Hillary Rodham was waiting for her husband-to-be to show up a couple
  of days before the wedding.  He had to make a 200 mile trip from his
  hometown to where the wedding would be held, and normally the trip
  wouldn't take more than 3 or 4 hours, but after a whole day, Bill
  hadn't shown up yet.

  In fact, he didn't show up the next day, either.  Hillary called his
  home, and nobody answered, so she assumed he had left.

  Then came the wedding day, and still no Bill.  But she didn't give up,
  and told everyone to count on him being there and continue with the
  arrangements.

  The organ started up, the guests were seated, and still no Bill.
  Hillary was getting a little upset that she might have been taken in
  by this guy...

  BUT finally his car pulled up, and Bill came running... he was dirty
  from head to toe, and smelled horrible.  "Where in the world have you
  been for the last three days??" Hillary demanded.

  Bill replied, "On the way up here, there were these signs that said
  'clean bathrooms, next 20 miles' and ah've been cleaning bathrooms
  for the last three days."