()
@X07Character is much easier kept than recovered.
@X08Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins.
@X09Chastity is curable, if detected early.
@X0AChattaCon!!!A lot of fun...if it doesn't kill you first!
@X0BCheck the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
@X0CCheck your altimeter! Pull a lever! Push a button!
@X0DCheer up - things will get worse.
@X0ECheer up, the worst is yet to come.
@X0FChemists do it on the bench!
@X01Chemists don't die, they just stop reacting!
@X02Chemists have nice reactions.
@X03Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
@X04Chemists never die ── they just stop reacting.
@X05Chernobyl used MACs
@X06Chess is a moving experience.
@X07Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
@X08Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
@X09Chicken Little only has to be right once.
@X0AChickens are how eggs make more eggs.
@X0BChildhood isn't an age, it's a state of mind
@X0CChildish Game: One at which your spouse beats you.
@X0DChildren have more need of models than of critics.
@X0EChildren Learn What They Live!
@X0FCHIP: One California hi-way patrolman.
@X01Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
@X02Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
@X03Choice? Sure! Let the baby decide!
@X04Chooka chooka hoo la ley - Looka looka koo la ley...
@X05Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
@X06Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
@X07Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, its the SLAW!
@X08Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
@X09Christian Science Programming: "Let God Debug It!"
@X0AChristians do it with grace
@X0BChristina Applegate Fan Club -- Go Kelly Bundy!
@X0CChristmas comes, but once a year is enough.
@X0DCindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
@X0ECircular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
@X0FCities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
@X01Civilization - biggest syntax error in history!
@X02Civilization is a movement, it is a voyage not a harbor.
@X03Cixelsid s'lleh eht tahw?
@X04Clark Kent is a transvestite.
@X05Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.
@X06Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.
@X07Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed," in the dictionary.
@X08Cleanliness is next to impossible.
@X09Clear as mud
@X0ACleopatra: How did these f***ing snakes get on my tits!
@X0BClever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son
@X0CClick.. Click.. Damn! No cursors! Forgot to reload mouse.
@X0DClimate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.
@X0ECLINTon - Like LINT but found only in the U.S. of A.
@X0FClinton never inhaled... Brown has never exhaled.
@X01Clones are people two.
@X02Close the door and the light stays on!
@X03Close your eyes and press escape three times.
@X04Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
@X05Closed Hearing for the Caption Impaired...
@X06Clumsiness is picking up. No it's dropping.
@X07Coalition Forces: fighting for YOUR right to dissent!
@X08COBOL - Compile Only Because Of Luck
@X09COBOL can be cured with early detection!
@X0ACOBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
@X0BCOBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
@X0CCOBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
@X0DCocaine -- the thinking man's Asprin.
@X0ECocaine -- the thinking man's Asprin...
@X0FCocaine isn't what it is cracked up to be.
@X01Cockroaches rule the Earth. Pass it on.
@X02code code code code eat code code code sleep code code...
@X03Coffee doesnt cause cancer --------Water does!!!
@X04COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
@X05cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments
@X06Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
@X07Cogito ergo sum presupposes "I"-ness
@X08Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam.
@X09COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
@X0ACole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
@X0BCole's law: Thinly sliced cabbage
@X0CCole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
@X0DCollapse Schrödinger's Wave Function!
@X0ECollector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.
@X0FCollege don't make fools; they only develop them
@X01College Students Do It With Class
@X02College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
@X03Color me inquisitive...
@X04Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
@X05Come back ya pansie! I'll bite yer legs off!
@X06Come On Up To The Lab... And See What's On The Slab...
@X07Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
@X08Coming soon - "Black Men Can't Play Hockey"
@X09Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
@X0AComing Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!!
@X0BComing Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
@X0CComing soon: Mouse support for Turbo-EDLIN under Windows!
@X0DComing soon: Netware for Nintendo
@X0EComing soon: Netware for the Nintendo!
@X0FCOMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
@X01Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
@X02Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
@X03Committee To Reelect John Sununu Mobile HQ.
@X04Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
@X05Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
@X06Committees keep minutes and lose hours.
@X07Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
@X08Common sense is the least common of all senses.
@X09Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all...
@X0ACommon Sense Isn't So Common
@X0BCommon sense isn't.
@X0CCommon sense isn't...
@X0DCommon_malady = Diarrhea_of_mouth + constipation_of_brai
@X0ECommunication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom.
@X0FCommunication: The Universal Solvent.
@X01Communism is like a mouth on a lollipop
@X02Communism is like one big phone company.
@X03Compassion -- that's the one thing no machine ever had.
@X04Competence always contains the seeds of incompetence.
@X05Competition makes great programs!
@X06compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
@X07Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
@X08Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
@X09Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
@X0ACompliment three people every day.
@X0BCompliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
@X0CCompression ain't over 'til the FAT table sings
@X0DComputational Physicist and all around nice guy.
@X0EComputer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
@X0FComputer Guru....Baba Ram Dos
@X01Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
@X02Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!!
@X03Computer operators KNOW how to operate!
@X04Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
@X05Computer users take more strokes.
@X06Computer widow seeks companion - non-programmer!
@X07Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
@X08Computer: a device designed to drive human beings insane.
@X09Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
@X0AComputer: Everything Murphy wanted and more.
@X0BComputer:? Ah we hafta use the keyboard: How quaint
@X0CCOMPUTERESE...ain't automation GREAT!
@X0DComputers All Wait at the Same Speed!
@X0EComputers also eliminate spare time.
@X0FComputers are gre..............
@X01Computers are my job, Handguns are my hobby.
@X02Computers are Saving Man??? Does not Compute
@X03Computers are useless, they only give answers.
@X04Computers are useless; they can only give answers.
@X05Computers can never replace human stupidity.
@X06Computers don't drink: it's against their bar code.
@X07Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do.
@X08Computers just make me seem smarter!
@X09Computers make excellent and efficient servants...
@X0AComputers operators do it from memory.
@X0BComputers run on faith, not electrons.
@X0CComputers: the financial black hole of the 90's
@X0DComputing's patron Saint - St. Francis of Ansi C.
@X0EComputious Say Ain't Life A Byte.
@X0FCON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
@X01Condense soup, not books!
@X02Condolences to all who condemn yet condone condoms
@X03Condom - external storage
@X04Condominiums are not effective birth control.
@X05Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
@X06ConEd - made in the U.S.A
@X07Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.
@X08Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise.
@X09Conformity obstructs progress.
@X0AConfront reality -- Not drugs.
@X0BConfucious say too damn much!
@X0CConfucious say: I didn't say that!
@X0DConfucious say: Man who meows ate pussy!
@X0EConfucious say: Man with no legs bums around.
@X0FConfucious say: Those who quote me are fools.
@X01Confucius say too much.
@X02Confuse people - quote from the wrong
@X03Confuse People: Quote from the wrong message!
@X04Confused? Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
@X05Confused? Consult your OOP Guide.
@X06Confusion not only reigns, it pours.
@X07Confussion will be my epitaph
@X08Congratulations! You may already be a whiner!
@X09CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !!
@X0AConnections! Says Darryl Basner eats Shiitaki Mushrooms!
@X0BConnections! Working for a Bruzzi Free Network!
@X0CConquest is easy.Control is not.
@X0DConservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged.
@X0EConservative: One who admires radicals long dead.
@X0FConserve a hunter....HARVEST ONE TODAY!
@X01CONSERVE A HUNTER; HARVEST ONE TODAY!
@X02Consider that a divorce.
@X03Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
@X04Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
@X05Consolations, Consultations, Conflagrations.
@X06Conspiracy: the opiate of the asses
@X07Constant change is here to stay.
@X08Constant tinkering buggers things up
@X09Constants aren't; variables don't.
@X0AConstants aren't──variables don't.
@X0BContraceptives should be used on every possible occasion.
@X0CContraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions.
@X0DControl-ALT-Delete thyself
@X0EConverse with any plankton lately?
@X0FCool Dude!
@X01Copy protection: just say no...
@X02Copyright the Intergalactic Thought Association
@X03Core error -- bus dumped.
@X04Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
@X05Correct me if I'm wrong, everybody else does.
@X06Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty.
@X07Cosmic Soda-pop
@X08Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
@X09Couldn't myself have better it said.
@X0ACount Dracula - your Bloody Mary is ready...
@X0BCoup de grace -- French for lawnmower?
@X0CCourage is fear that has said its prayers.
@X0DCover your stump before you hump!
@X0ECover your stump before you hump.
@X0FCovet not your neighbor's ass; the IRS has a lien on it.
@X01Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!
@X02Cowa Bunga, Dude....
@X03Cowabunga I'll take the Marshmallow pizza
@X04Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
@X05CRASH: Normal termination.
@X06Crazy Monkey Love...
@X07Crazy way to travel.
@X08Creativity is a Spark of Life!
@X09Creativity is the recombination of the elements of life.
@X0ACredit card owner -- Member of the debt set
@X0BCreditor: A man who has a longer memory than a debtor.
@X0CCreditors have much better memories than debitors
@X0DCreditors have much better memories than debtors.
@X0ECRIME CONTROL: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!
@X0FCrime does not pay -nearly- as well as politics...
@X01Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
@X02Crime does not pay...as well as politics.
@X03Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
@X04Crime frequently starts in the Mayors Office...
@X05Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government!
@X06Crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it.
@X07Criminal Lawyer, not an oxymoron.
@X08Criminal lawyer. Isn't that redundant?
@X09Criminal: One who gets caught.
@X0ACriminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
@X0BCritical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
@X0CCriticism is prejudice made plausible.
@X0DCriticize me all you want, but listen to me first!
@X0ECrock pot in microwave = Cook in normal amount of time?
@X0FCrown Prince of the Crown Royal
@X01Cruising at Warp 3
@X02Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
@X03Cry havoc! Let slip the dogs of war!
@X04Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen!
@X05Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI
@X06Cthulhu saves--in case he's hungry later.
@X07Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later!
@X08Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister!
@X09Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans
@X0ACure for baldness: Put on your hat!
@X0BCurses! Hayes-ed again!!
@X0CCursillo - the Experience of a Lifetime
@X0DCuster was fitted for an Arrow shirt
@X0ECustom is the law of fools.
@X0FCut my pizza in six slices, please; I can't eat eight.
@X01Cute and definitely hugable....right!
@X02CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK: Stocktaking at a Bike shop
@X03CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop
@X04Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.
@X05D&D Anyone?
@X06D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia
@X07Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
@X08Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again?
@X09Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean?
@X0ADafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly
@X0BDahmer: "I just bought a new refrigerator...seats 6!"
@X0CDain bramaged.
@X0DDairy farmers make their living off udders.
@X0EDam und blazt! Ze Germancodepage iz svitchedin agen ...
@X0FDAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
@X01Dame if you will, and dame if you don't.
@X02Dammit Jim - I'm a programmer, not a doctor!
@X03Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!
@X04Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%æ#!░╗
@X05Dammit, Jim! I'm a Doctor not a Software Pirate
@X06Damn the documentation, full speed ahead!
@X07Damn this hobby is expensive!
@X08Damn, it's hard being different in a room of eccentrics.
@X09Dan Quayle ... just a heartbeat away!
@X0ADan Quayle for Starship Yamato Engineer
@X0BDan Quayle or Al Gore? Is this REALLY a hard choice?
@X0CDan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds.
@X0DDan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents.
@X0EDan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
@X0FDan Rather is a First Class Jerk!
@X01Dancing with a grass widow brings on hay fever.
@X02Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers
@X03DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
@X04DANGER! Computer store ahead...hide wallet
@X05DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
@X06DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
@X07DANGER! Human at keyboard!
@X08Danger!Danger!Computer store ahead...Hide wallet
@X09DANGER: Computer store ahead...Hide wallet!
@X0ADangerous Exercise: Jumping to Conclusions
@X0BDangerous exercise: Jumping to conclusions.
@X0CDarn my hσnε └iⁿΣ ïs n°¡s¥¡
@X0DDarn, my CPU is always craming my CMOS with RAMs
@X0EDarryl Basner should shut up, don't you think?
@X0FDarth Vadar sleeps with a Teddywookie.
@X01Darth Vadar! Only you would be so bold.
@X02Darth Vader Lives; he recently told me so!
@X03Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
@X04Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..."
@X05Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you?
@X06Database administrators do it with their relations
@X07Databases corrupt; R:BASE databases corrupt absolutly!
@X08Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
@X09Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
@X0ADawson's First Law: You don't have enough outlets.
@X0Bday++; dollar++;
@X0Cday++; dollar--;
@X0Dday++; dollar--; Sigh();
@X0EDay-o...Day-ay-ay-o, Daylight come and me want go home.
@X0FDBasers do it in fields.
@X01Dead Finks Don't Talk -ENO
@X02Dead puppys aren't much fun.
@X03Deadlines amuse me.
@X04Deaf, dumb, and blonde.
@X05Dear Abby: What diet is best for my FAT file?
@X06Dear FAT, don't eat so many BYTES
@X07Death cures cancer.
@X08Death don't have no mercy in this land!
@X09Death is 99 per cent fatal to laboratory rats.
@X0ADeath is an unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop!
@X0BDeath is life's answer to the question 'Why?'
@X0CDeath is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
@X0DDeath is nature's way of saying it's to late to play GEEK
@X0EDeath is nature's way of telling you to slow down...
@X0FDeath MAY ease tension, researchers report.
@X01Death means never having to say you're sorry...
@X02Death, be not proud... John Donne
@X03Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
@X04Death: to stop sinning suddenly.
@X05Deathtongue Live: Billy and the Boingers
@X06Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic
@X07Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??
@X08Decadent Capitalist and proud of it!
@X09Decisions terminate panic
@X0ADedicated to your culinary delight
@X0BDefenders only...prosecutors will be violated.
@X0CDefind FORD Backwards: Driver Returns On Foot!!!
@X0DDEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.
@X0EDefinition of a prostitute: receiver of swollen goods.
@X0FDefinition of a SysGod : Lord of the Files
@X01Definition: pumpkin (v.): What people in Kentucky do.
@X02Deflector shields just came on, Captain.
@X03Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
@X04Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof!
@X05DEMOCRACY:3 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch
@X06Democrats Call for Amnesty, Reduced Sentences Likely.
@X07Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
@X08Denok batera - PRESOAK KALERA!!!
@X09Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth.
@X0ADepart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
@X0BDepartment meeting in 3 minutes
@X0CDesign before coding, and all will flow smoothly
@X0DDesperate diseases require desperate remedies
@X0EDesperation is a highly emotional state of mind.
