When I was a kid we were going to have a Chicken dinner one night late in December before Christmas and the local Vicar came around as he did every year at this time.
After the Vicar had gone my mother went to the kitchen and the large chicken was gone. Not a sign of it.
We checked on the dog (a Golden Lab bitch called Sally) but there was no evidence to suggest she had stolen it. There was no trace of it. No grease marks on the dog, no bones or mess on the floor. Nothing.
It was a complete mystery and we used to joke that the vicar had smuggled it out under his hassock.
But later in the New Year we were having a leg of lamb and my Mother was in the kitchen cooking the veg after taking the meat out of the oven. She turned around and the leg of lamb was gone!
Again there was no trace of it. But this time there was also no trace of the dog!
We searched the house and I found her. She was under my bed looking guilty as sin with the leg of lamb in her mouth.
She hadn't damaged it at all though. Not even any teeth marks in it. So we just wiped her drool off it and ate it.
Hell we were a family of 6 and couldn't afford to be fussy.