Hiya!

        I don't like this board, because it has pirated programs on it.
        I don't like pirates.

        What I do like is fucking my boyfriend in his ass, then getting
        whipped by all his friends, and then my ass getting gang-raped.

        I like sucking dicks. I hate women. I also pay my taxes, my
        phone bill, the rent and the car's payments... on time!

        If this board does not delete all the pirated programs soon,
        I will call the police, and they will laugh at me and tell me
        "Who doesn't pirate?". Then they will put down the phone and
        continue playing Heretic (registered).

        So now, i might as well go to hell, since everybody hates me!
        (If any of you are gay, please call me!)

//Legal Person [Independent]