@X0FDespite of the cost of living, it remains popular.
@X01Despite the cost of living, it remains popular!
@X02Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
@X03DESQview - No hourglass required!
@X04DESQview does Windoze.
@X05Desqview vs. Windows is a no-Win situation
@X06Desqview!?! I can't even see the floor!!
@X07DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
@X08DESQview: Windex for Windows
@X09DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
@X0ADetour: The roughest distance between two points.
@X0BDEVICE=EVIL; TRICKS=FOUL; PLAN=NEFARIOUS (Snidely-DOS)
@X0CDEVICE=EXXON.SYS may mess up your environment
@X0DDew is the tears which the stars weep.
@X0EDiagonally parked in a parallel universe.
@X0FDial 911, make a cop come.
@X01Dictator - a potato with a penis.
@X02Did I just step on someones toes again?
@X03Did I just step on someones toes again??
@X04Did I make myself clear? Good, tell me what I said
@X05Did I say your money OR life? I meant to say AND!
@X06Did Qfront Originate In The Q Continuum?
@X07Did Tarzan love Cheetah or Jane? - Pictures at 11.
@X08Did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts?
@X09Did you check the...? No, I didn't think so.
@X0ADid you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
@X0BDid you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
@X0CDid you know that rats can't vomit?
@X0DDid you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?
@X0EDid you really understand that message ¿
@X0FDid you really understand that message?
@X02Did you receive a proper socialist education?
@X03Did your dog *really* eat your homework?
@X04Didn't I see your picture on a milk carton?
@X05Didn't pay my exorcism bill, got repossesed
@X06Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu.
@X07Diet program removed from FAT Table.
@X08Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.
@X09Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa
@X0EDifference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
@X0ADifference between men & boys is the price of their toys
@X0BDifficult? I wish it had been impossible!
@X0CDigital communications, it makes my digit hurt.
@X0DDigital Lawrence Welk: A One ann-a Zero.....
@X0EDigitize Ted Turner and turn him into Black & White
@X0FDijon Vu: the feeling you've tasted this mustard before.
@X01DILATE: To live longer.
@X02Dilithium crystals? I thought you said Folger's crystals!
@X03Dime de lo que blasonas, y te dire de lo quwe careces.
@X04Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
@X05DIN DIP: a European jerk.
@X06Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
@X07DIODE: What happens to people who don't die young.
@X08DIODE; What happens to people who don't die young.
@X09Diogenes is still searching.
@X0ADios tarda pero no olvida.
@X0BDiplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
@X0CDiplomacy should be a job left to diplomats.
@X0DDiplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
@X0EDiplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
@X0FDiplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
@X01Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
@X02Direct from the Ministry of Willie Wanka
@X03Directions for PAC-MAN:
@X04DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs!
@X05Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap...
@X06DISASSEMBLER: An unattended five year old child.
@X07Disclaimer: All opinions are not really opinions.
@X08Disclaimer: Written by a highly caffeinated mammal.
@X0ADisco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
@X0BDiscoveries are made by not following instructions.
@X0CDisease can be cured, fate is incurable.
@X0DDisease is the retribution of an outraged nature.
@X0EDisk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards
@X0FDisk Error - Press ANY Boot To ReLace
@X01Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
@X02Diskette Organizer?... What's that?
@X03Disks travel in packs.
@X04Disney girls and fantasy world...
@X05Disney land: A people trap operated by a mouse.
@X06DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
@X07DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
@X08DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" );
@X09DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" );
@X0ADivorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
@X0BDIVORCE=system("echo y | erase \husband\*.*" );
@X0CDo *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?
@X0DDo agnostics engage in idol speculation?
@X0EDo artificial plants need artificial water?
@X0FDo camels make good pets?
@X01Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
@X02Do fish get thirsty?
@X03Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
@X04Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.
@X05Do I hit [Enter] now?
@X06Do I know how to copy disks? Where's the Xerox machine
@X07Do I pee when the sign says "WET FLOOR"?
@X08Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for one day.
@X09Do it with style
@X0ADo Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me!
@X0BDo molecular biologists wear designer genes?
@X0CDO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
@X0DDO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality.
@X0EDo not attack his elite troops - Sun Tsu
@X0FDo Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
@X01Do not believe in miracles ── rely on them.
@X02Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.
@X03Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
@X04Do not disturb. Already disturbed!
@X05Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
@X06Do not fumble with a woman's logic.
@X07Do not install prior to installation.
@X08Do not look in laser with remaining eye.
@X09Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball!
@X0ADo not pay any attention to this.
@X0BDo not put statements in the negative form.
@X0CDo not read beyond this line.
@X0DDo not remove under penalty of law.
@X0EDo not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
@X0FDO NOT soak me up with honey please!
@X01Do not try to traverse a chasm in two leaps.
@X02Do physicists get hadrons?
@X03Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
@X04Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
@X05Do random acts of kindness and beauty.
@X06Do steam rollers really roll steam?
@X07Do the joke. Get the laugh. Move on.
@X08Do vampires get AIDS?
@X09Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
@X0ADo wah ditty ditty dum ditty do
@X0BDo well and you will have no need for ancestors.
@X0CDo well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever.
@X0DDo Wizards use spell checkers ?
@X0EDo you C my point?
@X0FDo you daydream about your inability to fantasize?
@X01Do you know what it's like alone, really alone?
@X02Do you know where your back-up is?.......
@X03Do you know who used your SSAN to check on you today?
@X04Do you like me for may Brains or my Baud?
@X05Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD?
@X06Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
@X07Do you think binary? 0 or 1?
@X08Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend...
@X09Do you want graphics? NO, and quit asking me!
@X0Ado {nothing} while (HearFromMe==0)
@X0BDoc files-We dont need no stinkin'.doc files
@X0CDoc King. USN. Semper Fi!
@X0DDocs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
@X0EDocs? Docs!? I don't need no stinking docs!
@X0FDocs? What docs? I don't remember seeing any docs!
@X01Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are be
@X02DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T!
@X03Doctor Who for president
@X04Doctor who? It's the Doctor!
@X05Doctor, my brain hurts!
@X06Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
@X07Documentation = admission of Failure?
@X08Documentation is for people who can't read.
@X09Dodging questions is a favorite tatic of hypocrites.
@X0ADoes "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
@X0BDoes "MicroSoft" translate to "small and squishy"?
@X0CDoes any of this make any sense?
@X0DDoes anybody still remember Venture Capital?
@X0EDoes electrons flow? or walk?
@X0FDoes FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys?
@X01Does fuzzy logic tickle?
@X02Does it really matter if he said he is Batman
@X03Does it really matter which cola I drink?
@X04Does killing time damage eternity?
@X05Does killing time harm eternity?
@X06Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table?
@X07dOES PC sTAND FOR pERSONALLY cRAZY -- I'M NOT...
@X08Does Pi make sense to you?
@X09Does Quasimoto ring a bell?
@X0ADoes that help at all?
@X0BDoes the Enterprise have Fahrvergnugen?
@X0CDoes the Enterprise use DOS v 2356.0?
@X0DDoes The Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
@X0EDoes the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
@X0FDoes the name Pavlov ring a bell?
@X01Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
@X02Doesn't Ted Koppel look like Alfred E. Neuman?
@X03Dog food is best served from a height of 3 feet.
@X04Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
@X05Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
@X06Doing it the hard way is always easier.
@X07Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
@X08Dollars cannot buy yesterday.
@X09Don't "push." "Re-engineer" it instead. :-)
@X0ADon't answer the phone, even if it's me calling!
@X0BDon't ask me, I have intermittent memory loss
@X0CDon't ask me, I just work here.
@X0DDon't ask me, I only work here.
@X0EDon't ask me, I'm making this up as I go!
@X0FDon't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
@X01Don't ask why, just do it.
@X02Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
@X03Don't be a fool; Vulcanize your tool.
@X04Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable.
@X05Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
@X06Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
@X07Don't believe everything you say.
@X08Don't believe in miracles, expect them.
@X09Don't blame me! I just test the thing!
@X0ADon't blame me... I didn't do it!
@X0BDon't blame me..it's San Andreas fault.
@X0CDon't bother striking any key.
@X0DDon't buy furs, it takes trees to make protest signs.
@X0EDon't byte off more than you can multiplex.
@X0FDon't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.!
@X01Don't cloud the issue with logic.
@X02Don't confuse me with facts, my mind is made up!
@X03Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!
@X04Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
@X05Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.
@X06Don't diet, download a virus to remove the FAT!
@X07Don't do what I SAY, do what I mean!
@X08Don't drink and drive - Smoke dope and fly home.
@X09Don't drink and park, accidents cause people
@X0ADon't drink water. Fish make love in it.
@X0BDon't erase it! I MIGHT need it -- someday!
@X0CDon't even TRY to THINK without proper tools.
@X0DDon't ever watch hot dogs or sausage being made.
@X0EDon't force it, use a bigger hammer
@X0FDon't force it, use a bigger hammer.
@X01Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing.
@X02Don't get MAD! Get even! (with a SIDEWINDER)
@X03Don't Get Mad, Get Even!
@X04Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
@X05Don't go away mad.... Just GO AWAY!!
@X06Don't happy, be worry!
@X07Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
@X08Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
@X09Don't judge a book by its movie
@X0ADon't just do something !!! Stand there !!!
@X0BDon't just sit there. Do something.
@X0CDon't just stand there, scratch my back!
@X0DDon't just stand there...KNEEL!!
@X0EDon't knock President Fillmore; he kept us out of VietNam
@X0FDon't laugh...we know your node number!
@X01Don't let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
@X02Don't let me get too deep.
@X03Don't let school interfere with your education.
@X04Don't let the Perfect be the enemy of the GOOD.
@X05Don't let the sun catch you crying.
@X06Don't let your karma run over your dogma.
@X07Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
@X08Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
@X09don't look back, you can never look back...
@X0ADon't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
@X0BDon't look Ethyl... It was too late.
@X0CDon't make 'em like they used to, thank God
@X0DDon't make me vomit!
@X0EDon't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
@X0FDon't mess with Murphy.
@X01Don't mess with those who buy ink by the barrel!
@X02Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.
@X03Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.
@X04Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
@X05Don't not format C:? (Y/N)
@X06Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.
@X07Don't play "stupid" with me...I'm better at it!
@X08Don't play stupid with me! I'm better at it.
@X09Don't press the keys so damned hard!
@X0ADon't question authority, it doesn't know either.
@X0BDon't question authority; it doesn't know either.
@X0CDon't read everything you believe.
@X0DDON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker!
@X0EDON'T READ THIS!!!
@X0FDon't recall us...we'll recall you....
@X01Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour.
@X02Don't share your telephone line with a woman!
@X03Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player!
@X04Don't speak now, and forever hold your peace.
@X05Don't start vast projects with half vast ideas!
@X06Don't start with me. You know how I get.
@X07Don't steal - the government hates competition..
@X08Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
@X09Don't steal. The Government hates competition.
@X0ADon't steal.....Politicians hate competition.
@X0BDon't steal; the government hates the competition.
@X0CDon't stop posting, a good laugh breaks up my day nicely
@X0DDon't Support Shareware, just their Authors!
@X0EDon't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros.
@X0FDon't Sweat The Petty Things, Pet The Sweaty Things
@X01Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!
@X02Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
@X03Don't take life seriously...it isn't permanent.
@X04Don't take life seriously; You won't get out alive anywa
@X05Don't take life too seriously ... it's not permanent.
@X06Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
@X07Don't tell me about no damn problems.....fix it yourself
@X08Don't tell me what kind of day to have.
@X09Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure...
@X0ADON'T throw away your 2¢ words. I collect them!
@X0BDon't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
@X0CDon't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@
@X0DDon't touch that power ba...<ZAP!> <AAAHHHH!> <sssssssss>
@X0EDon't trust a presidential candidate over 35
@X0FDon't trust an anti-abortion activist with a Pe***
@X01Don't trust an Info-Babe...
@X02Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
@X03Don't try to saw sawdust.
@X04Don't tug on Superman's cape.
@X05Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
@X06Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
@X07Don't use no double negatives.
@X08Don't use time or words carelessly.
@X09Don't waste water. Pee on a friend.
@X0ADon't worry the next message will be better!
@X0BDon't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a damn?
@X0CDon't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a darn.
@X0DDon't worry, be happy.
@X0EDon't worry, I'm fluent in wierdo.
@X0FDon't worry, I'm goï ng tô bâ ckup tò d
@X01Don't worry, I'm goïng tô bâckup tòd嵡!&%#~%
@X02Don't worry, I'm goïng tô bâckup tòd嵡!¡
@X03Don't worry, send money!
@X04Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.
@X05Don't you just hate it when they verbify nouns?
@X06Don't you just LOVE these little machines??
@X07Donald Westbrook MIA 3-13-68 / You are not forgotten.
@X08Dope Ring: A Bunch of Blondes in a Circle.
@X09DOS 6.0 Yesterday's operating system, today!
@X0ADos Error #012 - Human error, Human error...
@X0BDOS Error - Can't drive to that write.
@X0CDOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:
@X0DDOS gets in your eyes!
@X0EDOS is just an Icon in Windows 3.1.
@X0FDOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0
@X01DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
@X02DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
@X03DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"....
@X04DOS to DOS, disk to disk, file to file.
@X05DOS-O-MANIA : Reboot is not kicking your computer again
@X06DOS-O-MANIA : Root is not the book Alex Haley wrote.
@X07DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
@X08Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.
@X09DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
@X0ADOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
@X0BDouble your drive space! Delete Windows!
@X0CDouble your hard disk space: DELETE WINDOWS!
@X0DDoubt is the root of education, not faith.
@X0EDown to the C in chips.
@X0FDown with categorical imperative!
@X01DOWN WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!
@X02Down with ignurance!
@X03Dr. Crusher can cure cancer, but not baldness
@X04Dragonriders make good first impressions.
@X05Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.
@X06Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
@X07Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear.
@X08Draw your salary before spending it.
@X09Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing
@X0Adreaded words: hard disk failure
@X0BDREAM: If it's worth doing, it's worth doing
@X0CDREAM: Just testing my brain!! zzzzzzzzzz
@X0DDreams are true while they last.
@X0EDrilling for oil is boring.
@X0FDrink wet cement, and get completely stoned.
@X01Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why...
@X02Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where...
@X03Drinking and *.* don't mix...
