For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle..
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on
this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw
little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he
asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I
was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom
you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because
she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no Fucking bike!