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" ", said Tom blankly.
"@#$%*!  I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely.
"A thousand thanks, Monsieur", Tom said mercifully.
"Boy, that sure took the wind out of my sails!" said Tom disgustedly.
"But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully
"Buy me a drink?" said Tom dryly.
"Can I have one of those chocolates?" said Tom, candidly.
"Drop the gun," Tom said with a disarming smile.
"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb.
"Eating Radium has strange results,"  Tom said brightly.
"Eating uranium makes me feel funny", said Tom glowingly.
"Get away from the dynamite," Tom said explosively.
"I MUST patch this coat." Tom said raggedly.
"I am not a crook," Mr. Nixon said resignedly.
"I can't believe you cut off all my hair!" she said, distressed.
"I can't eat another thing" he said fully.
"I can't march any more," the soldier said haltingly.
"I cast fireball!" Tom said magically.
"I commanded a group of ships for a week," Tom said fleetingly.
"I dance at a topless club," the girl said barely.
"I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
"I find you guilty!" said the judge with conviction.
"I first had sex on a farm," Tom said sheepishly.
"I forgot what to buy," Tom said listlessly.
"I hate Victor Hugo", said Les miserably.
"I joined the Lion's Club", said Tom pridefully.
"I just forgot to increment the counter," Tom said, nonplussed.
"I must be mistaken," he said intentionally.
"I must remove that bunion," the doctor said callously.
"I need a home run hitter", Tom said ruthlessly.
"I refuse the offer," the union leader said strikingly.
"I want some Chinese food", said Tom wantonly.
"I won the daily double," Tom cried hoarsely.
"I work for the vice squad," the officer said arrestingly
"I'd like a hot dog," Tom said frankly.
"I'll excise the bunion," Tom said callously.
"I'll pay off that customs official", said Tom dutifully.
"I'll take this bra," the woman said upliftingly.
"I'll tempt Adam tonight," the woman said evilly.
"I'll top the cake with sugar," she said icily.
"I'll try and dig it up for you", Tom said gravely.
"I'll wear robes," Charlton Heston said prophetically.
"I'm being sent down to the minors," said the beleaguered pitcher.
"I'm bored," he said lumberingly.
"I'm taking the prisoner downstairs," he said condescendingly.
"I'm taking your tagline," said Tom with a steely grin.
"I'm trying to make insects fly", said Tom flippantly.
"I've dropped my toothpaste", Tom said, crestfallen.
"I've finally won the Academy Award," said Henry fondly.
"I've got a bad cold," Tom said infectiously.
"If it's all the same to you," he said equally.
"It's a big world out there," he said universally.
"Keep an eye on that orbit", Tom said watchfully.
"Let me put some clothes on," he said modestly.
"Let's eat kosher tonight", said Tom judiciously.
"Let's send these packages to the poor overseas," she said carefully.
"Let's visit tombs", said Tom cryptically.
"Lettuce take our seats," she said crisply.
"Modem," said the gardener, when he finished the lawns.
"Mush, mush," Tom said huskily.
"My arm!", said Captain Hook offhandedly.
"My stars!", said the astrologer gazingly.
"My stereo's half-fixed", said Tom monotonously.
"Nice mirror!", said Tom reflectively.
"No one brings me flowers," she said lackadaisically.
"No!  You can't have any of my lobster," said Tom, shellfishly.
"Oh Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Our marriage must be dissolved", she said acidly.
"Put out that cigarette", Tom said breathlessly.
"Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
"So this is your new computer!", said Tom calculatingly.
"Swifties overly modify dialog exessively," said Tom adverbially.
"Take me, I'm yours," she said easily.
"Thanx for refreshing my memory", said RAM to CPU
"That's a chain reaction," he said atomically.
"That's not art," the critic said abstractly.
"That's the last time I'll pet a lion", said Tom offhandedly.
"The plastic surgery failed," the doctor said defacingly.
"The price for these lemons is ridiculous!" she said sourly.
"They threw me out of my subdivision," he said distractedly.
"This chicken has no beak", said Tom impeccably.
