PLEASE SPREAD THIS FILE WITH THE MOD!

Info file for

File:		MSRULES.MOD
Type:		Protracker mod
Length:		452896 bytes
Date:		10th August 1994
Authors:	The Eye/Brainwash Inc.
		LaFore/Brainwash Inc.

This mod file is the soundtrack for a PC joke demo called "Microsoft
Rules". It was created using Protracker 2.3 on Amiga and Protracker
2.0 on Atari ST. Please use protracker compliant mod player when
playing it (most mod players which claim to be protracker combatible
are not!).

All samples are from Eye's mouth, except three ones which are from
LaFore. We didn't process these samples in any way and we didn't
finetune them, because we wanted this mod sound really awful (and
hopefully funny too).

The "Microsoft Rules" demo features jokes about Microsoft, Bill Gates
and Future Crew. It is 100% coded in QBasic (a Microsoft product) and
it also otherwise intentionally poor implementation. We hope you'll
find it funny or at least a memorable experience. This demo was meant
for the PC demo competition in Assembly'94, but we didn't manage to
make it an executable form in time. The organizers promised me to show
it on the big screen after the PC demo compo, but this never
happened. Actually they didn't even bother to look at our demo in the
lack of time. I think it a shame. After all those boring demos they showed
at Assembly'94, this would have been a killer. :-)

The speech samples in this MOD are in Finnish, so here is a quick
translation of them to English:

sample
15	Is this microphone on?
18	Hey, Purppis. Come along!
22	PSI: Wasn't it a great song?
23	Cool song!
24	Could somebody clean this microphone?
26	Did this crash again?
31	Doesn't this fuck still work?

By Purppis and Skeidan we refer to Purple Motion and Skaven, who are
musicians from a very well known PC demo group.

My greetings go to:

* U4IA (thanx for the advice and great mods!)
* Future Crew (Hi Gore and Wildfire! I hope you have fun with this
one)
* Everybody who liked this mod!


If for some reason you would like to contact me, please write to:

Petri Kuittinen
Timpurinkuja 1 C 39
02600 ESPOO
FINLAND

or send email to:

eye@cs.hut.fi (internet)