Real programmers use copy con program.exe                                   
This tagline borrowed by QCom Mail Processor!                               
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!!                                 
...On borrowed time (+30 m. in Newfoundland)                                
I need a program that prints "hello world"...                                  
So how DO they get Teflon to stick to the pans?                              
Well, I did a backup three weeks ago...                                      
On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tec...                                         
Tagless messages just look naked somehow...                                 
If Vegitarians eat vegtables,....Beware of humanitarians.                    
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.                          
It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.                                       
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.                                      
Guns don't kill people.   Moderators kill people.                            
Windows magic turns an 386 into a 8088.                                       
By many words wit is exhausted.                                             
That's fine in practice,it'll never work in theory.
Not tonight, dear.......I have a ... modem
Life is too short to learn Word Perfect.
A code in my nose? I must be a programmer.
C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
No no!  Don't hit that butt#^%@!<CLICK> NO CARRIER
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Universe Unrecoverable.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.