"[si:] on meri englanniksi. ei vaan kyllä espanjaksi!"
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│ - an original Capacala production │ ║║
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│ Pheww. The making of this demo (as it happens to be our very │ ██
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│ but as you can see, we made it in time... so no lousy "we're │ ██████████
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│ a 80386 computer (but preferably a fast 80486 or a pentium) │ ██ ██ ██
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│ 512K Gravis UltraSound (required) │ ║║
│ about 2000K HDD space (this is not a floppy disk demo) │ ║║
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│ This demo competed in the Assembly '94 demo compo at Helsinki │ ██████████
│ Ice Hall in Finland during 5. - 7. 8. 1994. │ ██ ██
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│ ! ! <READ BELOW FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE ASSEMBLY'94> ! ! │ ██████████
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│ We used the following software to make this demo: │ ║║
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│ TED 3.0 Borland Pascal 7.0 Turbo Assembler 3.2 Boxer 6.0 │ ██████████
│ Deluxe Paint II Enhanced 3.2 Update CompuShow 2000 │ ██ ██ ██
│ FastTracker 1.01 MultiTracker 1.01 ScreamTracker 3.01ß │ ██ ██ ██
│ CapaMOD 1.1x Dual Module Player 3.0x MusicDiskPlayer │ ║║
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│ We used the following hardware to make this demo: │ ██████████
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│ 80486SX-25 80486DX-33 80486DX2-50 80386DX-40 │ ██ ██
│ Gravis UltraSound SoundBlaster 16 ASP Pro Audio Spectrum │ ██████████
│ Diamond Stealth 24 ISA ATI VGA Wonder 512K Trident 8900C │ █████████
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│ And then other accessories of mention: │ ██████████
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│ Lapin Kulta III Erikois Olut Coca-Cola Lahden Erikois Olut │ ██ ║║
│ Brewmaster's Brown Ale Heineken IVA Nestlé Lemon Tea │ ██ ║║
│ Bad Religion Juice Leskinen Crash Test Dummies Skin Up │ ██ ║║
│ Capanossi Kawai FS800 Superboard Akai Hi-Fi System │ ██ ║║
│ Pioneer Hi-Fi Systems Sony Hi-Fi System Wilson Basket Ball │ ║║
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│ Credits of this demo: │ ║║
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│ CODE - flap and Passy │ ║║ ██
│ GRAPHICS - flap │ ║║ ██
│ MUSICS - Breeze and Spay │ ██████████
│ BOOZING - Axolotl │ ██████████
│ ADDITIONAL BOOZING - Breeze, Tetsuo and Trancer │ ║║ ██
│ BBS RUNNING - Trancer │ ║║ ██
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│ Now some TRUE information about the ASSEMBLY'94 democompo: │ ██████████
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│ Now, if you were present at the ASM'94, you probably know what │ ██
│ I'm going to say... but what the hell, here goes: │ ██
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│ I was quite surprised at the low quality of the demos in the │ ██████████
│ compo, but then the turn for our demo came and we were very │ ║║
│ surprised (and pleased) to see it there. All went smoothly and │ ██████████
│ the first three minutes went exactly like planned (maybe even │ ██████████
│ better), but after the TEKKn0 part (just at the beginning of │ ║║
│ a new part) our demo was cut off! Why? Then the screen said: │ ██████████
│ "Time is running out..." Everyone booed and shouted, but to no │ ██████████
│ avail... then the screen said: "All demos from here on will be │ ║███
│ shown only for 2-3 minutes. Agree?" And everyone agreed. But │ ███
│ all the demos that came after ours were shown fulltime, from │ ██████████
│ the beginning to the end! "WHATTAHELL!" you might think, and │ ██████████
│ so did I. And still I do. But the worst is yet to come. After │ ║║
│ all the demos were shown, the demos which were terminated be4 │ ████████
│ their ending were run again. But ours wasn't!!! THIS SUCKED │ ██████████
│ _BIGTIME_!!!!! So all you Assembly'94 PC demo compo organizers │ ██ ║║ ██
│ out there, shame on your worthless souls! And if you (you read-│ ██ ██║ ██
│ ing this text there) have seen this demo, you can agree with │ █████║████
│ me that this isn't a shitty demo and certainly not a TEKKn0 │ ███║║███
│ demo. It's only the first 3 minutes that are tekkn0, but as the│ ║║
│ demo was cut off in the end of our tekkn0 part, everyone just │ ╔═╝
│ thought that whattahell, it's just another of these tekkn0- │ ╚╝
│ demos! THIS _REALLY_ SUCKED!!!!! And if our demo sucked as much│
│ as they claimed, howcome there wasn't any booing? HUH????!!!! │
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│ They had no reason to cut off the demo. For any opinion, con- │
│ tact me, either via DGi or by a message in THE DARKSíDE. │
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│ Watch out for our forthcoming productions, and meanwhile you │ áñ$1 ßÿ
│ could try to call our oh-ever-so-busy WHQ: THE DARKSíDE : │ ßrZ/CC
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│ (strongly recommended if you want to know something about us) │
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│ B U L L S H I T S C R O L L . . . │ │
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"minä leikkelin varpaankynsiä ja ne kimpoilivat spaghettiin..."