"This is power steering," he said automatically.
"This is time travel," she said relatively.
"To cook well, learn all about spices", Tom said sagely.
"Travel by motorcycle," said he triumphantly.
"Try to get back on topic," he said moderately.
"Watch where you point that thing," Tom said carefully.
"We'll have to operate," the medic said cuttingly.
"We're off to Scotland", said Tom clandestinely.
"What's the point of the story?" Aesop exclaimed morally.
"Which floor?", Tom said liftingly.
"Who stole my thermal underwear?" the hunter said coldly.
"Why don't we get together this afternoon," she said delightfully.
"Wrap this up," he said gladly.
"You got the whole blanket" said Tom, coldly.
"You have diabetes," the doctor said sweetly.
"You've flunked the test," the teacher said degradingly.
Oxymoron: Political Correctness
Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly
Oxymoron: Term meaning stupid as an Ox.
Oxymoron: Anarchy rules!
Oxymoron: Debugged program.
Oxymoron: Definite Possibility.
Oxymoron: Down Escalator.
Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office.
Oxymoron: Freezer burn
Oxymoron: Guest Host.
Oxymoron: Guilty Scapegoats.
Oxymoron: Gun Control.
Oxymoron: Half Dead.
Oxymoron: Half-Democracies.
Oxymoron: Half-word.
Oxymoron: Halfway Around.
Oxymoron: Happily Married.
Oxymoron: Happy Medium.
Oxymoron: Hard-wired.
Oxymoron: Healthy Tan.
Oxymoron: High Negative Image.
Oxymoron: High Negative Ratings.
Oxymoron: High-level Depression.
Oxymoron: Highly Visible Covert Operation.
Oxymoron: Hilarious Funerals.
Oxymoron: Holy War.
Oxymoron: Home Offices.
Oxymoron: Honest Convict.
Oxymoron: Honest Crook!
Oxymoron: Honest Government.
Oxymoron: Honest Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Honest Politician.
Oxymoron: Hopelessly Optimistic.
Oxymoron: Horribly Decent.
Oxymoron: Hot Chili.
Oxymoron: Hot Ice.
Oxymoron: Hot water heater.
Oxymoron: House Ethics Committee.
Oxymoron: Hubble's Constant.
Oxymoron: Human Dignity.
Oxymoron: Humane Society.
Oxymoron: Humble Arrogance.
Oxymoron: Humor Moderator.
Oxymoron: IBM compatible.
Oxymoron: Icy Hot.
Oxymoron: Important trivia.
Oxymoron: Impossible Possibility.
Oxymoron: Independent Counsel.
Oxymoron: Indifferently Attentive.
Oxymoron: Industrial park.
Oxymoron: Inferred Petty Corruption.
Oxymoron: Infinite Loop.
Oxymoron: Initial Resignation.
Oxymoron: Initial Retirement.
Oxymoron: Insincere Vow.
Oxymoron: Intelligence Oversight Board.
Oxymoron: Intelligent Fight.
Oxymoron: Intelligent Presidential Debate.
Oxymoron: Intense Apathy.
Oxymoron: Intense Disinterest.
Oxymoron: Interactive Soliloquy.
Oxymoron: Internal Exile.
Oxymoron: Internal Front.
Oxymoron: International Law
Oxymoron: Irate patient.
Oxymoron: Ironclad Guarantee.
Oxymoron: Jumbo shrimp.
Oxymoron: Junk food.
Oxymoron: Justifiably Paranoid.
Oxymoron: K-Mart Quality.
Oxymoron: Kind Moderator
Oxymoron: Klingon Diplomacy.
Oxymoron: Lady Mud Wrestler.
Oxymoron: Large-scale Mini-computers.
Oxymoron: Lead Crystal.
Oxymoron: Legal Brief.
Oxymoron: Legal Ethics.
Oxymoron: Legal Thought.
Oxymoron: Legitimate Conspiracy.
Oxymoron: Leisure Suit.
Oxymoron: Lesser Evil.
Oxymoron: Lethal Aid.
Oxymoron: Lieutenant Colonel.
