## ## Sample source for a suitable RQUOTES.PMS for use in ## Pegasus Mail v3.0/WinPmail variable signatures. ## ## Compile this source using ResCom.exe, by issuing the ## command "ResCom RQUOTES.R", then copy the resulting ## RQUOTES.RSC file into your home mailbox as RQUOTES.PMS. ## ## So, the sequence of commands looks like this: ## ## C:\PMAIL> rescom rquotes.r ## C:\PMAIL> copy rquotes.rsc f:\mail\9000001\rquotes.pms ## ## The general format of this file is a collection of text ## resources; each text resource is a multiline group of ## quoted strings, ending with \n wherever you want a line ## break. ## ## To activate your variable signature, place the characters ## ~! in your signature file at the point where you want the ## substitution to occur. ## headers off # Ignore this command symbols off # Ignore this command. text x { "Thought for the day:\n", " A penny saved is ridiculous.\n" }; text x { "Thought for the day:\n", " The only thing that hurts more than paying income tax\n", " is not having to pay income tax.\n" }; text x { "Thought for the day:\n", " Intuition (n): an uncanny sixth sense which tells people \n", " that they are right, whether they are or not.\n" }; text x { "Thought for the day:\n", " Dictatorship (n): a form of government under which everything \n", " which is not prohibited is compulsory.\n" }; text x { "Thought for the day:\n", " Concerto (n): a fight between a piano and a pianist.\n" }; text x { "Thought for the day:\n", " Communist (n): one who has given up all hope\n", " of becoming a Capitalist.\n" }; text x { "Thought for the day:\n", " Book (n): a utensil used to pass time while waiting\n", " for the TV repairman.\n" }; text x { "Thought for the day:\n", " Bagpipes (n): an octopus wearing a kilt.\n" }; text x { "Thought for the day:\n", " Advertising (n): the science of arresting the human\n", " intelligence for long enough to get money from it.\n", " -- Stephen Leacock.\n" };