@X04Drive A: format failed, formatting C: instead.
@X05Drive A: format failed; formatting C: instead
@X06Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead
@X07Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
@X08Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
@X09Drive Offensively!
@X0ADrive right, so more people will be left!!!
@X0BDrive slower than your guardian angel can fly.
@X0CDrop 'cid not bombs.
@X0DDrop me a line...anytime!
@X0EDropped from my peeling lips like lousy fruit.
@X0FDucks fly north when the weather is left.
@X01Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe togethe
@X02Dudley Moore is a phallic thimble.
@X03Duh! Which way did he go, George?
@X04Dulce bellum inexpertis.
@X05Dumb luck beats sound planning every time
@X06Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me.
@X07Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes!
@X08Durians - The King of Fruits
@X09Durians, real fruits for real people.
@X0Ady(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2
@X0BDyslexia rules KO.
@X0CDyslexia: it can warn without striking!
@X0DDyslexics are persona au gratin.
@X0EDyslexics have more fnu
@X0FDyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
@X01Dyslexics of the world: Untie!
@X02Dyslexics untie!
@X03E = mc² ± 2 dB
@X04Each day a day goes by.
@X05Each kiss is as the first.
@X06Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
@X07Eagles may fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
@X08Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
@X09Early one June morning in 1872 I murdered my father --
@X0AEarly to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
@X0BEARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can
@X0CEarth is 98% full... Please delete anyone you can.
@X0DEarth: Its only ours to borrow!
@X0EEARTH: (Original Guide entry) Mostly hamless.
@X0FEarth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.
@X01Earthmen fear to bargain honestly.
@X02Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!
@X03Easter is canceled this year - they've found the body.
@X04Easter is cancelled this year. They've found the body.
@X05Easy as 3.14159265358979323846...
@X06Easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841791693993.
@X07Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust....
@X08Easy Does It. But Do It
@X09Eat Crap! 10 Trillion flies can't be wrong.
@X0AEat Healthy, Exercise, and Die Anyway ...
@X0BEat it, dear ... pretend it's mud.
@X0CEat more Possum!
@X0DEat My Shorts
@X0EEat Some Fire, Scarecrow!
@X0FEat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
@X01Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy
@X02Eat yogurt and get cultured
@X03Eating yogurt will give you culture.
@X04Ecce homo, ergo elk.
@X05Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word.
@X06Editing is a rewording activity.
@X07EDLIN......the Dan Quayle of editors!
@X08Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate.
@X09Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.
@X0AEfficency == (Speed * Size * $) Cubed
@X0BEfficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it?
@X0CEggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
@X0DEgo Gratification through Violence
@X0EEither he's dead or my watch has stopped.
@X0FEither lead, follow, or get out of the way.
@X01Either my watch has stopped or I'm in deep trouble.
@X02Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
@X03ejected Pitbull meals #3: Cooper fans
@X04El amor es un camino que de repente aparece
@X05Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time
@X06Electrician -- Person who wires for money
@X07Electricians are live wires!
@X08Electronic Techs do it till it Hz
@X09Elephant - Mouse built to Government Specifications.
@X0AElephant: A Mouse built to Goverment specifications.
@X0BElephant: Mouse built to Government specs!
@X0CElephant: salamander designed to Mil-Spec
@X0DElevator men do it on all floors
@X0EElevators smell different to midgets
@X0FELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
@X01Elvis has LEFT the building!
@X02Elvis is ALIVE in the Hearts of Millions!!
@X03Elvis lives! (they buried him alive).
@X04Elvis Presley - the hound of music
@X05Elvis stamp = 29¢, Donut = 29¢. Coincidence? I think not.
@X06Emily, I dreamed I ran an inn in Vermont...
@X07emit elttil os ,segassem ynam oS
@X08Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
@X09Emotions are alien to me.I'm a scientist.
@X0AEMS: Enhanced Money Scam
@X0BEn boca cerrada no entran moscas.
@X0CEndocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
@X0DEnema - not your Aunt from Kansas.
@X0EEnergizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
@X0FEnergizer Bunny arrested...... assault and battery
@X01ENGINE: We're not clickin' on all cylinders here!
@X02Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
@X03Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch.
@X04enilgaT oediV esreveR
@X05Enjoy me, I may never pass this way again.
@X06Enjoy yourself today.Tomorrow may never come at all.
@X07ENOTOBACCO: Read on empty pipe.
@X08Enough research will tend to support your theory.
@X09ENOUGH! Grab that ammo can, we're climbing up the tower.
@X0AEnquiring minds couldn't care less!
@X0BEnsign Pillsbury.. He's bread, Jim!
@X0CEnsign, Engage!
@X0DEnter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
@X0EEnter any 12-digit prime number to continue.
@X0FEnter that again, just a little slower.
@X01Entertain: To elevate from boredom to disgust.
@X02Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
@X03Epeé, Foil, or Sabre?
@X04Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon.
@X05Epoch: the sound made by a hen
@X06Eressëa: It can't be *that* bad!
@X07Eric Estrata for President!!!
@X08ERROR # 76 - Check nut on keyboard
@X09ERROR #00: CPU TOO *TIRED* TO CONTINUE
@X0AError #1511: Brain Offline
@X0BERROR #208: Operator out of memory!
@X0CError - Operator out of memory!
@X0DError - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
@X0EERROR 103: Dead mouse in hard drive.
@X0FERROR 1701 - Your hard drive croaked!!
@X01Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
@X02Error failed! Press any key to resume error.
@X03Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Self Destruct Initiated!
@X04Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
@X05ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
@X06Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.
@X07Error propagates faster than truth.
@X08Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
@X09Error reading FAT table...Try Skinny one? (Y/N)
@X0AError Reading Reality.Sys ... Universe Halted
@X0BERROR: CPU not found
@X0CError: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
@X0DERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable
@X0EEs Ist Ein Deutsches Auto? Nein, Acura. Ah, Acura!
@X0FEschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
@X01Eschew Obfuscation . . .
@X02Eschew obfuscation.
@X03Escort GT - An oxymoron
@X04Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
@X05ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFGYP WBVKXJ QZ 1234567890
@X06Eternity only goes in two directions....
@X07Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
@X08Ethics is not necessarily the handmaiden of theology.
@X09Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster
@X0AEvangelists do more than lay people
@X0BEvangelists do more than lay people.
@X0CEven a noseless dog can stink.
@X0DEven a philosopher gets upset with a toothache.
@X0EEven a small star shines brightly in the dark
@X0FEven backwards, A TOYOTA is still A TOYOTA.
@X01Even my mouse has big balls
@X02Even Programers need a "bit" of love
@X03Even small candles are brighter in the dark.
@X04Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
@X05Even the blind can see money.
@X06Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
@X07Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
@X08Even the lion has to protect himself against flies.
@X09Even this shall pass away...
@X0AEver eat your words? Some parts are edible.
@X0BEver fly one of these before? Nope. Me neither!
@X0CEver get the feeling someone is watching you?
@X0DEver lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
@X0EEver notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ?
@X0FEver stop to think and forget to start again?
@X01Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
@X02Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo?
@X03Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
@X04Everthing looks worse in black and white.
@X05Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
@X06Every child should be given the desire to learn.
@X07Every crowd has a silver lining.
@X08Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
@X09Every DESQ with a view!
@X0AEvery hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
@X0BEvery horse thinks his pack is heaviest
@X0CEvery living thing wants to survive.
@X0DEvery morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
@X0EEvery person constructs their own bed of nails.
@X0FEvery person gets to heaven in their own way.
@X01Every person is the architect of their own fortune.
@X02Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales.
@X03Every purchase has its price.
@X04Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud.
@X05Every sperm is Sacred!
@X06Every thread needs a needle
@X07Every valuable idea offends someone.
@X08Every why hath a wherefore.
@X09Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
@X0AEverybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
@X0BEverybody's got to be someplace.
@X0CEveryone as they loveth, some people kiss cows.
@X0DEveryone has a scheme that won't work.
@X0EEveryone hates a smart-ass.
@X0FEveryone hates me because I'm paranoid
@X01Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
@X02Everyone is a genius at least once a year.
@X03Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...
@X04Everyone IS entitled to my opinion.
@X05Everyone is entitled to my opinion... FREE!
@X06Everyone is entitled to my own opinion
@X07Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
@X08Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
@X09Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!
@X0AEveryone meets their Waterloo at last.
@X0BEveryone Out for Volleyball in 10 Minutes!
@X0CEveryone's watching YOU now...
@X0DEverything bows to success, even grammar.
@X0EEverything changes except change itself.
@X0FEVERYTHING I've ever said is a lie. Figure that out!
@X01Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.
@X02Everything in our favour was aginst us.
@X03Everything is just a thing
@X04Everything is just chemistry!
@X05Everything is relative, including this
@X06Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
@X07Everything usually goes wrong at once!
@X08Everything You Know Is Wrong
@X09Everywhere is an LD call from here.
@X0AEverywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
@X0BEverywhere is walking distance if you have time.
@X0CEvil always triumphs over good, because good is STUPID!
@X0DEvil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth
@X0EEvil is a hill. We stand on ours, speak about others.
@X0FEvolution: Life's a niche, and then you die
@X01Exactly what is Special sauce on Big Mac's?
@X02Excellent day to have a rotten day.
@X03Excellent time to become a missing person.
@X04Excess is never enough.
@X05EXCESS is the key to enjoying life!
@X06Excuse me for butting in, I'm interrupt-driven.
@X07Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too
@X08Excuse me while I dance a little jig of despair
@X09Excuse me while I sharpen my tongue.
@X0AExcuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
@X0BExcuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
@X0CExcuse me, is that your face or did your neck throw up?
@X0DEXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management
@X0EExistence cannot be without them.
@X0FExit, pursued by a bear.
@X01EXPANSION SLOTS: The extra holes in your belt buckle.
@X02Experience is finding mistakes you make again
@X03Experience is what you get after you need it.
@X04Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes.
@X05Experience: a name everyone gives to his mistakes.
@X06Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11
@X07Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon!
@X08Explosive when wet
@X09Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing.
@X0AExtremism in defense of liberty is no vice!
@X0BExxon Valdez, Haven, ¿cual será el próximo?
@X0CEye of gnat, tail of cat, where's that dam bug at?
@X0DF U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
@X0Ef u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng
@X0Ff u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
@X01F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
@X02F1[Panic] F2[Passout] F3[Smash keyboard] F4[Cry]
@X03Faber: Knowledge is good!
@X04Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus
@X05Fact - red lights always last longer than green ones.
@X06Fact is solidified opinion
@X07Fact. Stranger than any science fiction.
@X08Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
@X09FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses
@X0AFact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe.
@X0BFacts are stubborn things.
@X0CFad: In one era and out the other.
@X0DFailure is never FATAL and SUCCESS is never FINAL.
@X0EFaint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
@X0FFakir - Mann som kan begå selvmord og overleve
@X01Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash.
@X02False appearance of fine speech
@X03Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
@X04Familiarity breeds attempt
@X05Familiarity breeds children.
@X06Familiarity breeds contempt- and children.
@X07Famous last words - Don't worry, I can handle it.
@X08Famous last words - Icarus: Aaaahhhhhhhhh.
@X09Famous last words - Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up.
@X0AFamous last words - Lion at the Circus of Rome: Burp..
@X0BFamous last words - You and what army?
@X0CFamous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it".
@X0DFamous last words: "What's this button do?"
@X0EFancy dirt is still dirt.
@X0FFarfignewton
@X01Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
@X02Farfignewton...the cookie of the stars.
@X03Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"
@X04Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected ■ Spock
@X05Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude.
@X06Fashions are induced epidemics...
@X07Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
@X08Faster than a speeding Spermatozoon!!
@X09Fat heads, lean brains.
@X0AFat person: Nutritional Overachiever
@X0BFat Wars: May the Sauce Be With You.
@X0CFatal Error Using Mouse. Replace and Bury Operator.
@X0DFatal Error: HOMEY DON'T PLAY DAT!
@X0EFatal Error: You're dead.
@X0FFatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry
@X01Fatal System Error - please insert a quarter to fix it
@X02Fate is just the weight of circumstances...
@X03FATHERS ARE IMPORTANT PARENTS, TOO!
@X04Fats Domino - the round of music
@X05Fax me no questions, and I'll Fax you no lies!
@X06Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies!
@X07Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
@X08Fear is the parent of cruelty.
@X09Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
@X0AFear not, for I have given you authority
@X0BFeather by feather the goose is plucked.
@X0CFeatures should be discovered, not documented
@X0DFeatures should be discovered, not documented.
@X0EFeed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
@X0FFeed Your Need To Read.
@X01Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!
@X02Feel lucky???? Update your software!
@X03Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey! You're upside-down!
@X04Felines... nothing more than felines...
@X05Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.
@X06Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.
@X07Few great men could get past the Personnel Department.
@X08Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's.
@X09fflush and then wwash your hands.
@X0AFiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.
@X0BFiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
@X0CFidoNet... That sure is a wierd name for a dog
@X0DFight AIDS, not people with AIDS.
@X0EFight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!!
@X0FFight War Not Wars!
@X01Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity
@X02Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet.
@X03Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
@X04Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.
@X05File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_
@X06File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
@X07File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N).
@X08File Not Found.....Loading something that looks similar.
@X09File not found: Loading something that looked similar.
@X0AFILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME
@X0BFind your aim in life, before you run out of ammunition
@X0CFIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right... RAPE RAPE RAPE
@X0DFIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range.
@X0EFirmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey.
@X0FFirst Cyberspace, next the world.
@X01First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!
@X02First study the enemy.Seek weakness.
@X03First the mind goes, then..........can't remember...
@X04First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
@X05First thing you do is shoot all the lawyers
@X06First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.
@X07First, we'll kill all the programmers
@X08Fish and visitors stink in three days.
@X09Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
@X0AFishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
@X0BFlames to dev/null/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/a/clue.
@X0CFlaming nuclear death to Smurfs
@X0DFlashlight........a place to keep dead batteries!
@X0EFlattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
@X0FFlattery is the sincerest form of lying.
@X01Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
@X02Flattery: Cologne water, to smell but not swallow.
@X03Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.
@X04Floggings will continue til morale improves
@X05Floggings will continue until morale improves
@X06Floppy disk - A disk that flops
@X07Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble.
@X08FLOPPY DISK: Serious curvature of the spine.
@X09Floppy Drive not ready. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N).
@X0AFloppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ?
