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                ³º     THE SIMPSONS PCBOARD LANGUAGE       º³
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                ³º                "WooHoo!"                º³
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                           Version 1.0 April 1994

* "Well, it's better than a bowl of soggy Corn Flakes"  - David Terry
* "HEY!  What's so damn funny?"  - H.Simpson

conceived by...
 BILL CASSIDY
 the deranged creator of the "Canadian, eh?" language

written and produced by...
 DAVID ELFSTROM
 an engineering student who is frying his brain during finals


Executive Summary
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Install this.  Your users will thank you.  They will worship you.  You will
sacrifice them to me.  Moooahaaa ha ha!
Requirements:  PCBoard 15.1 +


Introduction
~~~~~~~~~~~~
So I was sittin' around with Bill one day having some beer and back bacon
when I says to Bill, "so like, how come yer so famous for that `Canadian,
eh?' language?"

And Bill sez, "I dunno.  You're jealous.  Go make your own, hoser"
So I did.  When I should have been studying for a fluids exam, I whipped this
little puppy up.  Enjoy!


Installation
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run PCBSetup.
1) Select "B File Locations"
2) Select "B Configuration FIles"
3) Press F2 to edit "Name/Loc of Multi-Lang. Data File"
4) Put in the Simpsons language.

>        Language             Extension  Country  CodePage  Yes  No
>  ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ  ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ  ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ  ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ  ÍÍÍ  ÍÍ
>  1 - English  (Default)                                    Y    N
>  2 - Simpsons                  SIM                         Y    N

5) Exit & Save.

Better still, make it the default language!  Then nobody will call your
board. :)


Registration
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mmmmm....donuts....starving students *love* donuts, although offers
to pay for my education are also acceptable.

Oh what the heck, just drop me a line.

Internet:
david.elfstrom@canrem.com
3dre@qucdn.queensu.ca

Fidonet:
David Elfstrom  1:249/1

Simpsons ASCII portrait by renato@pyrhard2.pyramid.com (Renato Macapanpan)