Sick day

Postby RedRaven » 23 Jul 2010 18:55

I calls the boss this morning and tells him that I,m staying home because I,m is not feeling well.


"What's the matter?" he asks.


"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma," I says in a weak voice.


The boss asks: "What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?"


I responds: "I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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Postby dave-r » 23 Jul 2010 20:14

:roll:
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Postby drewcrane » 23 Jul 2010 20:20

:s024: :s024: :s024: he will see your ass on the unemployment line :s017:
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Postby Eddie » 24 Jul 2010 13:49

:lol:
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Postby ianandjess » 24 Jul 2010 14:33

love it :thumbsup:
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