@X0BFloppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ? _
@X0CFloppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
@X0DFloppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N)
@X0EFLOPPY: Condition of a user's stomach due to no exercise.
@X0FFLOW CHART: Graphic picture of the fastest way to the can
@X01Flying saucers are real; the Air Force doesn't exist.
@X02Foat Wuth...I Luv Yew!!!
@X03Folks who think they know it all bug those of us who do
@X04follow the yellow brick PATH
@X05Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
@X06Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
@X07Foolproof? Naw, fools are too ingenius! <G>
@X08Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
@X09Fools rush in where Fools have been before!
@X0AFools rush in where fools have been before.
@X0BFools rush in wherever lottery tickets are sold
@X0CFor a good time call │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
@X0DFor a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
@X0EFor address, send a SASE to.....
@X0FFor adult education, nothing beats children
@X01For all you do, this SCUD's for you.
@X02For every action, there is an equal and opposite critism.
@X03For every soul, you are bound to find a heel.
@X04For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
@X05For sale, Toilet-seat cover. Barely used.
@X06For Sale: Dehydrated H²O - $14 per quart
@X07For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes.
@X08FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
@X09For Sale: Slightly used message. Enquire within.
@X0AFor some Reason, reality is an illusion.
@X0BFor some, reality is an illusion.
@X0CFor the finest in brain candy.
@X0DFor tomorrow I diet . . .
@X0EFor What It's Worth.
@X0FFord - fixed or repaired daily. :-)
@X01Ford - Found on roadside dead. :-)
@X02FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
@X03FORD = Found On Road Dead
@X04Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
@X05FORD: Fixed Or Repaired Daily. [grin]
@X06FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
@X07Forget about the dog, Beware of my wife.
@X08Forget everything, as one day everything will forget you.
@X09Forget GUIs! Give me a C:\> and a keyboard.
@X0AForget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
@X0BForget RTFM - Call The Author At Home!
@X0CForget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45)
@X0DForget the computer! Where's my abacus??
@X0EForget the Joneses... I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
@X0FForget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the BUNDYS!
@X01Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
@X02Forget.
@X03Forgive me father for I have syned
@X04FORMAT C: Failed, Transfering Virus to d: ^C^C^C^C
@X05Format C:<CR>......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
@X06Format COMMANDR.DTA? (y/n?)
@X07Format Drive C:? (Y)es (O)kay (F)ine by me:
@X08Formatting Drive C: Press to abort...
@X09Fort Worth...Where the West Begins!
@X0AFortes fortuna adjuvat
@X0BFORTH CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ;
@X0CFortune vomits on my eiderdown yet again.
@X0DFour and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
@X0EFour food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant & Microwavable.
@X0FFour minus two is one and the same.
@X01Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
@X02Free advice is worth what you pay for it
@X03Free cheese is found only in a mousetrap.
@X04Free Nelson Mandela, while stocks last!
@X05freedom ... is a worship word...
@X06Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give.
@X07Freedom is Expensive, but worth it!
@X08Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.
@X09Freedom is something we take for granted.
@X0AFreedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
@X0BFreedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit
@X0CFriction can be a drag sometimes.
@X0DFriction is a drag.
@X0EFriday the 13th XXIV: Jason Takes the Enterprise
@X0FFriend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
@X01Friendly Cookie Company (1:107/422)
@X02Friendly fire - ISN'T !
@X03Friends are Friends, regardless of their baud rate!
@X04Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
@X05Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
@X06Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
@X07Friends come and go, enemies agglomerate
@X08Friends don't let friends drink and post.
@X09Friends don't let friends drive Fords
@X0AFriends don't let friends drive foreign cars!
@X0BFriends don't let friends drive Japanese cars.
@X0CFriends don't let friends eat meat.
@X0DFriends don't let friends pay retail.
@X0EFriends don't let friends use Apples.
@X0FFriends don't let friends use Prodigy
@X01Friends warm the world with Happiness
@X02Friends will come and go, but enemies always accumulate.
@X03Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses
@X04Friendship is one soul in two bodies.
@X05Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol.
@X06Frogs are smart ... they EAT what bugs them.
@X07Frogs have it easy - They eat what bugs them.
@X08From Disk and all of the little Diskettes
@X09From Illinois at: 9:21 pm on 9/14/92.
@X0AFrom Illinois at: 12:45 pm on 9/05/92.
@X0BFrom KquestII "If I ever get that ^$%&#% Jester!!"
@X0CFrom listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance.
@X0DFrom my brain, an organ with a mind of it's own.
@X0EFrom The Church Of Logic, Sin And Love...
@X0FFrom the Department of Redundancy Dept.
@X01From the Desk of the Happy Hacker...
@X02From the land of graft and corruption!
@X03Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes: Only sugar has more sugar!
@X04ftar, awk, awk, yac, grep, go BERKELEY!
@X05FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief
@X06FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
@X07Funny how life imitates LSD...
@X08Funny, only sensible people agree with me.
@X09Further, higher, faster, onward, upward...
@X0AFährvergnügen: German for no leg room
@X0BG=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns...
@X0CGambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
@X0DGame Blaster is NOT Adlib compatible.
@X0EGammaware (206) 830-0314 Garrett Whitney
@X0FGargle twice daily - see if your neck leaks.
@X01Garlic is to salad what insanity is to art.
@X02Gary Trudeau for President!
@X03Gee toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
@X04Gene Police! You! Out of the Pool!
@X05Gene Police...... YOU!! Out of the pool! NOW!!
@X06Gene Police: YOU! Out of the pool.
@X07Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
@X08Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister
@X09General Failure reading John Dvorak
@X0AGeneric security advice: "Always say no".
@X0BGEnie Address G.EHRICH
@X0CGenius doesn't work on an assembly line basis.
@X0DGenius has its limits, but not stupidity
@X0EGenius is the power of lighting one's own fire.
@X0FGenius, like magic, is inexplicable.
@X01Genius: Guy with too many books to be a moron
@X02Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living.
@X03Gentlemen: Start your debuggers...
@X04Geologist -- Fault finder
@X05George Bush - the EDLIN of Presidents !
@X06George Bush's '92 slogan: "I promise, no new leadership"
@X07George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
@X08George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents.
@X09George Orwell was an optimist.
@X0AGeorgia is NOT on my mind.
@X0BGeorgia REALLY sucks.
@X0CGeraldo: Genetic experiment gone bad? Next on Oprah!
@X0DGerman for constipation ... Farfrompoopin!
@X0EGerman word for constipation : Farfrompoopin.
@X0FGerman Word for Constipation: Farfrompooping!
@X01GET A HAIRCUT!
@X02Get a powerful right arm: subscribe to Playboy.
@X03Get a USR It leaves the others behind.
@X04Get back to your stations!
@X05Get behind early so you have plenty of time to catch up.
@X06Get me out of here, I hate it here, get me out of here
@X07Get some hair. Your brain has caught cold.
@X08Get stoned: Drink liquid cement.
@X09Get the facts first - you can distort them later!
@X0AGet the straight poop -- subscribe to the STARgazer.
@X0BGet thee down. Be thou funky.
@X0CGet your dam finger out of your nose. Use a tissue!
@X0DGet your kicks...
@X0EGetting a second chance is never a certainty.
@X0FGetting better - not older!
@X01Getting caught is the mother of invention.
@X02Getting ß all the time ....
@X03GIGO = Garbage in, gospel out
@X04Gimme a fried brain on drugs, bacon, toast, and jam...
@X05Gimme back my face! You're getting it ugly.
@X06Girlfriend? Ya, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache!
@X07Girlfriend? Yep, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache!
@X08Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
@X09Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
@X0AGive a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.
@X0BGive me liberty or give me Megadeth
@X0CGive me patience . RIGHT NOW.
@X0DGive me patience! RIGHT NOW!
@X0EGive me water, and I'll burn it up
@X0FGive sadists a fair crack at the whip.
@X01Give them all they want, and all they will want is more.
@X02Give up, you'll only live til you die.
@X03Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
@X04Giving me shots for a thousand rare infections
@X05Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot.
@X06GNET ■ The Mystic Realms ■ Vineland, NJ ■ 609-691-3105
@X07GNet: Open foot, Insert mouth, Echo international
@X08Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
@X09Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
@X0AGo Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd.
@X0BGo bite the wall.
@X0CGo for Baroque. Or at least get a Handel on it.
@X0DGo For It!
@X0EGo FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL.
@X0FGo Lemmings, Go!!!
@X01Go mba hé dhuit.
@X02Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
@X03Go softly....it's dark out there
@X04God created women 'cause sheep can't cook
@X05God created women because sheep can't cook!
@X06God creates more horses asses than horses
@X07God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to.
@X08God does not play dice.
@X09God gave burdens shoulders also.
@X0AGod gives the nuts, but He does not crack them.
@X0BGod heals & the doctor takes the fee-Poor Richard
@X0CGod heals and the doctor takes the fee.
@X0DGod heals, and the doctors take the fee
@X0EGod heals, but always someone else wants a fee.
@X0FGod I hate floppies.
@X01God I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!
@X02God invented women because sheep can't cook.
@X03God is alive - he just doesn't want to get involved.
@X04God is love... Love is blind... Ray Charles is God!
@X05God is real, unless declared integer
@X06God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
@X07God made the first garden, Cain the first city.
@X08God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world?
@X09God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
@X0AGod owes an apology to Sodom & Gomorrah
@X0BGod? I'm no god. God has mercy.
@X0CGODISNOWHERE
@X0DGodzilla's licence plate: I8NY
@X0EGoing out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
@X0FGoing the speed of light is bad for your age.
@X01going where no clusters have gone before.
@X02Gold medalist, freestyle conclusion-jumping event.
@X03Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules.
@X04Golfer: A person who hits and tells.
@X05GolleeeEE, Sergeant Carter!!
@X06Gone Chopin, will be Bach in a Minuet.
@X07Gonna change my evil ways... One of these days...
@X08Good day to let down old friends who need help.
@X09Good girls go to heaven...but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!
@X0AGood luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
@X0BGood morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting.
@X0CGood printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
@X0DGood taste is the flower of good sense.
@X0EGoodness has NOTHING to do with it.....
@X0FGort, klaatu borata nikto
@X01Gort: Klaatu Borada Nikto..... and don't forget it
@X02Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt !!
@X03GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN:
@X04Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card.
@X05Got Kleptomania? Take something for it!
@X06Gotta have my Corn Pops...
@X07Gotta love me!
@X08Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
@X09Government for one, to hell with majority!
@X0AGraduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
@X0BGrammarians never die-they fall into a comma.
@X0CGrandma got run over by a reindeer...
@X0DGrant me the strength to ignore ignorance
@X0EGrape nuts? What do they do with the rest of the grape?
@X0FGrass is nature's way of saying "High!"
@X01Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
@X02Gravidity - what keeps you from floating off the planet.
@X03Gravity brings me down
@X04Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sux.
@X05Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks.
@X06Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down!
@X07Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
@X08Gravity... Not just a good idea... IT'S THE LAW!
@X09Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
@X0AGreat minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people
@X0BGreat minds travel in the same sewers.
@X0CGreed is envy with its sleeves rolled up.
@X0DGreed is good! Greed is right! Greed works!
@X0EGreed is good, greed works.
@X0FGreed is the Walton's having another child
@X01Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING!
@X02Greetings from beautiful downtown Workmans Corners
@X03Greetings from Hell....wish you were here.
@X04GREETINGS from ORLANDO, FLORIDA !!!!!!!
@X05Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Briars
@X06Gross National Product: A Big Mac.
@X07Ground Water. Do you mean crushed ice?
@X08Grow your own dope - Plant a male!
@X09Grow your own dope... plant a man
@X0AGrow your OWN dope.......plant a MAN!
@X0BGrow your own dope: Plant a politician!
@X0CGrowing old is mandatory, growing up is optional
@X0DGrowing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
@X0EGrowing old is manditory; growing up is optional
@X0FGrowing older is mandatory... growing up is optional!
@X01Grub first, then ethics.
@X02GUI: Grab the User In-the-face
@X03GUI? FUI! DOS prompt forever!
@X04Guinan's secret power: Her hat is a solar panel
@X05Guitar lessons? What else do you do? I fret a lot.
@X06Gun control is being able to hit your target!
@X07Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
@X08Gun Control isn't about guns. It's about control
@X09Gun Control means holding it in both hands.
@X0AGun Control-- Being able to hit the Target!
@X0BGun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the target.
@X0CGun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.
@X0DGuns don't kill people.. I do.
@X0EGuns don't kill people... death does.
@X0FGuns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
@X01Guns don't kill people; it's these little hard things!
@X02Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do.
@X03Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.
@X04GURU: One who knows more jargon than you.
@X05H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
@X06H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?
@X07H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct...
@X08h=6.626196 E-34 joule sec--it's the law.
@X09Hackito ergo sum.
@X0AHail to the Redskins!
@X0BHailing frequencies open, Captain.
@X0CHAL 9000, you're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?
@X0DHalitosis is better than no breath at all.
@X0EHams do it with frequency, till their gigahertz.
@X0FHams do it with more frequencies
@X01Hands up! Said the laser printer.
@X02Hangover: the mourning after the night before
@X03Happiness can't buy money!
@X04Happiness is a twit filter...
@X05Happiness is a warm gun.
@X06Happiness is a warm puppy - for a Vietnamese
@X07Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
@X08Happiness is Mandatory...Are you Happy?
@X09Happiness is no laughing matter.
@X0AHappiness is not a destination. It's the trip.
@X0BHappiness is seeing your mother-in-law on a milk carton.
@X0CHappiness is usually measured in GigaBytes.
@X0DHappiness is wanting what you have.
@X0EHappiness is your favorite program moving to Windows
@X0FHappiness is...receiving YOUR posts!!!!
@X01Happiness seems so hard to win.
@X02Happiness will not buy money.
@X03Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
@X04Happy Fun Ball! (still legal in 16 states)
@X05Happyness is Killing Orcs
@X06Harbor:place, safe from storms, ships face Customs
@X07Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
@X08Hard drive = Mother-in-law in back seat.
@X09Hard Drive backup??? Who me.......
@X0AHARD ERROR: Noisy Bug
@X0BHard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
@X0CHard work must have killed someone!
@X0DHard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
@X0EHard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
@X0FHARDWARE: n. The part you kick.
@X01Hardware: The part you kick.
@X02Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt!
