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    The True Story of Grill II - This time it's REAL

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there lived Kazgarrelo. He was born
in the Sicillian part of that kingdom. When he was still young his mother died
("I have no connection to the poisoning! Ooops, look at that pound of gold
which *happens* to be here..." was his fathers statement to the police. He was
never tried). His father quickly remarried to a beautifull and young woman,
which was nice and kind ("Those fingerprints on the axe were planted by the
police!" was Kazgarrelo's father's statement. He was found not guilty on all
charges). She had brought two sons from her previous marriage, so Kazgarrelo
quickly took the place of the evil stepbrother in the family. Seeing his part
of the will was in danger, he took out an axe and chopped up his father, and
later chopped liver was served at dinner.

Now Kazgarrelo made the rest of his new family slaves, working them day and
night at his private refinery, selling powders and tablets of sorts, or just
cleaning the house. Needless to say, Kazgarrelo's name as a.... err....
businessman (err, yeah!) went before him.

But he wasn't satisfied.

Every night, Kazgarrelo would look out his window upon the palace. He knew he
deserved more than the mid-high class lifestyle of a minor drug dealer. One day
he went outside to the yard, and after kicking the neighbor around a bit ("You
DID think that! And now you're lying too!"), he sat and looked at the palace.
Then, something wonderfull happened. The Hairy Godfather came and entered his
house.

"Don Hairino! I am honored at your visit! What brings you to my humble home?"
Kazgarrelo quickly said.
"First of all, could you call me Al? Don is out of style these days. Anyways, I
have come here, since I want to make a deal with you."
Kazgarrelo smiled. That meant money.
"I want you to become a part of my... association."

As time went by, Kazgarrelo became rich, and wealthy. He met the princess at an
acid party at the palace, which he sold her quality stuff for a great price. He married her, and then all of the royal family except for him got chopped up
("I'm sure you guys would like a raise to your salaries, right?" Next election,
the police department gave him... firm backup against the opposition, may their
poor souls rest in peace).
The country then became a great drug empire, led mainly by King Kazgarrelo and
by Lord Al (Hairino). When Lord Al died, Kazgarrelo inherited the place as head
of the Grill Mafia, and so it remains until this very day.