You're probably right Dave, I do this to meself every time (sigh). On the one hand it could be a good film because:-
- Jessica's in it.
- Jessica's in it, in way too small for her own good cut- off shorts.
- The General Lee, through massive cinema speakers
- Stiffler from American Pie's in it too
- So's Burt Reynolds
- Canyon jumps, with no damage whatsoever.
- People (hopefully) shouting "Yeee- Haargh" a lot.
But it probably won't be because:-
- That bloke from Jackass is in it, and crashing down a hill in a shopping trolley doesn't guarentee acting ability.
- You'll be able to drive the General through the plot- holes.
- Every time we see a Canyon Jump, we'll know it's one less Charger for the next generation to admire.
- My expectations are always too high.