@X03Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare
@X04Hare Krishna Hare 4DOS
@X05Harley riders never die... They move to Sturgis!
@X06Has anyone found my marbles?
@X07hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
@X08Has history ever recorded a time when the maj. was right?
@X09HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!
@X0AHasta la vista, ...baby!
@X0BHasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep
@X0CHau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi ¡tatzu!
@X0DHave a good day today and a better day tommorow
@X0EHave a nice day JEFFERY
@X0FHave a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
@X01Have a nice day.
@X02Have a vary nice DAY and a better Night !!!!!!!!!!
@X03Have an adequate day.
@X04Have an Electrician Check Your Shorts
@X05Have cursor, will curse.
@X06Have I sold out yet?
@X07Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings.
@X08Have Tardis, will travel.
@X09Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
@X0AHave you clubbed an ignorant human today?
@X0BHave you counted your Legos lately?
@X0CHave you crashed your Windows today?
@X0DHave you drug tested YOUR legislators today?
@X0EHave you ever danced with the devil?
@X0FHave you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids???
@X01Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
@X02Have you hugged a porcupine today?
@X03Have you hugged a programmer today?
@X04Have you hugged an electric fence today?
@X05Have you hugged your computer lately?
@X06Have you hugged your logic probe today?
@X07Have you hugged your motherboard today?
@X08Have you hugged yourself lately?
@X09Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all?
@X0AHave you pushed a Ford lately?
@X0BHave you seen Quasimoto? I have a hunch he's back!
@X0CHave you tried YRWAY? Latest version is YRWAY1.ZIP
@X0DHave you uploaded clip art today?
@X0EHaving a SIDEWINDER mean never having to say I'M SORRY!
@X0FHaving a SIDEWINDER means never having to say I'M SORRY!
@X01Having a wonderful time. Wish you were her
@X02Having problems with DOS?? Call 1-900-WHAAAAA
@X03Having two bathrooms ruins the capacity to co-operate.
@X04Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
@X05He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.
@X06He bellows like a cow standing on her tit.
@X07He cheats, but he's honest about it.
@X08He didn't really say THAT! Did he????
@X09He does the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly
@X0AHe does the work of 3 men... Larry, Moe, & Curly.
@X0BHe does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
@X0CHE doesn't work, but he's pretty ugly.
@X0DHe got a piece of my mind, a tiny as it is....
@X0EHe has a train of thought. You have a tricycle...
@X0FHe has too many lice to feel an itch.
@X01He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
@X02He is a self-made man, and worships his creator.
@X03He is a sheep in sheep's clothing.
@X04He is no dummy. He is my programmer!
@X05He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
@X06He is not only dull within, but causes dullness without.
@X07He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
@X08He isnt dead; He's electroencephalographically challenged
@X09He nust have made a macro of my signature
@X0AHe ran for the curb, but I bagged him before he made it.
@X0BHe said "ENQ?". "NAK!", she replied.
@X0CHe says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu."
@X0DHe talks of peace if it is the only way to live.
@X0EHe wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
@X0FHe Was A Low Down, Cheap Little Punk! (YEAH PUNK!)
@X01He was so ugly, the tide wouldn't go out with him
@X02He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
@X03He who dies with the most access, wins.
@X04He who dies with the most software WINS!
@X05He who dies with the most toys is nevertheless DEAD!
@X06He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
@X07He who dies with the most toys, dies.
@X08He who dies with the most toys--is dead.
@X09He who dies with the most toys... is *still* DEAD!
@X0AHe who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
@X0BHe who hesitates is constipated.
@X0CHe who hesitates is last.
@X0DHe who hesitates too long, must change his underwear.
@X0EHe who hesitates.........miss'es out !!!
@X0FHe who laughs last doesn't get the joke.
@X01He who laughs last is probably your boss!
@X02He who laughs last is S-L-O-W.
@X03He who laughs last probably made a backup.
@X04He who laughs last usually has more ammo.
@X05He who Laughs, Lasts.
@X06He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.
@X07He who lives by the sword laughs last.
@X08He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !!
@X0AHe who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
@X0BHe who shouts the loudest has the floor.
@X0CHe who slings mud loses ground.
@X0DHe who talks too much commits a sin.
@X0EHe who throws mud loses ground
@X0FHe who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
@X01He's a few fries short of a "Happy Meal".
@X02He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
@X03He's dead Jim!
@X04He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
@X05He's dead Jim. Spock got his tricorder; I got his spleen.
@X06He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet!
@X07He's dead, Jim.
@X08He's dead, Jim... You take his phaser, I get his wallet.
@X09He's dim, Jed
@X0AHe's got a magnet! Everbody BACKUP!
@X0BHe's got a magnet!!! Backup! Backup! Backup!
@X0CHe's mostly dead jim, get Miracle Max
@X0DHe's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
@X0EHe's so far behind he thinks he's first.
@X0FHeads I win... DITTO tails
@X01Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds!
@X02Health is the slowest possible rate to die
@X03Hear both sides before judging.
@X04heard the joke about the sidewalk? it's all over town!
@X05Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
@X06Heaven don't want me, & hell's afraid I'll take over.
@X07Heck no I ain't broke, Just badly bent.
@X08Heh! I'll get you and your little dog, too!
@X09Heisenberg may have been here.
@X0AHeisenberg might have been here
@X0BHeisenberg might have been here....
@X0CHell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
@X0DHell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
@X0EHell hath no pizza
@X0FHell Hath No Pizza.
@X01Hell is kept warm with profane burners
@X02HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!
@X03Hell, if you understood everything I said, you'd be me!
@X04Hell: it's like going to the tropics, but hotter!
@X05Hello and welcome to Personality Disorder Theatre.
@X06Hello little girl, want some candy?
@X07Hello sailor
@X08Hello World !!
@X09Hello, I am part number ****************
@X0AHello, I am part number 271828182845904523536028747135266
@X0BHello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
@X0CHello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││.
@X0DHello, I'm Michelangelo. I want your HD NOW!!
@X0EHello, Microsoft? Are there any problems with DOS?
@X0FHello, Microsoft? HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!
@X01Hello, my serial number is▐║║█│║▌║▌│
@X02Hello, Phone Company? It's about my bill...
@X03Hello, sailor!
@X04Hello, this is Ed McMahon. If you are our preselected...
@X05Hello...Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold?
@X06Help A Derelict Democrat Get A New Job On Nov 12
@X07Help endangered species - adopt a KGB operative.
@X08Help me if you can I'm feelin' dooown . . . ■
@X09Help me! I'm rusting!!! Rusting!!!
@X0AHelp me! I've fallen and I can't beam you up!
@X0BHelp Me! I've Fallen, Spock, And I Can't Beam Up!
@X0CHelp stamp out and abolish redundancy!
@X0DHelp stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you!
@X0EHelp stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you.
@X0FHelp stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!
@X01Help the economy! Buy me something!
@X02Help the economy...buy something expensive
@X03Help the economy...buy something here !!
@X04Help you out? Certainly! Which way did you come in?
@X05Help! I'm trapped in an encrypted ZIP! Send ZIPCRACK!
@X06Help! I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.
@X07Help! I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe.
@X08Help! I've been Slimed!
@X09Help! I've been stuck in here for years and years...
@X0AHELP! I've crashed...AND I CAN'T BOOT UP!
@X0BHelp! I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling!
@X0CHelp! I've fallen and can't get up.
@X0DHelp! I've fallen down....and I can't reach my beer!
@X0EHelp! I've tripped and I can't come down!
@X0FHELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
@X01HELP! Protect America's children, soil, and water today.
@X02Help! The Smurfs in my HD just went on Strike
@X03Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die
@X04HELP!! PaPa Smurf In My CPU Died...
@X05HELP!!!! This computer is taking over my life!!!!
@X06Help!, The TD has fallen and it can't get up!
@X07Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
@X08Help..I Need SomeBODY!!!
@X09Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy
@X0AHere - have a jelly baby!
@X0BHere I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
@X0CHere I sit with a worm on my tongue! "Baited Breath!"
@X0DHere I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy
@X0EHere is my fist, please run towards it very fast.
@X0FHere Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
@X01Here today, dawn tommorow.
@X02Here today, dawn tomorrow.
@X03Here today, gaunt tomorrow.
@X04Here we go again
@X05Here's Looking At You, Kid
@X06Here, here, well spoken Bruce!
@X07Here, there........and everywhere......
@X08Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
@X09Hero-worship: Idol gossip.
@X0AHey ... I don't REMEMBER XXX programs in the holodecks ..
@X0BHey Expert, ..It works better if you plug it in!
@X0CHey Jim, Are we there yet?
@X0DHey Pee Wee, Button your fly!
@X0EHey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
@X0FHey Rocky, watch me pull a tribble out of my hat.
@X01Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
@X02Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
@X03Hey Wally! Come look at this.
@X04Hey you kids, .......get out of that Jello tree!
@X05Hey! Hacker! Leave those lists alone!
@X06HEY! Stop reading me!!!
@X07Hey! This is a morgue, not an amusement park!
@X08Hey! This is just like the REAL world!
@X09Hey! Who put this here!?!
@X0AHey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
@X0BHey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
@X0CHey! Your Trakball is upside down!
@X0DHey! There's a pubic hair in my Coke!!
@X0EHey!! When in Doubt Whip it Out!!!!
@X0FHey, Rev. Baker, how the {CENSORED} are you?!?
@X01Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke comi
@X02Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
@X03Hey, your buffer's open...
@X04Hi! I can't remember your name either.
@X05Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
@X06Hi, JOE. I have just 232K left!
@X07Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, its off to the institution I go!
@X08Hi. My name is Rover, I'll paint your car yellow free.
@X09HIC! HLLP I'M STUSCT IN BOOOZZZE WAREHUSE
@X0AHICK: A person who goes to a family reunion to meet girls
@X0BHick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
@X0CHigh message: 943432. Message you last read: 59.
@X0DHigher versions mean more bugs found...
@X0EHindsight is always 20:20.
@X0FHindsight is an exact science.
@X01Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide...
@X02Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
@X03His face was filled with broken commandments.
@X04History - the mistakes that we cannot avoid in the future
@X05History is a set of lies agreed upon by the Victors
@X06History is a set of lies agreed upon.
@X07History repeats itself because nobody listens
@X08History tends to exaggerate.
@X09Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?
@X0AHmmm. Impossible puzzle. Get the paradox eliminator!
@X0BHmmmm, let's see, where'd I put my memory...
@X0CHO! <repeat three times>
@X0DHo! Ha-Ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha!
@X0EHobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in shacks.
@X0FHollow chocolate has no calories
@X01Hollow chocolate has no calories.
@X02Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
@X03Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
@X04Holodeck! The next best thing to being there.....
@X05Holy Smokes!...."the church is on fire!"
@X06Home is where the computer is plugged in.
@X07Home Maker. Must be some sort of construction.
@X08Home of DoorPch, the QB3 door I/O library
@X09Home of the Pig Stye
@X0AHomework time limit exceeded. Auto logon in effect.
@X0BHomo sum; humani nihil a me alienum puto.
@X0CHonest honey, I was at the office!
@X0DHonest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
@X0EHonest Politician: One who stays bought.
@X0FHonest the dog ate my .REP packet!
@X01Honest! It's only a cold sore!
@X02Honesty is the best image.
@X03Honesty is the worst policy (is this MR policy?)
@X04Honesty is the worst policy.
@X05Honesty pays, but not enough for some.
@X06Honesty pays, but not enough to satisfy some people.
@X07Honesty: Fear of being caught.
@X08Honey in the mouth and knives in the heart.
@X09Honey, I'll be down in 10 minutes, I promise this time.
@X0AHoney, PLEASE don't pickup the püÇé╖╕╣╛┐└├╟╚╔╩
@X0BHoney,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!
@X0CHoneymoon - the morning after the knot before.
@X0DHoneymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
@X0EHoneymoon: time between "I do" and "you'd better"
@X0FHonk if you love peace and quiet.
@X01Honk if you're illiterate
@X02Honk if you're illiterate.
@X03Hope -- I always thought that was a human failing, Spock.
@X04Horn busted! Watch for finger...
@X05Horn busted! Watch for finger........
@X06Hors d'oeuvres--a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
@X07Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers...
@X08Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
@X09Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception.
@X0AHot as a pistol but cool inside
@X0BHot as Vulcan.
@X0CHotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.
@X0DHours can be centuries
@X0EHouse physician - a misnomer for a carpenter/repairman.
@X0FHousework done properly, can kill you
@X01Houston! do you read.
@X02How about a pin the missile on the Iraqi leader game?
@X03How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
@X04HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left???
@X05How can I fail when I have no purpose???
@X06How can I miss you if you won't go away.
@X07How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
@X08How come wrong numbers are never busy?
@X09How did
@X0AHow did I get round from eating square meals?
@X0BHow did this ugly woman get in my bed?
@X0CHow dieth the wise man? As the fool.
@X0DHow do humans manage to exist in these fragile cases?
@X0EHow do I get my words to RIME ?
@X0FHow do I set my Laser Printer to "Stun"?
@X01How do I set my phaser printer on stun?
@X02How do I spell "relief"? E-X-L-A-X.
@X03How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?
@X04How do you bare it, this loneliness?
@X05How do you chew the eraser off of your text editor??
@X06How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions?
@X07How do you get holy water?... Boil the hell out of it!
@X08How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer
@X09How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
@X0AHow do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
@X0BHow do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!
@X0CHow do you pronounce my name? With reverence.
@X0DHow do YOU spell computer?
@X0EHow do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
@X0FHow do you write zero in Roman numerals?
@X01How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!
@X02How long will a floating point operation float?
@X03How many acrylics died to make that sweater?
@X04How many consultants will fit onto the head of a pin?
@X05How many days till Christmas?
@X06How many people work here? About half
@X07How many times do you need to be tolled anyway?
@X08How many weeks are there in a light year?
@X09How many wings does a cow have? -Tacky the Penguin
@X0AHow much can I get away with and still go to heaven.
@X0BHow much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
@X0CHow much memory have you got? One brain, one memory.
@X0DHow much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ?
@X0EHow much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
@X0FHow the hell does this thing work?
@X01How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..
@X02How to get rich books are now filed under FICTION.
@X03How to hack a Computer: Step 1: Take axe and...
@X04How to make your own XT compatible: Run windows on a 486
@X05How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
@X06How to tune a ukulele: My DOS has fleas
@X07How will be live?
