; Enter below all your taglines

; You can put following macros to taglines :

;       @N@     : Whole name in To field
;       @FN@    : First name in To field
;       @LN@    : Last name in To field

;       @RSUBJ@ : Message subject
;       @AREA@  : Message area

;       @D@     : Current Date, as in 16 May 96
;       @DD@    : Current Day, as in 16
;       @DM@    : Current Month, as in May
;       @DY@    : Current Year, as in 96
;       @T@     : Current Time, as in 19:52:00

;       @VER@   : Version number of SkyReader
;       @OS@    : SkyReader's OS version ID (DOS, 386, 2 or Win32)
;       @LONGOS@: SkyReader's OS version name (DOS, 386, OS/2 or Win32)
;       @FORMAT@: Packet format (BW, QWK, OMEN, Hippo, SOUP)


; Don't make taglines longer than this (72 characters) --------------->|

[COMMENT]I'm a comment
[ALTLIST]borg.tag
[EXTERNAL]Load external tagline manager
Benji! Don't run out in the street @#$*#'_.NO TERRIER.
We are from planet Taglinis. Take us to your reader!
If at first you don't succeed, don't be foolish, give up.
Click...click...click...damn.  Out of taglines.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
I'm busy now, do you mind if I ignore you later?
[#'M ST#P#D] - "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat, an 'O'"
Tagline found on meteorite: proof of dull life off earth.
Tagline found on meteorite: proof of an extra-terrestrial BBS.
Tagline found on Martian meteorite: "We come in peace."
Invasion of the tagline snatchers! Hide your brain!
The X-Tags: The tag is out there... so leave it there.
The X-Tags: Trust no one... not even a tagline.
The X-Tags: Trust no one... especially not a tag reader.
The X-Tags: Deny everything... except your love of taglines.
UFO abducts tagline... Elvis blamed. (Huh?)
Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... He SCORES!
Have a nice day!"      "No thanks, I have other plans."
Cool! I figured out the Sysop's passwor$>@7& NO CARRIER
Have *I* found Jesus? No... have you tried the yellow pages?
I am the Moderator. You are not the Moderator. Any questions?
Sir, could you tell your dog that my leg is not his girlfriend?
"You look like a dream." "Go back to sleep."
@LONGOS@ uptime @UPTIME_DAYS@ days and @UPTIME_HOURS@ hours
WinErr: 00C RAM hog error - Needs more! More! More!
Alzheimer's advantage - You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Alzheimer's advantage - You have new friends every day.
Alzheimer's advantage: you only need to own one book.
Alzheimer's Club: Meet the same new friend every day.
Alzheimer's puts a whole NEW twist on wife swapping.
ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something . .
Alzheimers is very...ah...uh...uh...um
Windows Slow? Help me move this Skeleton and you'll see.
OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.