[jr]

The Dodge Challenger forum is dead - Welcome to brand new La Cows forum (Lada And Covrette Owners Web Site)!!!

Since our leader Dave-R has traded his Dodge Challenger for 1986 Carvette we're going to do some minor changes on this forum.

Starting today, April 1st 2011, no talk about Dodge Challenger cars will be allowed. This also means all posts about any Chrysler Corp. product will be deleted without warning.

We understand that not everyone can afford for such a great car as 1986 Corveite is. In attempt to not alienate our trusty members we're going to offer few migration strategies.

1. Trade-up. Ship your gas guzzling Dodge Challenger to either me in Finland or to Dave in UK. In exchange you will receive genuine AutoVAZ LADA! Yes, that's true. Real LADA ass seen on TV (f.e. Top Gear). You might have also seen advertisements shown on TV such as "You could be LADA material" and "Does that thing have a LADA"? PS. You pay taxes and shipping - both ways. No guarantees regarding condition of LADA you receive.

2. Cover-up. We're currently ramping up production line for large scale production. This will be full body kit replacing your ugly Dodge Challenger sheet metal with real Soviet Union made fiberglass bodypanels. Molds were made from mint 840 000 km driven LADA. Even authentic looking rust holes are included (bullet holes at extra cost). Puke coloured lead paint is included when ordering more than four kits at once. Pricing will be announced in near future.

3. All-show-no-go. We haven't forgot you Covette lovers either who want more than LADA! Personally I don't get why anyone would want anything else than LADA, but customer satisfaction is number one priority for us. This is still on drawing board, but we're planning to offer kit that turns your Challenger already converted to LADA to Korvette. Kit includes required parts to make it look bit like real CORVETE. Well actually it looks more like RELIANT ROBIN with FIAT grille and tail lamps, but that is still way better than any Challenger (except 1978 Dodge Challenger). We will also include leaking valve cover gaskets and special cylinder wall scratching piston rings to guarantee that traditional blue smoke so loved among Coverte owners. First 10 customers will also get partial set of corroded freeze plugs for free. Fire hazard carburator is extra, but you will get 30% off from list price with code KENSENTME.

As for this forum don't worry. We will go thru all posts soon and delete everything that is not interesting for our new LA-COWS target audience. Friend of mine is also really skilled with Photoshop. She promised to do some copy-and-paste work on evenings and will be overlaying genuine LADA and CRVETTE images over any Dodge Challengers present on photos posted in past.

We do understand that at first some of you might not like these changes. It can take a while to get used to changes, perhaps until April 2nd 2011?

Feel free to reply to this post with your comments.

[Tim]

That's it, cancel my subscription.

Oh. It's free.

Nicely done all.

[Adrian Worman]

April fools is tomorrow Daveman hahahahahahaha this is SOOOOOO funny, well done.............I was gettin a bit bored tonight

[RedRaven]

WTF...................LOL............GET THIS SHIT OFF MY SCREEN...........LOL..........

[dave-r]

You git JR!

I pissed myself laughing when I logged on tonight you bastard.

Anyway. HERE is my Vette.

[drewcrane]

is this what hell is like?

It is so pepto bismal ,

I dont mind the lada or the vette

[123rmp]

As a proud Lada owner all I can say is that it's about time our kind get some support !!

This made me laugh out loud.

[123rmp]

I predict that this forum will obtain no new members in the next 24 hours.

[drewcrane]

OH man I though tit was a dream

wow Mopar sold out, I just blew Buick in my mouth,Its a GM thing

[redgum78]

I got prices to ship my Challenger to Finland but it was too expensive so instead I traded it today on this little fixer upper Lada. Of course I had to top up the deal with quite a bit of cash as well due to the high value of the Lada.

[ianandjess]

well done jr how long did this take you cool
cheers ian

[fal308]

nicely played !!

[Tim]

Now I'm over the initail shock, I'm actually starting to like it.

Any chance we can keep it? In touch with me feminine side, me.

[Adrian Worman]

Now I'm over the initail shock, I'm actually starting to like it.

Any chance we can keep it? In touch with me feminine side, me.

I was afraid to admit that but I like it too.........................I actually like that Vette

[dave-r]

It is doin' my head in!

I can barely find my way around the site now.

[Adrian Worman]

It is doin' my head in!

I can barely find my way around the site now.

..................and there was me thinkin this was your doin ...........is this Johans handiwork? impressive stuff, can't stop staring at it, or laughing at it

[Adrian Worman]

This is really impressive stuff Johan, I can't beleive the effort you put into this...................saw it late last night and just giggled and giggled till my sides hurt, the post about the changes was absolutely spot on!!!!!!!!!!!!................I thought it was a pisstake engineered by Dave to start with, brilliant stuff mate

[dave-r]

No I had nothing to do with it.

When I first logged in my first reaction was confusion.
Then I wondered if the site had been hacked?
Then I realised it was a joke at my expense and I started to laugh.
Then I realised that JR is an hour or two in front of me and it was probably April 1st already where he is.

Normally i wouldn't have logged on that late at night but I needed to check something for the morning.
If I hadn't have done that I would have seen it just as I was drinking my cup of tea at my desk at work this morning and I would have spat my tea out all over the keyboard.

[dave-r]

..................and there was me thinkin this was your doin ...........is this Johans handiwork? impressive stuff, can't stop staring at it, or laughing at it

Yes it is Johan. Who is now called "Johan the Bloody Git" in my house.

[RedRaven]

Thats it!!!!!! .......hes FINISH .......Oh wait.... he is FINNISH ................

[Tim]

You can never have too much pink.

As I'm forever telling the wife....

[babyelephant]

lada in pink?

[jr]

Hey guys, here's some fresh footage from first ever LA-COWS club meeting. Have fun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3flnklGQczs

[Adrian Worman]

I already miss it ..............can the nurse tuck me in now????????

[Eddie]

What did I miss? We have a stripper's Bar here called Hoosier Cows. Redneck Neked chicks. A tad on the heavy side.

[fal308]

If I grow a beard/goatee like that can I be a member of the cool kids club?
Now we need a pink smiley

[drewcrane]

Hey guys, here's some fresh footage from first ever LA-COWS club meeting. Have fun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3flnklGQczs

when I watched it yesterday I could understand every word, and today I cant,

was everything pink ? or was that just a dream?

[drewcrane]

You git JR!

I pissed myself laughing when I logged on tonight you bastard.

Anyway. HERE is my Vette.

I thought you guys got rid of the mad cow? well except for Dave ,

you should wear a diaper when you read funny stuff