@X08How will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today
@X09How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it!
@X0AHow ya like me now?
@X0BHow you gonna do it? SLiMeR It!
@X0CHow you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
@X0DHow'd ya like to make $14 the hard way?
@X0EHow're you going to do it? Upgrade It!
@X0FHowdy Doody had 48 freckles.
@X01Howdya (bweek) turn (bweek) off(bweek) Exploding Windows?
@X02HS/Link # 01222
@X03Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.
@X04HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.
@X05Hum be doo wap bap boo da doo bop bop bop dop
@X06Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
@X07Human beings do not survive on bread alone ...
@X08Human Error - It's all ***YOUR*** fault.
@X09Humanity is a parisite
@X0AHumans are very peculiar.
@X0BHumans smile with so little provocation.
@X0CHumble pie is always hard to swallow with your pride.
@X0DHumbled again by overlooking the obvious
@X0EHumility is no substitue for a good personality!
@X0FHumpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself.
@X01Humpty Dumpty was pushed! - Oliver Stone.
@X02Hungry moms choose food.
@X03Hunting is sport; your foe just isn't aware he's playing.
@X04Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
@X05Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.
@X06I message database managers.
@X07I My Dog. I My Cat. I My Wife. I days.
@X08I WP
@X09I my dog....
@X01I 'C' said the blind man.
@X02I **TRIED** to register it!
@X03I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
@X04I admit it's offbeat, but lets not get hysterical.
@X05I always get my muckin words fuddled
@X06I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
@X07I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!!
@X08I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept
@X09I always wear real fur- The cats sleep on the laundry!
@X0AI am │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
@X0BI am a person of color: My color is White
@X0CI am a vampire. Please wash your neck.
@X0DI am an atheist still. ......Thank God!
@X0EI am both of us & so are you.
@X0FI am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
@X01I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
@X02I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
@X03I am functioning within established parameters.
@X04I am going to live forever, or die trying!
@X05I am here. Wish you were fine!
@X06I am in total control, but don't tell my husband.
@X07I am in total control, but don't tell my wife!
@X08I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
@X09I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face.
@X0AI am not a liar, er, lawyer
@X0BI am not a number, I am a free man!
@X0CI am not an animal! I am ... well, not an animal.
@X0DI am NOT and animal! NOT!
@X0EI am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
@X0FI am not arguing with you; I am telling you
@X01I am not arguing with you; I am telling you.
@X02I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
@X03I am not young enough to know everything.
@X04I am old!
@X05I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
@X06I AM standing.
@X07I am sweet and lovable at all times.
@X08I am the Passion; I am the Warfare.
@X09I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket
@X0AI am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare
@X0BI am. Therefore, I think. I think.
@X0CI apologise to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
@X0DI appreciate your not breathing while I smoke
@X0EI attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
@X0FI Avoid Cliches Like The Plague!
@X01I be nibble, you be quick, he jumped over the Joystick.
@X02I believe in a god which doesn't need heavy financing
@X03I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
@X04I bet you I could stop gambling.
@X05I blinked, therefore I ran.
@X06I bought a cordless extension cord.
@X07I bought dehydrated water... but I don't know what to add
@X08I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included.
@X09I brake for programmers, but not too hard.
@X0AI brake for Unicorns.
@X0BI Bring Great Joy:In the city of Dave is Born, A baby Boy
@X0CI C, therefore I link (and think, and drink)
@X0DI came, I saw, I charged it!
@X0EI came, I saw, I confused.
@X0FI came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!
@X01I came, I signed, THEY didn't understand.
@X02I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
@X03I can do without essentials but I must have my luxuries
@X04I can levitate birds, but nobody cares.
@X05I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
@X06I can resist anything but temptation.
@X07I can resist everything except temptation.
@X08I can resist everything/anything except temptation.
@X09I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
@X0AI can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.
@X0BI can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
@X0CI can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
@X0DI can't be broke I still have checks!
@X0EI can't be out of money! I have checks left!
@X0FI can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
@X01I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
@X02I can't be stupid, I completed third grade!
@X03I can't believe my computer's on fire.
@X04I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
@X05I can't find the 'ANY' key!
@X06I can't hear you. There's a banana republic in my ear.
@X07I can't help it if I'm lucky...
@X08I can't remember if I used to know that. <──┘
@X09I can't seem to find time to procrastinate ...
@X0AI can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
@X0BI carry a pistol 'cause my rifle won't fit the holster.
@X0CI carry the dust of a journey... - ELP
@X0DI cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
@X0EI come from a long line of progenitors.
@X0FI compacted my editor but my messages are no smaller?
@X01I compute, therefore IBM
@X02I confess! I've been peeing in the sink!
@X03I could be arguing in my spare time.
@X04I could prove God statistically.
@X05I could show you my favorite obsession.
@X06I couldn't care less about apathy.
@X07I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
@X08I Cry Your Pardon, Gunslinger.
@X09I despise WINDOWS!
@X0AI did all that with EDLIN. No, really!
@X0BI did not win...I busted him up Data
@X0CI didn't cheat, I just changed the Rules!
@X0DI didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
@X0EI didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
@X0FI didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
@X01I didn't know who or where I was, never felt better in my li
@X02I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep this morning.
@X03I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep.
@X04I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
@X05I distinctly remember forgetting that.
@X06I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments.
@X07I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
@X08I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.
@X09I do not want green eggs and ham!
@X0AI do the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly
@X0BI do this kind of stuff to him all through the picture.
@X0CI don't call 911.
@X0DI don't do Mondays!!
@X0EI don't do mornings...
@X0FI don't get ulcers, but I am a carrier.
@X01I don't have a solution but I admire the problem
@X02I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
@X03I don't have a solution but I really admire the problem.
@X04I don't have the solution, but I admire the problem.
@X05I don't kill, I maim PERMANENTLY!!!
@X06I don't know how I got here....
@X07I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
@X08I don't know what it is, but it's in great condition!
@X09I don't know, but it happened.
@X0AI don't know.
@X0BI don't like money - but it quiets my spirit.
@X0CI don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
@X0DI don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
@X0EI don't need a disclaimer. I OWN the company.
@X0FI don't need no stinking corn in my beer
@X01I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
@X02I don't think we are in DOS anymore, Toto.
@X03I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, toto!
@X04I don't trust men who smile too much.
@X05I don't wake up grouchy. I let her sleep in.
@X06I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...
@X07I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now!
@X08I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
@X09I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
@X0AI don't want the world, I just want your half.
@X0BI don't want to play coach - we're losing..
@X0CI dont nead no speling cheker!
@X0DI dont read these either...
@X0EI drink beer I don't collect cute bottles
@X0FI drink to make other people interesting.
@X01I drink, therefore I am.
@X02I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!
@X03I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two.
@X04I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?!
@X05I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my fi
@X06I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
@X07I feel like a three-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind.
@X08I feel like the morning after.. but I had no night before
@X09I feel more like I do now than I did before I started
@X0AI feel much better since I gave up hope.
@X0BI feel so inar-inar-inar tic-u-late
@X0CI finally got it all together, but forgot where I put it
@X0DI find myself beside a stream of empty thought
@X0EI float like an anchor and sting like a moth.
@X0FI forget
@X01I fought the lawn and the lawn won...
@X02I found the tests quite elementary. ■ Data
@X03I frequently have my doubts.
@X04I gave it up until Lent
@X05I gave up on my wife, and married my computer.
@X06I give advice worth the price....free!
@X07I give up, what is the meaning of life?
@X08I go to work to catch up on my sleep....
@X09I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!
@X0AI got my act together and forgot where I put it!
@X0BI gotta me a lobotomy.
@X0CI guess a cynic smells different.
@X0DI had a dislocated funny bone, <OUCH> but it's better now
@X0EI had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!
@X0FI hate it when that happens!
@X01I hate it when the Version number ends in .00
@X02I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
@X03I have .25 Clusters per Sector.
@X04I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
@X05I Have A Mind Like A Steel ... Uh ... Thingamajig ...
@X06I have a photographic memory What's your name again???
@X07I have a speech impediment... my foot.
@X08I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
@X09I have already not made that point
@X0AI have an attitude and I know how to use it.
@X0BI have an open mind: my brains keep falling out.
@X0CI have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
@X0DI have given my pain a name..!!
@X0EI have NOT lost my mind, it's backed up on tape someware.
@X0FI have one word for you, Mrs. Troi: VD. Look into it.
@X01I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
@X02I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!
@X03I have seen the future and it is now the past.
@X04I have seen the truth and it makes no sense!
@X05I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
@X06I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse!
@X07I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.
@X08I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere!
@X09I haven't lost my mind--it's backed up on floppies
@X0AI haven't lost my mind...It's backed up somewhere!
@X0BI haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewhere.
@X0CI hear radio waves in my head.
@X0DI hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
@X0EI hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. ■ Picard
@X0FI idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot.
@X01I imagine, therfore I might be·
@X02I is knot dain bramaged!
@X03I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?
@X04I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great trade....
@X05I just got my AT&T bill. Buy stock!
@X06I just got pulled over by the LAPD, and boy am I beat!
@X07I just got pulled over by the LAPD, and boy, am I beat.
@X08I just hate it when it does that !!
@X09I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
@X0AI just tested out my pitbull. Ever heard a mime scream?
@X0BI keep my .BAT files in C:\BELFRY
@X0CI keep my .BAT files in D:\BELFRY
@X0DI keep my .BAT files in D:\BELFRY.
@X0EI knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
@X0FI know a heartache when I see one.
@X01I know everything about everything, except that.
@X02I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
@X03I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing.
@X04I know silence is golden, I've invested in silver...
@X05I know the combination to your locked baud rate..
@X06I know this world needs help.
@X07I laugh at "paid programs"
@X08I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
@X09I let my mind wander once...it never came back.
@X0AI like a person who operates at a 90° angle to reality.
@X0BI like candy, especially the gooey kind with nougat!
@X0CI like children, if they are properly cooked!
@X0DI like my steak MIDIum rare...
@X0EI like my steak so rare a good Vet. could save it.
@X0FI like overkill.
@X01I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
@X02I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
@X03I like to think of myself as a divide overflow.
@X04I like two kinds of women: domestic and foreign.
@X05I like women with big... HEARTS! YEAH! THAT's it!
@X06I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
@X07I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
@X08I like Ω-made ╥.
@X09I liked that one
@X0AI listen to Paul and Al in the morning....
@X0BI live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
@X0CI live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
@X0DI look better on a woman!
@X0EI lost a button hole today.
@X0FI lost my knickers at Niagara.
@X01I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my...
@X02I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss her
@X03I love New York! * * * No Radio
@X04I love you Sooo Much, ...When Your Far Far Away
@X05I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch.
@X06I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
@X07I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.
@X08I M uh tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.
@X09I Made A Mental Note, But Forgot Where I Put It ...
@X0AI made it foolproof. They are making better fools!
@X0BI may be fat--but you're ugly, and I can diet
@X0CI may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up
@X0DI may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you
@X0EI may be SynThetic, But, ...I'm not sutpid.
@X0FI may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
@X01I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt!
@X02I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
@X03I may have settled in shipping.
@X04I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong!
@X05I may not be perfect, but I am all I got!
@X06I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
@X07I may not be smart, but I'm dumb...
@X08I met the girl of my dreams and didn't have the bar fine
@X09I met your parents yesterday: they're pretty nice GUYS!
@X0AI miss Auntie Em so much!.....ToTo
@X0BI missed my Mom . . . then I reloaded . . .
@X0CI multitask... I read in the bathroom!
@X0DI multitask...I read on the toilet.
@X0EI must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
@X0FI mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
@X01I need a drink...where's the SPACE BAR?
@X02I Need back issues of RolePlayer. R/O ->INNPARK
@X03I need everything; do you have it??
@X04I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.
@X05I never liked you, and I always will
@X06I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
@X07I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
@X08I never metaphysics I didn't like
@X09I never rise above the noise and confusion...
@X0AI never wake up grouchy. I always let her sleep.
@X0BI no wanna work...I wanna bang on keyboard...
@X0CI only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
@X0DI only use YALE graphics.
@X0EI only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!
@X0FI owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.
@X01I own Seagates, want to make something of it?
@X02I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!!!
@X03I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!
@X04I parked my Hard Disk...now I can't find it.
@X05I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
@X06I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died
@X07I played poker with tarot cards: got a flush and five people
@X08I post.......... I am
@X09I practic Ancient Art of .357 Magnum
@X0AI practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
@X0BI practice moderation to excess.
@X0CI prefer a bottle in front of me
@X0DI prefer fiction to reality; fiction has to make sense!
@X0EI Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
@X0FI prithee, take thy fingers from my throat...
@X01I program, therefore I exist.
@X02I PROMISE - I won't upload in your mouth!
@X03I promise results, not promises.
@X04I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
@X05I read it on RIME, so it must be true.
@X06I read it on the Continuum
@X07I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person
@X08I remember me... I think.
@X09I run a clean place. ■ Guinan
@X0AI said, "Copy the disk!" not "Xerox it!"
@X0BI saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
@X0CI saw what you did and I know who you are.
@X0DI saw what YOU did!!!!
@X0EI saw, I came, I cleaned it up.
@X0FI see another red eyed morning coming.
@X01I See Your Face Printed On My Money
@X02I shan't elaborate.
@X03I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...
@X04I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child.
@X05I slept with Joe Isuzu <- she's lying
@X06I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology.
@X07I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
@X08I snatch kisses. (and vice versa)
@X09I speak of rights! A machine has none! A man must.
@X0AI spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
@X0BI stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what?
@X0CI still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
@X0DI still miss my exwife, but my aim is getting better...
@X0EI store my nuts in my cheeks for the winter.
@X0FI support drug tests. Test the politicians.
@X01I SUPPORT FREE Speech! Only, IF you agree with me.
@X02I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
@X03I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
@X04I t#ld yo#, "Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!"
@X05I thimk I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd....
@X06I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
@X07I think I strained a muscle I didn't know I had!
@X08I think I think, therefore I might be.
@X09I think I think, therefore I think I am... I think?
@X0AI think I'll end it all, Sue sighed.
@X0BI think I'm having an indentical crisis.
@X0CI think I've got a headache.....
@X0DI think that I'm the friendliest guy in my zipcode.
