Polyester Bye, Version 2.0 created by Deathstroke for Polyester.
Do bad and remember, do good and forget.
Who got it, did get it; and who left it, did regret it.
Always and Never are two words to always remember never to use
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the government
The secret of true greatness is simplicity.
Don't confuse me with facts, I prefer to remain ignorant.
Sometimes providences, like Hebrew letters, must be read backward.
Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Character is what a person is in the dark.
Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
If I wanted your opinion I'd give it to you.
Reputation is made in a moment: character is built in a lifetime.
Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed.
The difference between Art and Pornography is the Lighting.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance.
Your actions speak so loud that I can't hear what you're saying.
It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless!
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Hard work has future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
"LSD melts your mind, not in your hand"
Nothing seems impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
There's no future in time travel.
Our coffee is so good we even drink it ourselves, on occasion.
Dieting is wishful shrinking.
When God closes a door He opens a window.
If God is your co-pilot, switch seats with Him!
The Hero died. But that is not the end of the story.
"God is dead." -- Nietzsche., "Nietzsche is dead." --God.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
Why are wise men and wise guys the exact opposites?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Well done is better than well said. (Benjamin Franklin)
Sometimes it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
You can't have everything...where would you put it?
A goal properly set is halfway reached.
Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it.
Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation.
Remember that failure is an event - not a person.
When you aim for perfection you discover it is a moving target.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
If you have the desire, you are halfway there. (E. Crique)
Love sees no colour.
Love is recyclable.
A man is only as big as the things that piss him off.
Suffering well borne is better than suffering removed.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Every man dies; not every man really lives.(Braveheart)
To do two things at once is to do neither.
To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human.
One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
The more I know the more I know I don't know.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
He who slings mud looses ground.
Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE!
Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and ...
Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites)
Life is what happens while you're making other plans.
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it.
A statesman shears the sheep. A politician skins them.
Bacteria: the only culture some people have.
Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.
To do is to be -- Marx. Do be do be do -- Sinatra.
A critic knows the way, but can't drive the vehicle.
The young know the rules. The old know the exceptions.
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything
Smith & Wesson: The origional point-and-click interface.
Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I know Karate! ...and several other japanese words.
A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper.
I've to say NO to the good so I can say YES to the best.