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Ok guys its like this, I rekon the Mr. Airfuel MUST attend next years Nats at Santa Pod...Id say this will be an expensive operation coming from the U.S.A. so Im gonna get the ball rollin and I am pitching 100 sterling to the pot to pay for his flight etc.

Anybody willing to contribute....

I going to forward the funds to the right honourable Darth Mopar( Dave Robson)...and just to make it official if Eddie puts himself into a wall at 140 in his Challenger and ends up in the great dragstrip in the sky before the nats next year then the funds raised will go to a charity of Dave choice....

Lets make it happen lads.....

Lets see, I need to get my "English to British" dictionary out and study up on the proper language The only "English" words I know are Wanker, Arse, Flapper, threepence, flat.

Well there is chap...fellow..geeza...sorted...darling..nonse...I know a few more...but I will teach you some As Gaeilge....

Ok repeat after me...

Cad a ta an sceil mo chara= whats the story my friend

Pog Mo Hoin...= Kiss my Ass

Ca bhuil na colleen mor = where are the big girls

airfuelEddie wrote:Lets see, I need to get my "English to British" dictionary out and study up on the proper language The only "English" words I know are Wanker, Arse, Flapper, threepence, flat.

That's all a fellow needs to know, where are the big girls and kiss my ass.

or as we say around here;

Divint taak like that ya bugger man or i'll wash yer dorty gobs oot! = Mind your language chaps.

I'll chuck in £20 towards sending Eddie back. Which I think has higher priority to bringing him over.

My wife has you beat Dave. She is donating 500.00 cash to get me the heck out! I should have never shown this to her. She saw the weight jokes too. Dear Lord I'm sore and bruised all over.

dave-r wrote:I'll chuck in £20 towards sending Eddie back. Which I think has higher priority to bringing him over.

Guess whos in the dog house!!!!

airfuelEddie wrote:My wife has you beat Dave. She is donating 500.00 cash to get me the heck out! I should have never shown this to her. She saw the weight jokes too. Dear Lord I'm sore and bruised all over.

Steady boy's

My friend DeeWayne came over and he brought his new car over. Actually it's a 1997 JagYaar,(see I can speak Brit)! He let me drive it, can you believe that! It's unfortunatley and auto, pile of rubbish! Seriously it's one of the nicest automobiles I have ever been in and it's very agile!

V-8 that loves the revs! He said he would donate a couple dollars to my "adventure"! I think he just wants to "abscomb" with my R/T. He prounounces it JagWire.

That brings the Grand Total to 670.00 U.S. plus 20 lbs. for Dave to get me released from the authorities!

Who is the dude in the pic..is that Deewayne

airfuelEddie wrote:My friend DeeWayne came over and he brought his new car over. Actually it's a 1997 JagYaar,(see I can speak Brit)! He let me drive it, can you believe that! It's unfortunatley and auto, pile of rubbish! Seriously it's one of the nicest automobiles I have ever been in and it's very agile!

Hey my man we got a little less than year to reach the required amount...no problem

airfuelEddie wrote:That brings the Grand Total to 670.00 U.S. plus 20 lbs. for Dave to get me released from the authorities!

Yep, Wayne, his name is Dewayne and he's a retired independently wealthy old gentleman who loves cars. He owns 5 Corvettes mostly 60's vintage Vettes.(Too bad their not MoPars).

RedRaven wrote:Hey my man we got a little less than year to reach the required amount...no problem

airfuelEddie wrote:That brings the Grand Total to 670.00 U.S. plus 20 lbs. for Dave to get me released from the authorities!

Piece 'O' cake,my friend! Dont get me wrong, I am tenacious when I put whats left of my mind to something.

Just think of the trouble we will get into in Santa Pod....The grumpy old man wont know what hit him!!!


Ssshhhh...here he comes look busy...

airfuelEddie wrote:

RedRaven wrote:Hey my man we got a little less than year to reach the required amount...no problem

airfuelEddie wrote:That brings the Grand Total to 670.00 U.S. plus 20 lbs. for Dave to get me released from the authorities!

Piece 'O' cake,my friend! Dont get me wrong, I am tenacious when I put whats left of my mind to something.

Hey, we are always busy Wayne!

I spent about 30 months in England in the early 70's and there are a couple of other words that any car guy should know. Your spare tire is kept in the "boot" and to check your oil you will need to check under the "bonnett". I assume that these may still be used.

Thanks Dale! So it's OK to ask a pretty young lass to check under her bonnet?

Oh Eddie..I almost forgot my favorite English word....CRUMPET!!!

I eat those all the time Wayne. They are pretty tasty especially covered in chocolate. Dont the Englishmen use hounds to sniff those things out?

Yeah..but thats the folk up north....stay off the moors lad!!!

airfuelEddie wrote:I eat those all the time Wayne. They are pretty tasty especially covered in chocolate. Dont the Englishmen use hounds to sniff those things out?

The "moors" what is that place? Is it real swampy and infested with ugly old winches? I would want to go there first then!!

The moors are not usually swampy. But can be if there is a good layer of peat under foot. Usually covered in grass or heather.

You never seen The Hound of the Baskervilles then?

Try American werewolf in London..."stay off the moors lad"....

dave-r wrote:The moors are not usually swampy. But can be if there is a good layer of peat under foot. Usually covered in grass or heather.

You never seen The Hound of the Baskervilles then?

Hound of Baskervilles, no but I'll have to watch or read it. American Werewolf in London, Yes, Jenny Augutter was the British Nurse in that movie. She is/was hot.

Here is some rather chilling pictures of gouls and daemons you might see on a dark night on the moors.....

The last set of pics looks especially "harrowing" and "terrifying". Having what appears to be a "randy" Jerry Garcia on one's backside. Or as Dave puts it, "an uphill gardening dirt packer"!!