@X0EI think the phrase rhymes with Clucking Bell
@X0FI think we're supposed to READ the messages... :) heh heh
@X01I think, therefore I am, I think
@X02I think, therefore I am. I think.
@X03I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
@X04I think, therefore I am... I think.
@X05I think, therefore I scan.
@X06I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS.
@X07I think................I am paid.
@X08I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong...
@X09I thought I was mistaken but I was mistaken.
@X0AI thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
@X0BI thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
@X0CI thought you were dead...
@X0DI told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
@X0EI took a Targa once and saw 16 million colors!
@X0FI tried making OJ from concentrate, but I got a headache.
@X01I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
@X02I tried switching to gum but couldn't keep it lit.
@X03I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
@X04I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit.
@X05I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
@X06I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! R:BASE!
@X07I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
@X08I tryed to draw a picture of my shadow but it kept moving
@X09I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did! I did!
@X0AI understand your concerns. Request denied. ■ Data
@X0BI use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my...
@X0CI use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
@X0DI used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it.
@X0EI used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused.
@X0FI used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
@X01I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
@X02I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
@X03I used to be schizophrenic, but we're alright now.
@X04I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
@X05I used to have a life, then I got an HST !
@X06I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
@X07I used to have a life... Now I have a computer!
@X08I used to have a life; now I have RelayNet.
@X09I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
@X0AI used to spell badlie, but now I got worser.
@X0BI used to use QEdit! but now it's SLME for me!
@X0CI wake near the end of the day.
@X0DI wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
@X0EI want .50 cal machine guns as a factory option.
@X0FI want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
@X01I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
@X02I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby
@X03I want to live forever. . .so far, so good.
@X04I want to live with a synonym girl...
@X05I want........a shrubbery!
@X06I warn you not to underestimate my powers.
@X07I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
@X08I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
@X09I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark......
@X0AI was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
@X0BI was once too clever by half; only about 10% any more...
@X0CI was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
@X0DI was the kid next door's imaginary friend
@X0EI was walking in someone else's sleep last night.
@X0FI washed my edible underwear and now they're gone.
@X01I wasn't there; I didn't do it; you can't prove it.
@X02I wave my private parts at your auntie
@X03I went on a 30-day diet - and lost 30 days!
@X04I will choose Freewill - Rush
@X05I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.
@X06I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
@X07I will instruct you on Enterprise etiquette. ■ Worf
@X08I will not panic I will not panic I will not Panic
@X09I will not Xerox my butt -- Bart Simpson
@X0AI WILL procrastinate, if I can just get started!
@X0BI will stand in the trash, with my hopes and dreams.
@X0CI wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
@X0DI wish humans would leave me alone! Arc, Arc
@X0EI wish I could step on this program's bug.
@X0FI wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then. - Seger
@X01I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing.<sigh>
@X02I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
@X03I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
@X04I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
@X05I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
@X06I wish there was something interesting to read down here
@X07I wish you humans would leave me alone.
@X08I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
@X09I wonder how humanity managed to survive?
@X0AI Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
@X0BI wonder why you park in a driveway and drive on parkway.
@X0CI wonder, does Barbera Bush spit or swallow?
@X0DI would have suffered a lot more if understood.
@X0EI would if I could, but I can't, so I won't.
@X0FI would jog, but the ice would fall out of my glass.
@X01I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara
@X02I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
@X03I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS)
@X04I wouldn't Perstor my mother-in-law!
@X05I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole!
@X06I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
@X07I [] My Cat.
@X08I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
@X09I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
@X0AI [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My baby seal.
@X0BI [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
@X0CI [] My TomCat!.
@X0DI [] QEdit!
@X0EI [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
@X0FI [] Ventura Publisher!
@X01I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
@X02I [] My Cat. Have you done yours??
@X03I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD] -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticker
@X04I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly.
@X05I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
@X06I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
@X07I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!!!!
@X08I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
@X09I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous..
@X0AI'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on the last one.
@X0BI'd like to get some sleep before I travel
@X0CI'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money.
@X0DI'd like to, but last time I went I never came back..
@X0EI'd love to, but I have to fulfill my potential.
@X0FI'd love to, but I have to rotate my crops.
@X01I'd love to, but I have to stay home and see if I snore
@X02I'd love to, but I prefer to remain an enigma.
@X03I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Luke.
@X04I'd love to, but I'm trying to be less popular.
@X05I'd love to, but I've dedicated my life to linguini.
@X06I'd love to, but my crayons all melted together.
@X07I'd love to, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
@X08I'd love to, but my patent is pending.
@X09I'd love to, but none of my socks match.
@X0AI'd love to, but there's a disturbance in the Force.
@X0BI'd love to, but you know how we psychos are.
@X0EI'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes
@X0AI'd rather be bicycling.
@X0BI'd Rather Be Computing Than COMMUTING!
@X0CI'd rather be lucky than good anyday!...
@X0DI'd rather be rich than good-looking!
@X0EI'd rather be rich!
@X0FI'd rather have a 3.5" hard one than a 5.25" floppy one
@X01I'd rather wear out than rust out.
@X02I'd tell you more more, but you might blush.
@X03I'd enjoy the ride, If I knew what it was?
@X04I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
@X05I'll be all right when the swelling goes down
@X06I'll be back.
@X07I'll be back... maybe!
@X08I'll be there in 20 minutes or 2 minutes on my AT!
@X09I'll byte your bits if you'll nibble my words
@X0AI'll byte your bits if you'll nybble my words
@X0BI'll deal with today tommorrow.
@X0CI'll do anything to lose EXCEPT diet or exercise!
@X0DI'll do it when I remember what it was!
@X0EI'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
@X0FI'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
@X01I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
@X02I'll get you yet, you kwazy wabbit !
@X03I'll have this one, one more and another
@X04I'll have what the guy in the casket had.
@X05I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.
@X06I'll make you famous.
@X07I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind!
@X08I'll never forget Ummm, ....What's-Her-Name?
@X0AI'll never forget what's-his-name.
@X0BI'll quit procrastinating when I get around to it.
@X0CI'll show you MY fax number if you show me YOURS...
@X0DI'll try anything once too often.
@X0EI'll try anything once too often
@X0FI'm a analog man in a digital world
@X01I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
@X02I'm a Bum...a BEACH Bum!
@X03I'm a fragment of your imagination
@X04I'm a Freud I can't do that.
@X05I'm a good organizer: one who is very careful to plan ahe
@X06I'm a great lover.......I bet
@X07I'm a hero with coward's legs.
@X08I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
@X09I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
@X0AI'm a perfectionist with other people's work.
@X0BI'm a soldier, not a diplomat.I can only tell the truth.
@X0CI'm against lipstick ... as often as possible.
@X0DI'm amazed, that it works at all.
@X0EI'm an incorrigible punster, so don't corrige me!
@X0FI'm an influential person, gravitationally speaking.
@X01I'm ANN LANDERS!! I CAN shoplift!!
@X02I'm apathetic and I don't care.
@X03I'm as bored as a pacifist's pistol.
@X04I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
@X05I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
@X06I'm back!!!!!!!
@X07I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
@X08I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
@X09I'm easy to please, as long as I get my way.
@X0AI'm excited about QFRONT! Ask Ed G about it!
@X0BI'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
@X0CI'm Fat. Your Ugly. I can Diet !!
@X0DI'm fixin a hole where the rain gets out.
@X0EI'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
@X0FI'm from the IRS, and I'm here to help you.
@X01I'm going to dread one day at a time.
@X02I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
@X03I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere
@X04I'm having an old friend for dinner.-- H. Lecter
@X05I'm having an out of money experience....
@X06I'm having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
@X07I'm immortal. I'm bored. Let's party.
@X08I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Dont Walk
@X09I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
@X0AI'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere?
@X0BI'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
@X0CI'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
@X0DI'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
@X0EI'm innocent and haven't been read my rights!
@X0FI'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
@X01I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds...
@X02I'm just looking at your nametag, honest!
@X03I'm just visiting. My REAL planet is sane.
@X04I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
@X05I'm leaving my body to science fiction...
@X06I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
@X07I'm looking for lust in all the wrong places
@X08I'm lost! Can you help?....
@X09I'm making a career of evil.
@X0AI'm married to a Computer Widow!
@X0BI'm mooning you now, you just can't see me.
@X0CI'm more humble than you are!
@X0DI'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes.
@X0EI'm multitasking, not multiuser. Tell my boss
@X0FI'm neither for, nor against apathy
@X01I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
@X02I'm new and whats all this then?
@X03I'm NOT 36..I am 18 with 18 years experience!
@X04I'm NOT 40... I am 18 with 22 years experience!
@X05I'm not a crook; I'm "ethically challenged."
@X06I'm not a stranger, only a friend you haven't met.
@X07I'm not a supreme being. ■ Picard
@X08I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
@X09I'm not arguing with you; I'm telling you..
@X0AI'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
@X0BI'm not as dumb as you look.
@X0CI'm not as think as you drunk I am!
@X0DI'm not as think as you stoned I am.
@X0EI'm not as thunk as you drink I am.
@X0FI'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit
@X01I'm not broke, I'm just badly bent.
@X02I'm not crazy, I just don't give a s#1t
@X03I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
@X04I'm not dishonest, just morally different!
@X05I'm not even going to ignore that.
@X06I'm not fat just horizontially disproportionate.
@X07I'm not getting fatter ! Just thickening with age
@X08I'm NOT laughing at you....... I'm laughing NEAR you!
@X09I'm not loafing. I work so fast I'm always finished
@X0AI'm not lost - I'm just locationally
@X0BI'm not lost, but I don't know where I am.
@X0CI'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged."
@X0DI'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
@X0EI'm Not Old! I'm Chronologically Disadvantaged.
@X0FI'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted.
@X01I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
@X02I'm not paranoid,it's just that everyone's out to get me!
@X03I'm not perfect just D$#n close!!!
@X04I'm not real smart, but I can lift heavy things.
@X05I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged".
@X06I'm not schizophrenic - It's this guy sitting beside me!
@X07I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes I am! No I'm Not!Who are You?
@X08I'm Not Schizophrenic, And Neither Am I.
@X09I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted"
@X0AI'm not schizophrenic,I'm multi-faceted!
@X0BI'm not short - I'm altitudinally challenged!
@X0CI'm not tense, just terribly *A*L*E*R*T*
@X0DI'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T
@X0EI'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T!!
@X0FI'm Not Very Smart But I Can Lift Really Heavy Things!
@X01I'm not young enough to know everything...
@X02I'm not..no I am..no, I'm NOT indecisive. Am I?
@X03I'm now running a "re-engineered" 20 MHz SX!
@X04I'm on the Bleeding Edge of Technology!
@X05I'm on the crest of a slump.
@X06I'm only telling you this for your own good...
@X07I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
@X08I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
@X09I'm perfectly sane. Aliens told me so.
@X0AI'm pink therefore I'm spam.
@X0BI'm pink, therefore I'm spam
@X0CI'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
@X0DI'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!
@X0EI'm right 90% of the time--why quibble over the other 3%?
@X0FI'm schizophrenic and so am I.
@X01I'm schizophrenic, What are you?
@X02I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.
@X03I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
@X04I'm SO confused!!!
@X05I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention.
@X06I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
@X07I'm sorry - my karma just ran over your dogma
@X08I'm sorry my karma ran over your dogma!
@X09I'm sorry, you are not cleared for that information.
@X0AI'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.
@X0BI'm still searching for myself.
@X0CI'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.
@X0DI'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour
@X0EI'm the one your mother warned you about...
@X0FI'm the person your mother warned you about.
@X01I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
@X02I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent
@X03I'm too simple to have a complex ... So I have a simplex.
@X04I'm trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately?
@X05I'm turning you in to the SPCA!
@X06I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
@X07I'm usually awake near the end of the day
@X08I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
@X09I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! Weeble
@X0AI've already told you more than I know.
@X0BI've always wanted to make love to an alien.
@X0CI've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
@X0DI've dialed and I can't hang up!
@X0EI'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP !!
@X0FI've fallen out and I can't get in!
@X01I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
@X02I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
@X03I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called?
@X04I've got a tall pointy hat!
@X05I've got morals. I just don't know where they are.
@X06I've Got my Coffee, what else do I need....
@X07I've got Parkinson's disease. And he's got mine.
@X08I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
@X09I've had a hard drive, think I'll crash.
@X0AI've had BETA days ... and nights!
@X0BI've had BETA days ... and nights!!!
@X0CI've had fun before. This isn't it.
@X0DI've never seen a good war or a bad piece!
@X0EI've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!
@X0FI've seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence...
@X01I've seen the future.. and I can't afford it.
@X02I've Told You A Million Times, Don't Exaggerate!
@X03I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray!
@X04I've upped my standards, so now....UP YOURS!!!
@X05I've upped my standards, SO UP YOURS!
@X06I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer
@X07IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!!
@X08IBM = Ice Box Machines
@X09IBM computers: Inferior But Marketable
@X0AIBM is 99.8% compatible...With Compaq 386 Pro
@X0BIBM PS/1 - The EDLIN of Computers!
@X0CIBM PS/1 ? - A Prodigy Workstation !
@X0DIBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
@X0EIBM, UBM, we all BM - pass the paper.
@X0FIBM: It's Broken, Man
@X01IBM: Computers for those too tense to relax!
@X02IBM: I've Been Misled
@X03IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
@X04IBM: Inveigled By Microsoft.
@X05IBM: It may be slow, but at least it's expensive.
@X06IBM: U can buy better, but U can't pay more
@X07IBM: When you care enough to spend the very most.
@X08IBM: you can buy better, but you can't pay more
@X09IBM? [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals.
@X0AIf 1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch
@X0BIf "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
@X0Cif ( !broke ) don't_fix();
@X0Dif ( original_ver == OK ) don't_upgrade();
@X0EIf (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived;
@X0Fif (horny(you_are)==YES) honk();
@X01if (output == CRAP) eat_words();
@X02IF (User-Docs) = 1 THEN;(CALL(TechSupport))
@X03If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch
@X04if a = b and b = c, then we've got a messed up alphabet
@X05If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
@X06If a program is useful, it must be changed.
@X07If a tree fell on a florist, would he/she make a sound?
@X08If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
@X09If all the ladies bend over, I would be very happy.