Oxymoron: Light heavyweight.
Oxymoron: Limited Immunity.
Oxymoron: Limited time.
Oxymoron: Liquid Smoke.
Oxymoron: Liquid paper.
Oxymoron: Little Deceptive.
Oxymoron: Little Hope.
Oxymoron: Little Misleading.
Oxymoron: Live television.
Oxymoron: Local Network.
Oxymoron: Logical Design.
Oxymoron: Long Island Expressway.
Oxymoron: Long Recess.
Oxymoron: Loose Gridlock.
Oxymoron: Loose Tights.
Oxymoron: Loosely Organized.
Oxymoron: Lost Finding.
Oxymoron: Loving Hate.
Oxymoron: Low Positive Image.
Oxymoron: Low-Profile Public Approach.
Oxymoron: Loyal Opposition.
Oxymoron: Luxury Bus.
Oxymoron: Major General.
Oxymoron: Male Logic.
Oxymoron: Man Child.
Oxymoron: Management Science.
Oxymoron: Mandatory option.
Oxymoron: Marital bliss.
Oxymoron: Marketing Research.
Oxymoron: Masculine Logic.
Oxymoron: Meaning stupid Ox.
Oxymoron: Measured Meter.
Oxymoron: Meatloaf Surprise.
Oxymoron: Micro-mainframe.
Oxymoron: Mild Interest
Oxymoron: Mildly Psychotic.
Oxymoron: Military Accountability.
Oxymoron: Military Etiquette.
Oxymoron: Military Intelligence.
Oxymoron: Military Justice.
Oxymoron: Military Propriety.
Oxymoron: Military Salvation.
Oxymoron: Military Thought.
Oxymoron: Mini-Firestorm.
Oxymoron: Minor Greatness.
Oxymoron: Minor Issue.
Oxymoron: Minor Moment.
Oxymoron: Minor Peccadillo.
Oxymoron: Minor disaster.
Oxymoron: Mismatch.
Oxymoron: Mobil station.
Oxymoron: Mobile Home.
Oxymoron: Moral Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Moral Politician.
Oxymoron: Morbid Humor.
Oxymoron: Motorcycle Safety.
Oxymoron: Mutual Aversion.
Oxymoron: Narrow Breadth.
Oxymoron: Natural Gas.
Oxymoron: Natural Grass.
Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic.
Oxymoron: Near Miss.
Oxymoron: Nearly Square.
Oxymoron: Negative Concurrence.
Oxymoron: Negative Momentum.
Oxymoron: Night light.
Oxymoron: Night of the LIVING DEAD.
Oxymoron: No Information.
Oxymoron: No action.
Oxymoron: No opposition.
Oxymoron: Non-alcoholic Beer.
Oxymoron: Non-stop flight.
Oxymoron: Nonalcoholic beer.
Oxymoron: Nondairy Creamer.
Oxymoron: Normal Controversy.
Oxymoron: Normal Espionage.
Oxymoron: Normal Foreign Film.
Oxymoron: Not concerned.
Oxymoron: Noticeably Less Aggressive.
Oxymoron: Nuclear safety.
Oxymoron: Obedient Defiance.
Oxymoron: Objective Rating.
Oxymoron: Occupational Injury.
Oxymoron: Odd Irony.
Oxymoron: Often Unpredictable.
Oxymoron: Old news.
Oxymoron: One-sided Dialogue.
Oxymoron: Only Choice.
Oxymoron: Open lock.
Oxymoron: Operating system.
Oxymoron: Oversized Brief.
Oxymoron: Paid amateur.
Oxymoron: Paper china.
Oxymoron: Paperless office.
Oxymoron: Partial Conclusion.
Oxymoron: Partial Success.
Oxymoron: Partially Completed.
Oxymoron: Partially Furnished.
Oxymoron: Partly Engaged.
Oxymoron: Passive Confrontation.
Oxymoron: Passive Reply.
Oxymoron: Passive activity.
Oxymoron: Passive aggression.
Oxymoron: Patiently Wait.
Oxymoron: Peace Offensive.
