Hey, @USER@ ... 
I went through all my users yesterday, and you must be the lamest of them 
all. I almost deleted you when I saw how much you've leeched, but I 
decided to give you a fair chance. Upload something good, and I mean good!, 
and I won't delete you... Don't be so fucking lame, and stop that leeching
of yours!

Your Almigthy Sysop!