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** pay attantion to the random words that are bold. (?!)

I was born in the far away jungles of shikanita by a couple of indians, raised 
by a group of chiwahwahs in the dangerous jungles of tazmania until the age of 
11, as i went out from the woods on a journey of a search for my real indian 
folks. as i arrived to an indian village, i spoted an old wiseman who was 
surrounded by the village people who listend to his words of wisedom carefully:
"shi hauh zu ganh phi tah gri fo xee ley dee", which ofcourse didnt mean 
anything. suddenly, the old man droped dead, and then ive been told that he was my great great great great great grandfather, huh, yeah. then i understood i've
came to the wrong village, and so i took the first flight to yuston where i
satteled down in the jellystone park along whit yogie the bear in a undercover 
job as a big brown beaver! (bbb) [im a beeeeeaver!]   ▄
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after reading this, you can surely understand why i look like ▄▀▄▄█▓▀█▄▀░
an indian. now let go of me or i'll bite your head off.   ▐▀▄▓▄▀▐█▓▌▐▀    
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The journy continues as i met another wiseman in the deep woods  ▄█▓ ▓▄
of jellystone, his name was kaz! as he told me about his        ▐█▓▒▌▀█▀ ▄    
religion of ascii beleivers named Grill, i had a realy w3ird    ▓▀▀     ▀▓▄░
flashback! <wooosh>, i realized that my destiny is not to live          ▄ ▀▄ ▀▓
with my fellow beavers in the park, i should join the cult of Grill!    ▀▄   ▄▀
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and till this day, im making asciis on the phyre along whit the others in the
Grill gang. The End! <geek!>
      
  Choose the right answer:           

    A) this story sucks!
    B) this might be the most boring thing i have ever heared!
    C) wow, what a wonderfull story, i think im gonna read it all over again!
    D) all of the above.

Please mail me your answer at Psycho Beaver or at: phanatik@netvision.net.il

** this story doesnt represent my real life story (dah?), its got nothing to do
with reality (exept the yogie part), all charcters/acts are purly fictional! **

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