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³ Fucking OneLiners! 
³ Version 1.00 - 01AP94
³ Written by Buran 
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Fucking OneLiners! is a login program for PCBoard 15.1+ systems.  
It has the following features:
    
    ž Display random stat screens, unlimited amount, 8 packaged
    ž Display add OneLiners with cursor-key color selection
    ž Display last few callers
    ž Display a Message from the Last Caller
    ž Totally configurable ANSIs
    ž Configuration program included
        
INSTALLING:
    Decide where you want this to run at, usually in a INTRO file or some
    other prompt that is displayed everytime.  Make sure if you do add
    it to a file it is on the first column.  Add this line:
                !x:\path\ONLR.PPE
    ...to run the main program.  If you wish to use Message from Last Caller,
    you must install the ONLROFF.PPE program.  Replace PCBoard prompt string
    192 with !x:\path\ONLROFF.PPE.  You can configure the ansi to reproduce
    your "Time Connected" prompt.  You'll probably have to change all 
    the ansis to fit your system, my colors are (obviously) dark, grey, 
    and white.

CONFIGURATION:
    Run ONLRCFG.  You should see a menu of the program options.  Options
    are:

    ž Security            Minimum security a user has to have in order to 
                          run.  The program will not print anything if the
                          users security level is lower then this setting.
    ž Stats               Do you wish to display Stat screens? (Yes/No)
    ž Number of Stat      Stat screens are named STAT.x, you can have as
      Screens             many as you wish, they are picked (pseduo) randomly, 
                          I included several from a FUD pack (thanks)
    ž OneLiners?          Use the OneLiners function?
    ž Number of           Number of OneLiners to keep, usually 15.
      OneLiners           
    ž OneLiner Color      Default color of the oneliners
    ž Quotation Mark      Uhh, huh, huh, the color of the quotation marks. 
      Color               (uh, huh, what are those?)
    ž Last Few Callers    Display the last few callers?
    ž Number of Callers   Number of Callers to track.  
    ž Message from        Display the message from last caller?
      Last Caller
    ž Last Caller         When logging the last few callers, this is the
      Comment             user record to log.  If you are not using the
                          "Notes" PSA then DO NOT use the Notes 1-4 because
                          I didn't add any checking.

MAINTENCE:
    This program should be maintence free, however you may want to edit 
    data files to change oneliners etc.  All data is stored in straight
    text files, you should be able to use your fave ted to change those.

INFORMATION:
    This was written with PPLC 2.00 using MS-DOS EDIT.  The ONLRCFG.EXE was
    written in PDS 7.00 and uses a BSAVE ansi sprite for inital screen 
    write.  Below is a list of all the files and their purpose. 

    ONLR.PPE        The Code, no command line switches.  It will NOT
                    run if any files are missing, it WILL log those
                    errors to the callers log.
    ONLROFF.PPE     Code for getting a message from the user logging off.
    ONLR.CFG        Configuration file (duh)
    ONLR01.DAT      OneLiners.  First number is the number of lines
                    in the file.  
    ONLR02.DAT      Last Callers.  Ok, so i just wrote it as a graphic
                    file... so sue me. 
    ONLR03.DAT      Message the last caller left.  First number reflects
                    number of lines in message.
    ONLR04.DAT      Names of the colors displayed.  I picked some weird 
                    ones.  Names must be eight or less characters long.
    ONLR01.PCB      "Press [ENTER] to continue, [A] to advance past stats: "
    ONLR02.PCB      "OneLiners"
    ONLR03.PCB      "Add a oneliner?"
    ONLR04.PCB      "Color Format..."
    ONLR05.PCB      "Last Few Callers"
    ONLR06.PCB      Divider Bar
    ONLR07.PCB      "Last Caller Says"
    ONLR08.PCB      "Leave message to next caller?"
    ONLR09.PCB      "Enter your message below..."
    ONLR10.PCB      "Time Connected: @OPTEXT@"
    ONLR11.PCB      "Local how do you wish this call logged?"
    ONLRSTAT.x      Stat screens, can be ANSI or @X embedded
    ONLR.DOC        This file stupid

HELP:
    If i botched something or you do something different with your system
    so as this doesn't work right i'm willing to fix it.  Contact me at:
                
                End of Infiniti
                317.479.1o54
                System Password: ENIGMA
                New User Password: DEEPFOREST
                ...if you fail either password you can send me feedback
                just to get me a message, i'll probably call your board
                if you give me access info.  
    
    I've been thinking about making it a sysop only board.  are you 
    intrested?  call.

If you've read this far then you go get Nine Inch Nails new album 
entitled "The Downward Spiral"... you'll like it.

Personal Greets:
    Ragnarok -- pager tennis anyone?
    Deathlord Dark -- uh, huh huh, uh, is there anything is 219 cool?
    DTMF Destructor -- are you still alive?
    Defcon 4 -- so you're gonna package this, right?
    Spark Plug -- who's muttha da whore?

...that's it.  it's over!  so go run the damn program already!