[APRIL 1ST] Challenger forum is dead - Welcome to LA-COWS!
Posted: 31 Mar 2011 20:04The Dodge Challenger forum is dead - Welcome to brand new La Cows forum (Lada And Covrette Owners Web Site)!!!
Since our leader Dave-R has traded his Dodge Challenger for 1986 Carvette we're going to do some minor changes on this forum.
Starting today, April 1st 2011, no talk about Dodge Challenger cars will be allowed. This also means all posts about any Chrysler Corp. product will be deleted without warning.
We understand that not everyone can afford for such a great car as 1986 Corveite is. In attempt to not alienate our trusty members we're going to offer few migration strategies.
1. Trade-up. Ship your gas guzzling Dodge Challenger to either me in Finland or to Dave in UK. In exchange you will receive genuine AutoVAZ LADA! Yes, that's true. Real LADA ass seen on TV (f.e. Top Gear). You might have also seen advertisements shown on TV such as "You could be LADA material" and "Does that thing have a LADA"? PS. You pay taxes and shipping - both ways. No guarantees regarding condition of LADA you receive.
2. Cover-up. We're currently ramping up production line for large scale production. This will be full body kit replacing your ugly Dodge Challenger sheet metal with real Soviet Union made fiberglass bodypanels. Molds were made from mint 840 000 km driven LADA. Even authentic looking rust holes are included (bullet holes at extra cost). Puke coloured lead paint is included when ordering more than four kits at once. Pricing will be announced in near future.
3. All-show-no-go. We haven't forgot you Covette lovers either who want more than LADA! Personally I don't get why anyone would want anything else than LADA, but customer satisfaction is number one priority for us. This is still on drawing board, but we're planning to offer kit that turns your Challenger already converted to LADA to Korvette. Kit includes required parts to make it look bit like real CORVETE. Well actually it looks more like RELIANT ROBIN with FIAT grille and tail lamps, but that is still way better than any Challenger (except 1978 Dodge Challenger). We will also include leaking valve cover gaskets and special cylinder wall scratching piston rings to guarantee that traditional blue smoke so loved among Coverte owners. First 10 customers will also get partial set of corroded freeze plugs for free. Fire hazard carburator is extra, but you will get 30% off from list price with code KENSENTME.
As for this forum don't worry. We will go thru all posts soon and delete everything that is not interesting for our new LA-COWS target audience. Friend of mine is also really skilled with Photoshop. She promised to do some copy-and-paste work on evenings and will be overlaying genuine LADA and CRVETTE images over any Dodge Challengers present on photos posted in past.
We do understand that at first some of you might not like these changes. It can take a while to get used to changes, perhaps until April 2nd 2011?
Feel free to reply to this post with your comments.
Since our leader Dave-R has traded his Dodge Challenger for 1986 Carvette we're going to do some minor changes on this forum.
Starting today, April 1st 2011, no talk about Dodge Challenger cars will be allowed. This also means all posts about any Chrysler Corp. product will be deleted without warning.
We understand that not everyone can afford for such a great car as 1986 Corveite is. In attempt to not alienate our trusty members we're going to offer few migration strategies.
1. Trade-up. Ship your gas guzzling Dodge Challenger to either me in Finland or to Dave in UK. In exchange you will receive genuine AutoVAZ LADA! Yes, that's true. Real LADA ass seen on TV (f.e. Top Gear). You might have also seen advertisements shown on TV such as "You could be LADA material" and "Does that thing have a LADA"? PS. You pay taxes and shipping - both ways. No guarantees regarding condition of LADA you receive.
2. Cover-up. We're currently ramping up production line for large scale production. This will be full body kit replacing your ugly Dodge Challenger sheet metal with real Soviet Union made fiberglass bodypanels. Molds were made from mint 840 000 km driven LADA. Even authentic looking rust holes are included (bullet holes at extra cost). Puke coloured lead paint is included when ordering more than four kits at once. Pricing will be announced in near future.
3. All-show-no-go. We haven't forgot you Covette lovers either who want more than LADA! Personally I don't get why anyone would want anything else than LADA, but customer satisfaction is number one priority for us. This is still on drawing board, but we're planning to offer kit that turns your Challenger already converted to LADA to Korvette. Kit includes required parts to make it look bit like real CORVETE. Well actually it looks more like RELIANT ROBIN with FIAT grille and tail lamps, but that is still way better than any Challenger (except 1978 Dodge Challenger). We will also include leaking valve cover gaskets and special cylinder wall scratching piston rings to guarantee that traditional blue smoke so loved among Coverte owners. First 10 customers will also get partial set of corroded freeze plugs for free. Fire hazard carburator is extra, but you will get 30% off from list price with code KENSENTME.
As for this forum don't worry. We will go thru all posts soon and delete everything that is not interesting for our new LA-COWS target audience. Friend of mine is also really skilled with Photoshop. She promised to do some copy-and-paste work on evenings and will be overlaying genuine LADA and CRVETTE images over any Dodge Challengers present on photos posted in past.
We do understand that at first some of you might not like these changes. It can take a while to get used to changes, perhaps until April 2nd 2011?
Feel free to reply to this post with your comments.
hahahahahahaha this is SOOOOOO funny, well done.............I was gettin a bit bored tonight 
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.......hes FINISH 
he is FINNISH 
..............can the nurse tuck me in now???????? 
