The Dodge Challenger Message Board

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper
was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and
said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you forget to close your
garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and
walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open,
and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask,
'When my garage door was open, did you see my stretch limmo parked in
there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van
with two flat tires..

LoL

Its a good thing he only has a one car garage,any larger it would have made his mini van look even smaller

He shoulda cut down the weeds next to the garage door! Makes the mini-van appear larger

That's funny!!!