Oxymoron: Peace keeper missile.
Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile.
Oxymoron: Perfect Misfit.
Oxymoron: Perfect idiot.
Oxymoron: Perfectly Legitimate.
Oxymoron: Perhaps Certainly.
Oxymoron: Perhaps Predictably.
Oxymoron: Permanent Fad.
Oxymoron: Persistent Ambivalence.
Oxymoron: Personal Computer.
Oxymoron: Personalized Form Letter.
Oxymoron: Petty Officer.
Oxymoron: Pious Atheists.
Oxymoron: Planned Serendipity.
Oxymoron: Plastic Canvas.
Oxymoron: Plastic Glasses.
Oxymoron: Plastic Silverware.
Oxymoron: Plastic Straw.
Oxymoron: Plastic snow.
Oxymoron: Political Embarrassment.
Oxymoron: Political Process.
Oxymoron: Political Promise.
Oxymoron: Political science.
Oxymoron: Politically Correct.
Oxymoron: Portable standard Lisp.
Oxymoron: Positive Calamity.
Oxymoron: Positively Grudgingly.
Oxymoron: Postal Service.
Oxymoron: Practical Joke.
Oxymoron: Practical Theory.
Oxymoron: Preacher Politicians.
Oxymoron: Preliminary Conclusion.
Oxymoron: Prepare to Commence.
Oxymoron: Prepost.
Oxymoron: Press Release.
Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly.
Oxymoron: Private e-mail.
Oxymoron: Public Secrecy.
Oxymoron: Pure Nonsense.
Oxymoron: Pure Speculation.
Oxymoron: Pure sludge.
Oxymoron: Purely Political.
Oxymoron: Qualified Success.
Oxymoron: Quick Reboot.
Oxymoron: Race walking.
Oxymoron: Random Choice.
Oxymoron: Random File Organization.
Oxymoron: Random Order.
Oxymoron: Random logic.
Oxymoron: Randomly Organized.
Oxymoron: Rap Music.
Oxymoron: Rather Direct.
Oxymoron: Rational Ravings.
Oxymoron: Real Fantasy.
Oxymoron: Real Hypothetical.
Oxymoron: Real Magic.
Oxymoron: Rear Admiral.
Oxymoron: Reciprocal concession.
Oxymoron: Regional Pantheists.
Oxymoron: Regular Random.
Oxymoron: Regular Special.
Oxymoron: Reinvent.
Oxymoron: Relatively Obscure.
Oxymoron: Relaxed Genes.
Oxymoron: Relentlessly Continued.
Oxymoron: Removable sticker.
Oxymoron: Repeatedly Redundant.
Oxymoron: Resident Alien.
Oxymoron: Resident Manager.
Oxymoron: Resident Visitor.
Oxymoron: Resolute Ambivalence.
Oxymoron: Respectable Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Respective Conventions.
Oxymoron: Restless Sleep.
Oxymoron: Rising Deficits.
Oxymoron: River walk.
Oxymoron: Routine Emergency.
Oxymoron: Rush hour.
Oxymoron: Safe Politics.
Oxymoron: Safe Sex.
Oxymoron: Satisfied Tenant.
Oxymoron: Science Fiction.
Oxymoron: Second Initiatives.
Oxymoron: Second childhood.
Oxymoron: Self-dependent.
Oxymoron: Semiboneless Ham.
Oxymoron: Senatorial Courtesy.
Oxymoron: Sensible shoes.
Oxymoron: Sergeant Major.
Oxymoron: Serious Barbecue.
Oxymoron: Serious comedy.
Oxymoron: Sharp Cookie.
Oxymoron: Shooting blanks.
Oxymoron: Shortcut.
Oxymoron: Shyly Pompous.
Oxymoron: Silent Testimony.
Oxymoron: Silent noise.
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
Oxymoron: Simple System.
Oxymoron: Simple Technology.
Oxymoron: Simple calculus.
Oxymoron: Sincere Lie.
Oxymoron: Sisterly Love.
Oxymoron: Sit up.
Oxymoron: Slightly Pregnant.
Oxymoron: Slightly out of View.
Oxymoron: Slow death.
Oxymoron: Slow speed.
Oxymoron: Small Crowd.
Oxymoron: Smart Bomb.
Oxymoron: Smokeless Cigarette.
Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
Oxymoron: Social Psychologist.
Oxymoron: Social Security.
Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Awesome.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Confused.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Destroyed.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Eloquently.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Extraordinary.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Fairly Explicit.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Functional.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Incompatible.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Informed.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Narrow Attitude.
Oxymoron: Sophisticated Hacker.
Oxymoron: Southern Front.
Oxymoron: Soviet Life.
Oxymoron: Spending Cuts.
Oxymoron: Split level.
Oxymoron: Stand down.
Oxymoron: Standard deviation.
Oxymoron: Steel wool.
Oxymoron: Still Life.
Oxymoron: Straight curve.
Oxymoron: Straightforward Subterfuge.
Oxymoron: Strong President.
Oxymoron: Structure Design.
Oxymoron: Stuck in traffic.
Oxymoron: Student Athlete.
Oxymoron: Student teachers.
Oxymoron: Subsequent Initiatives.
Oxymoron: Sugarless Candy.
Oxymoron: Superette.
Oxymoron: Supporting documentation.
Oxymoron: Sure bet.
Oxymoron: Sweet Pickle.
Oxymoron: Sweet sorrow.
Oxymoron: Systematic Variance.
Oxymoron: Systematically at Random.
Oxymoron: TV Commentator.
Oxymoron: Talk Show.
Oxymoron: Tax Refund.
Oxymoron: Tax Return.
Oxymoron: Tax-free.
Oxymoron: Team of Independents.
Oxymoron: Tech support.
Oxymoron: Televised Hearings.
Oxymoron: Television Tape.
Oxymoron: Tenuous Lies.
Oxymoron: Term Limit.
Oxymoron: Terribly Nice.
Oxymoron: Three Originals.
Oxymoron: Tight Flexibility.
Oxymoron: Timeless Library.
Oxymoron: Too Many Taglines.
Oxymoron: Totalitarian Democracy.
Oxymoron: Traditionally Radical.
Oxymoron: Trial Learning.
Oxymoron: True Confessions.
Oxymoron: True DOS Multi-Tasking.
Oxymoron: True Love.
Oxymoron: True Sincerity.
Oxymoron: Truth In Politics.
Oxymoron: Unacceptable solution.
Oxymoron: Unachievable Accomplishments.
Oxymoron: Unclear Information.
Oxymoron: Undercrowded Criminal Justice System.
Oxymoron: Understanding UNIX.
Oxymoron: Understanding Wife.
Oxymoron: Uniform Scraps.
Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
Oxymoron: Unix Security.
Oxymoron: Unusual Routine.
Oxymoron: Uprooted Plant.
Oxymoron: Upside-down Logic.
Oxymoron: User Friendliness.
Oxymoron: Vacant Dwelling.
Oxymoron: Vague Memory.
Oxymoron: Vague Recollection.
Oxymoron: Vaguely Recall.
Oxymoron: Vegetarian Chili.
Oxymoron: Very Much Uninspired.
Oxymoron: Vexation Exercise.
Oxymoron: Vice Admiral.
Oxymoron: Villainous Hero.
Oxymoron: Virtual Reality.
Oxymoron: Virtual Storage.
Oxymoron: Vociferous Silence.
Oxymoron: Voluntary Contributions.
Oxymoron: Vulcan Sentimentality.
Oxymoron: Waste Management.
Oxymoron: Water Landing.
Oxymoron: Wealthy Professor.
Oxymoron: Weather Forecast.
Oxymoron: Whole Half.
Oxymoron: Whole Hemisphere.
Oxymoron: Wicked Good.
Oxymoron: Wickedly Funny.
Oxymoron: Wickedly Nice.
Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous.
Oxymoron: Work Party.
Oxymoron: Working Dinner.
Oxymoron: Working Vacation.
Oxymoron: Yugo Turbo.
Oxymoron: final beta