- The Real Thing Since 1990 -
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- The Hard-Working All Stars -
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│ Coming up... greetings in detail... │
C A P A C A L A G R E E T S T H E F O L L O W I N G G R O U P S :
Admire Dust Jeskola!Productions
Anarchy PC Electromotive Force Legend Design
B-Ware Epical Majic 12
Cascada VR Section Extreme Mewlers
Chaos Fusion and subgroups Mindprobe
Chaosium Inc Future Crew Orange
C.O.M.A. Gollum Phantom Dezign
Core Image Grif Symptom
Demoniacs Hysteria Triton
Diffusion PC Iguana Visual Dreams DK
Distorsion Imphobia Cascada Weird Magic
F L A P G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
MikMak / Hardcode, PSi / Future Crew, Robban / Cascada VRS,
Otto / Virtual Visions, Cyberstrike / Renaissance
Personal Greets...
Eccu (how I love you...), Liket / B-Ware, Samuel Audet, Core Image coders,
Merlin / Illegal Function, Black Wolf / The Trauma Crew, Peak / Anarchy PC,
Oliver Deiter / Condom Punchers! =), Trug & Abyss / Future Crew,
Cannibal (Independent), Bionic / Visual Dreams DK, Weasel / Fulmar Designs,
Braindead & Dynamixer / C.O.M.A., C.O.M.A. coders, Dealer - the SysOp of TIC
Xaya Iccita / A-Men PC, Shreyas (Independent), Price (Independent),
Gimle / Symptom, Feenix / Epical, Mika Manninen, Eero Lehtola
S P A Y G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Zodiak / Cascada, Di33y / CNCD, Delorean, Chorus & Sid, Heatbeat / CNCD,
Bruño / <whatever>, Mark Knopfler, Mike Oldfield
Personal Greets...
Maza / Sonic Amiga, Red Five, Mikko Kujala, AssHole
P A S S Y G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Tim Clarke, PSi & Trug / Future Crew, Stone / Dust, Legend Design Coders,
Patrick Aalto, Hellraiser & Robban / Cascada VRS, Saracen / EMF,
Maxwood / Majic 12, JCAB & Jare / Iguana, LakEEE & PsychoMan / Axidental,
Baldric / Extreme, Jaz / Sonic PC, Jean-Michel Jarre, Brazilian Football Team
Personal Greets...
Dealer - the SysOp of TIC, Core Image Coders, Black<don rememba> / Omicron
Mik, Juhani Ranta
B R E E Z E G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Purple Motion & Skaven / Future Crew, Zodiak / Imphobia Cascada,
Svolkraq / Gollum, B-Man / Dust, Tonedeaf / Extreme, Lizardking / Triton,
Chorus & Sid / Razor 1911, Vinyl / Mindprobe, Carlos Valderrama - gr8 hair!
Personal Greets...
Organizers of the Assembly'94 PC Demo Compo (how I love you...)
Jazz & Zteel / Diffusion PC DK, Core Image members, Gimle & Tonic / Symptom,
Sulphur / Admire, Executioner & Royal / The European Tech., Justice,
Weasel / Fulmar Designs/Fusion, Liket / B-Ware, Bionic / Visual Dreams DK,
Frontier / Data Warriors, M¡G / Weird Magic, All Mewlers members, Parrot
Writers, Public Incantation Writers, Crypton members, Xaya Iccita / A-Men PC,
TaskMaster / Gollum, Elric / Creation, DGi readers, Zodiak / Cascada,
Gibson / Extreme, Trope / Chaos, Lumen / MD, Dealer - the SysOp TIC,
Cymbal / Money Talks, Arttu Kataja, Antti Kari, Harri Heiskanen, Johanna
Lampi, Minna, Katja Mustonen, Katja Kuusikumpu, O-V Kaukoniemi, Johanna,
Irina, Juha Lievonen / The Red Army =), and Eija.
A X O L O T L D O E S N O T G R E E T ! ! !
T R A N C E R G R E E T S . . .
I don't need no stinking diplomacy...
Bionic / Visual Dreams DK, Braindead / COMA, Cannibal, Condor / Accession,
Copter, Gimle / sYmptom, Greaser, Hoplite / Orange, Judge / Fleet,
Judge Dredd / Radical Rhythms, Mohawk, Maniac / SC, Misery / TCB,
Pizza / Corp, Price, Tonic / sYmptom, Weasel / Fulmar Designs, Xaya Iccita
Hope I didn't forget anybody as then you won't get your greets!
T E T S U O G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Tsunami / Virtual Dreams / Fairlight, Airwalk / Polka Brothers,
Genghis / Complex
Personal Greets...
GGS - the SysOp of Brahman, Jack, Arttu Kataja, Orbis / Halo, GED,
The Master / The Silents