@X0AIf all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
@X0BIf an experiment works, something has gone wrong
@X0CIf anyone has an idea why do I this, keep it to yourself
@X0DIf at 1st you don't succeed, call it v1.0.
@X0EIf at first we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
@X0FIf at first you don't succeed, *.* & forget it
@X01If at first you don't succeed, call it V1.0
@X02If at first you don't succeed, call it v1.0!
@X03If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
@X04If at first you don't succeed, cry a lot.
@X05If at first you don't succeed, cry.
@X06If at first you don't succeed, DEL *.* and forget it.
@X07If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
@X08If at first you don't succeed, don't sky dive!
@X09If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
@X0AIf at first you don't succeed, forget it.
@X0BIf at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving.
@X0CIf at first you don't succeed, give up.
@X0DIf at first you don't succeed, hide your astonishment.
@X0EIf at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
@X0FIf at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once.
@X01If at first you don't succeed, redefine success!
@X02If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
@X03If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
@X04If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
@X05If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
@X06If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you
@X07If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset
@X08If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
@X09If at first you don't succeed, you're about average
@X0AIf at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong.
@X0BIf at first you don't succeed, you've failed failed again
@X0CIf at first you don't succeed- Don't try skydiving
@X0DIf at first you don't succeed; Blame everyone else
@X0EIf at first you doubt, doubt again, and again ...
@X0FIf at first you doubt, doubt again.
@X01IF BIRD(HAND)=1 THEN SET BIRD(BUSH)=3
@X02If brains were C-4, you couldn't blow your nose!
@X03If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose!
@X04If children live with tolerance, they learn to be patient
@X05If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels...
@X06IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
@X07If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella.
@X08If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
@X09If dog_age >= OLD then num_tricks = max_tricks
@X0AIf E=MC^2, why's there always room for Jello?
@X0BIf Einstein Had Been Black It would be E=MC Hammer.
@X0CIf Ensign Ro Were Assimilated, She'd Be A Bajoran Borg
@X0DIf ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
@X0EIf everyone is on the bandwagon, who's gonna pull?
@X0FIf evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
@X01If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
@X02If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
@X03IF gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO dBASE; ENDI
@X04If he knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot.
@X05If horses had wishes we'd all make,..Combustibles
@X06If I buy the steel wool, would you knit me a Porsche?
@X07If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.
@X08If I can light this thing I'll send smoke signals.
@X09If I can't fix it, it's probably dead.
@X0AIf I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot.
@X0BIf I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything.
@X0CIf I can, can you?
@X0DIf I could put time in a bottle....
@X0EIf I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
@X0FIf I could type, I'd be a great groprammer !
@X01If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.
@X02If I had a nickel for every bug...
@X03If I had a twit filter, how could I read messages from me
@X04If I had anything witty to say, I wouldn't put it here.
@X05If I had finished this sentence,
@X06IF I hit the red key is the world over?
@X07If I knew how to spell, I could use a dictionary.
@X08If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here???
@X09If I only had a 486 . . .
@X0AIf I only had one more teragigadactylbyte...
@X0BIf I save the whales, where do I keep them?
@X0CIf I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet
@X0DIf I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
@X0EIf I wanted to be stoned, I'd drink wet cement!
@X0FIf I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer
@X01If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you
@X02If I were a rich man, la la la-la la-la...
@X03If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
@X04If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
@X05If I were truly original, I'd think of something cute.
@X06If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?
@X07If I were you, who'd be me?
@X08If I where two faced, would I wear this one?
@X09If I'm not on the track, I'm thinking about the next race
@X0AIf idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
@X0BIf ignorance isn't bliss, I don't know what is.
@X0CIf in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream & shout
@X0DIf in doubt, make it sound convincing.
@X0EIf it ain't borken, don't fix it.
@X0FIf it ain't broke . . . fix it 'til it is! ■
@X01If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
@X02If It doesn't matter, and what if it did?
@X03If it doesn't work, it's physics.
@X04If it feels good do it, and if it does good feel it.
@X05If it glows don't touch it!
@X06If it has feelings, its not cooked enough!
@X07If it has syntax, it's not user freindly!
@X08If it has tits or tires you're gonna have trouble with it
@X09If it has tits or tyres, there will be problems.
@X0AIf it isn't broken, don't fix it.
@X0BIf it isn't broken, I can fix it.
@X0CIf it isn't original, it isn't sin.
@X0DIf it isn't true, at least it is a happy invention.
@X0EIf it itches - Stroke it!.....It might Work.
@X0FIf it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
@X01If it screams it's not food......yet. <<Evil Grin>>
@X02If it screams, it's not food yet....
@X03If it stinks, it's chemistry.
@X04If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.
@X05If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
@X06If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL, OBOL!
@X07If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
@X08If it works tinker till it doesn't
@X09if it works! Don't fix it!
@X0AIf it works, break it!
@X0BIf it works, don't fix it!
@X0CIf it works, don't fix it. If it doesn't work KICK it !!!
@X0DIf it works, something went wrong.
@X0EIf it works, tear it apart and find out why!
@X0FIf it works, you must have done something wrong.
@X01If it's 04/14/90, we must be in Sandy Eggo.
@X02If it's fixed, don't break it!
@X03If it's green and it wiggles, it's biology.
@X04If it's ineffable, someone will F* with it
@X05If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy.
@X06If it's not going to plan, maybe there never was a plan.
@X07If it's not on fire, it's a software problem.
@X08If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
@X09If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
@X0AIf it's stupid and works, then it ain't stupid
@X0BIf it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em??
@X0CIf it's useless, it will have to be documented.
@X0DIf it's working PLEASE ...Don't make Love to it!!!
@X0EIf its stupid and it works - its not stupid
@X0FIf life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
@X01If life is but a Dream please wake me up..
@X02If Life's a trip, where the hell is MY ticket?
@X03If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
@X04If love is blind, how does love at first sight work?
@X05If Love is Blind, Lingerie makes Great Braille!
@X06If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
@X07If love is the dream, marriage must be the alarm clock.
@X08If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
@X09If money doesn't grow on tree's, why do banks have branches?
@X0AIf Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
@X0BIf my girlfriend caught me on this board...
@X0CIf nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
@X0DIF numcooks > .maxcooks THEN;SET V broth = 'spoiled';END
@X0EIf one cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
@X0FIf only I still had my Commodore 64... If only...
@X01If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
@X02If only... if only.
@X03IF original_works THEN don't_upgrade ENDIF
@X04If OS/2 was hooked up to nuclear missiles, what happens?
@X05If people listened to themselves, they would shut up.
@X06If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
@X07If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns
@X08If Q were castrated would he be O?
@X09If Q were castrated would he become ... O ???
@X0AIf rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit
@X0BIf screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!
@X0CIf she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
@X0DIf Socrates was so smart, then why is he dead?
@X0EIf speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
@X0FIf that's the way you want to be about it ...
@X01If the door is Baroque, jiggle the Handel!
@X02If the enemy is in range, so are you.
@X03If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
@X04If the meek inherit the Earth, what will single guys get
@X05If the Message Won't End, Continue It.
@X06If The Shoe Fits - The Sock Fits !
@X07If the truth offends -- too bad.
@X08If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
@X09If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
@X0AIf there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law
@X0BIf there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
@X0CIf they don't, the lights stay off in Baghdad - SD Cheney
@X0DIf this is a battle, then you have already lost.
@X0EIf this is a consular ship... where is the Fung?"
@X0FIf this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
@X01If this is heaven, why am I bored out of my skull?
@X02If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
@X03If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth!
@X04If this is Thursday, we must be in Fortran!
@X05If this is time sharing, give me my share right now.
@X06If this is tourist season, why can't I shoot any?
@X07If this message goes into the void, call me!
@X08If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled.
@X09If this wern't soo much fun, it'd be work!
@X0AIf three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
@X0BIf today was a fish, I'd throw it back in!
@X0CIf truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!
@X0DIf turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
@X0EIf two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
@X0Fif u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
@X01if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!
@X02If U cn rd ths, U cnt spl wrth sht
@X03If variety = Spice/Life. Make mine milk.
@X04If Version 1.0 works someone goofed...
@X05If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
@X06If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
@X07If we could pool our Group Dynamics...
@X08If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
@X09If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy!
@X0AIF WINNING IS NOT IMPORTANT, WHY KEEP SCORE?
@X0BIf wishes were fishes we'd all be in stitches.
@X0CIf wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
@X0DIf wishes were horses, dogfood would be a lot cheaper.
@X0EIf worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off.
@X0FIf ya can't beat 'em.......RUN!
@X01If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
@X02If Ya Snooze Ya Looze...
@X03If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
@X04If you ain't got it then you ain't communicatin'.
@X05If you are willing to die, you can do anything!
@X06If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
@X07If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
@X08If you can read this, my cloaking device is defective.
@X09If you can read this, you are too close.
@X0AIf you can read this: GO TO THE NEXT MESSAGE!!!
@X0BIf you can't be good, be careful.
@X0CIf you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
@X0DIf you can't be right, at least be careful
@X0EIf you can't beat'um, KILL EM ALL!
@X0FIf you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
@X01If you can't debug it, deplug it.
@X02If you can't fix it, count it as a feature!
@X03If you can't fix it, sell it as a feature.
@X04If you can't live without me, why aren't you DEAD yet?!?
@X05If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
@X06If you can't make it good, make it big.
@X07If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
@X08If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." B. Gates
@X09If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it.
@X0AIf you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
@X0BIf you can't tell a fib, make it a BIG lie.
@X0CIf you can't win'em over, run'em over....
@X0DIf you cannot convince them, confuse them.
@X0EIf you cant beat um, KILL EM ALL!
@X0FIf You Care Enough to Steal the very Best, Snipit
@X01If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
@X02If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
@X03If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost.
@X04If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
@X05If you don't fall down, you're not trying!
@X06If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
@X07If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your
@X08If you don't think women are explosive, just drop one!
@X09If you don't vote for me I'll kill you all.
@X0AIf you find it, it is always in the last place you look.
@X0BIf you first don't succeed, stack it and stack it again.
@X0CIf you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
@X0DIf you have nothing to say, please only say it once!
@X0EIf you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.
@X0FIf you hear an Onion ring Please.... answer it!
@X01If you hit every time, the target's too near.
@X02If you hold a hard drive to your ear, you can hear the C:
@X03If you hurl, and blow chunks; she runs. It was never ment
@X04If you knew it, when did you know you knew?
@X05If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
@X06If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
@X07If you meet Ken Thompson on the road, kill him.
@X08If you mess with something long enough it'll break.
@X09If you prick me, do I not get turned on?
@X0AIf you push something hard enough, it will fall over
@X0BIf you REALLY must stay, please leave
@X0CIf you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
@X0DIf You Say Nothing, No One Will Repeat It
@X0EIf You See An Onion Ring - Answer It!
@X0FIf you see an onion ring, ANSWER IT!
@X01If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
@X02If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.
@X03If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
@X04If you think it's stolen, it came from Lynk!
@X05If you throw mud, you will have dirty hands.
@X06If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh?
@X07If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
@X08If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
@X09If you wanna do it right, then why do it?
@X0AIf you want him to show emotion, hide his PC.
@X0BIf you want it done right do it yourself!
@X0CIf you want it done right, let do it.
@X0DIf you want my advice, pay me!
@X0Eif you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
@X0FIf you want to hide your face, walk naked.
@X01If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.
@X02If you want your name spelt wrong, die.
@X03If you would keep a man a slave; educate him not
@X04If you're a typical student, consider the fact there is
@X05If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
@X06If you're gonna be a turd, go lay in the yard.
@X07If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey!
@X08If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
@X09If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same!
@X0AIf you're not there, don't ANSWER!
@X0BIf you're not wasted, then the day is.
@X0CIf you're thinking what I am...well then we're psychic!
@X0DIf you're too old to learn, you were born so.
@X0EIf you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all!
@X0FIf your attack is going well, then it's an ambush..
@X01If your behind is in front, you turned around!
@X02If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
@X03If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
@X04If youth only had a chance or old age any brains.
@X05If's it's "Tourist Season" Why can't we shoot them?
@X06IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD();
@X07if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()
@X08if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay);
@X09IfYouCanReadThisYourSpecksAreBetterThanMine
@X0AIgnorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care
@X0BIgnorance = Fear
@X0CIgnorance is not always Bliss!
@X0DIgnorance is temporary, Stupid is forever...
@X0EIgnorance leads to Indulgence.
@X0FIgnorance=Bliss? Why aren't more people happy??
@X01Ignore me... I'm just here for my looks!
@X02Ignore the man behind the screen.
@X03Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!
@X04ILink, ULink, we all Link for ILink!
@X05illegitimati non carborendum
@X06Illigitimus Non Carborundum.
@X07Illiterate? Write for free help.
@X08Illiterate? Write for information!
@X09ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
@X0AIlliterate? Write for FREE help!
@X0BIlliterate?... Write for free help.
@X0CIllustrate your Sermons! Wear "far side" ties.
@X0DImagery is All In The Mind.
@X0EImages and reflections to brighten my day.
@X0FImagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
@X01IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
@X02Immanuel Kant ..... but Kubla Khan
@X03Immoral Majority Charter Member.
@X04Immorality: the morality of those having a better time
@X05Immortality consists largely of boredom.
@X06Impropriety is the soul of wit.
@X07Improve mail delivery... mail the posties their pay!!
@X08Improve man, you gain a thousandfold.
@X09Improve your memory, forget about work
@X0AImproved - didn't work the second time.
@X0BIn a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
@X0CIn a fight between you and the world, back the world.
@X0DIn an nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal
@X0EIn any case = In any box ???
@X0FIn Borland you are never bored!
@X01In case of dire emergency read manual.
@X02In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
@X03In case of fire, yell "FIRE!"
@X04In case of rapture, please grab the wheel.
@X05In every revolution, there's one man with a vision.
@X06In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
@X07In front of every silver lining there's a cloud.
@X08In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
@X09In God we trust; all others we voice verify!
@X0AIn our century, we've learned not to fear words.
@X0BIn politics stupidity is not a handicap.
@X0CIn search for the perfect comm program...
@X0DIn search of real placebos...
@X0EIn the computer room no one can hear you SCREAM!
@X0FIn the computer world, every little bit helps.
@X01In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
@X02In the distant past Vulcans killed to win their mates.
@X03In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton
